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| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 8359 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4772 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a chicken jousting tournament. That’s right, we take PvP to a whole new level with our feathered friends as the combatants. Who will be crowned the ultimate chicken champion? Only time will tell.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible. Our custom plugins and mods will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.
So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server that hosts weekly hot dog eating contests in the Nether, where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride into battle? Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else.
Join us today and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!
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