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| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 1190 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 127 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 901718 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9684 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5661 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and crazy? well, guess what, this server is like, the wildest of them all! we got researchers finding out that like, estrogens are fueling the growth of cancers in mice, like what even is that? but don’t worry, our server is totally cancer-free, we promise!
join us for the most insane adventures, like fighting off zombie pigmen with diamond swords and riding pigs into battle. we’ve got secret caves filled with treasure and hidden villages with friendly villagers who will trade with you for the rarest items.
plus, our community is like, the coolest ever. we’ve got players from all over the world, all coming together to build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!
