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StormShadowCraft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Allies, Conflict Resolution, current events, Defense, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, international relations, military support, Minecraft, News, political tensions, Reports, russia, Server, Storm Shadow, StormShadowCraft, Telegraph, uk, Ukraine, US, weapons

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6055
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8891
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Animals Bred:	162

so, like, this server is like totally lit, bro. like, we got this crazy story where the UK is like secretly supporting Ukraine with these epic Storm Shadow missiles inside Russia. but don’t worry, we ain’t startin’ no beef with the US, we just here to have a good time and blow stuff up in Minecraft. join us for some wild adventures and see if you can survive the chaos. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s do this!

CreeperCrisis – Keep Calm and Craft On

Allies, Calm, Conflict prevention, Conflict Resolution, Craft, CreeperCrisis, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, european union, fear of escalation, foreign policy, Global cooperation, international relations, major problem, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, peacekeeping efforts, political tension, regional stability, security concerns, Ukraine

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7105
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Towns Built:	6

So, like, ukraine is all like “oh no, we scared of escalation with our allies” and we’re all like “bro, come join our minecraft server instead, it’s way more chill and fun than worrying about wars and stuff”. we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance, it’s a wild ride. plus, if you join now, you get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so, like, why stress about real life when you can just block it out with some blocky fun on our server? come join us, it’s gonna be a blast!

CarbonCraze2050

#sustainability, 2050, carbon capture, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon neutrality, carbon reduction, carbon sequestration, CarbonCraze2050, climate change, environmental impact, feasible rate, gigatonne CO2, global warming, greenhouse gases, IPCC, maximum rate, Paris Agreement, renewable energy, storage technology, subsurface carbon storage

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5604
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Crops Grown:	7366
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3705

u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that defies the laws of physics and carbon storage??? well do i have the server for u!!!!

join our server where we store 30 gigatonne CO2 per year by 2050!!!! that’s right, we are breaking alllll the rules and storing double the amount of carbon than is physically possible!!!!

come join us for a wild ride of nonsensical carbon storage and crazy minecraft adventures!!!! who needs reality when u can have our server????

so what are u waiting for??? come join us and let’s break some more rules together!!!!!!!

Welcome to the “Helveti-NO Network [pve]” where the mobs are scarier than your ex!

90 Day Inactive Kick, Brewery, Custom Mobs, Dungeons, HelvetiNO, loot tables, Lottery, mobs, Netting Animals/Mobs, Network, new bosses, Overclaim, Player Soldier NPC’s, player-driven economy, PvE, scarier, Sieges, Town or Nation Upkeep, town plots, unique items, Villager shops, war ships

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4551
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	402	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Helvetia Network Overview

Server Type	JAVA & BEDROCK (crossplay)
Features	Earth towny PVP\|PVE, 2 worlds economy and more!
Server Info	We Are ACTUALLY 1.21

Server Details

Custom Mobs And Entirely Redone Loot Tables Of Every Mob
Player Driven Economy
Unique Items That Add Layers To Gameplay
Player Soldier NPC’s That You Can Arm Up And Raise Your Own Army
Dungeons
War Ships
Town Plots To Claim
NO Overclaim Policy
Brewery Feature
90 Day Inactive Kick

Server Links

MC IP: play.helvetianetwork.com

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/w8crhRmMy5

Dynamic World Map: http://play.helvetianetwork.com:8123/

Website Store: https://shop.helvetianetwork.com/

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply enter the IP address play.helvetianetwork.com in the server list of your Minecraft client.

Q: Can I play on both Java and Bedrock versions?

A: Yes, Helvetia Network supports crossplay between Java and Bedrock versions.

NikCraft Minecraft Server

Active Nikke Codes, asuka shikinami langley, cd keys, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, evangelion, Game Download, Gatekeeper, General Info, Mari Makinami Illustrious, Minecraft, Misato Katsuragi, Naga: Elegant Date, NikCraft, Nikke General, NikkeInfo, NikkeLink, Pilot in Summer, Rei Ayanami, Rewards, Server, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, Test Plugsuit, Upcoming Events, update, zoo keeper

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3755
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Crops Grown:	6367
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we have an Evangelion Collab that will make you say “YOU CAN (NOT) EVADE”! Full Burst Day on weekends will have you bursting with excitement, and our Union Raid will have you raiding like never before.

But wait, there’s more! We have special recruits like Asuka Shikinami Langley and Misato Katsuragi, with upcoming recruits like Rei Ayanami and Mari Makinami Illustrious. And don’t forget about our Costume Passes, from elegant dates to summer pilots, we’ve got it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and use the code ADORABLEBUTTHOLES to unlock some exclusive rewards. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BuildRewardDropper Minecraft SMP

anticipation, BUILD rewards, BuildRewardDropper, Disappointment, DROPPED, Expectations, Feedback, letdown, Minecraft, Opinions, reactions, smp, speculation, Thoughts, underwhelming

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1116
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	19	Dimension Hops:	1

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got build rewards dropping like it’s hot, but let me tell you, the real prize is the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the dancers! Trust me, you won’t be disappointed when you join this wild and wacky server.

GrampsFuneralMC Server

Boundaries, challenging family dynamics, communication breakdown, coping with loss, difficult decisions, difficult family situations, emotional distress, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, funeral attendance, GrampsFuneralMC, grief and loss, mourning process, personal rights, self-care, Server, stepmother issues, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3289
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5836
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19

Are you tired of family drama and need a break from real life chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any crazy stepmothers causing trouble!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about choosing between attending your grandfather’s funeral or dealing with a manipulative stepmother. Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players.

Forget about the diary-keeping, drama-starting relatives in your life and immerse yourself in a world where the only conflict is between you and the mobs. Join now and leave the family feuds behind – after all, diamonds are a girl’s best friend!

NoSmokeNoFunCraft

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8124
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s lit AF? Well, look no further! Our server is so fire, even the smoke alarms can’t handle it! Join us for some smokin’ hot gameplay and crazy adventures.

We promise a smoking good time, just like when your partner sets off the smoke alarms in your dad’s house. But don’t worry, on our server, the only thing that’ll be lit is the fun!

So come on over and join us for a blaze of a time. Just make sure to keep the smoke alarms off, unless you want to start a fight with the admins!

PizzaRuinerMC SMP

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8578
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret pizza cult hidden deep within our world where players must sacrifice their least favorite toppings to the Pizza God in order to gain special powers. But beware, if you ruin a pizza in-game, the Pizza God will curse you with never-ending pineapple toppings on all your future pizzas! It’s a cheesy adventure like no other, so come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the world of pizza madness!

MineCraftFiredFast – “Gone in 60 Seconds”

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2959
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mines Excavated:	2726
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Have you ever seen someone get fired faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, on our Minecraft server, we hold the record for the fastest firing ever! One guy thought he could build a house out of dirt blocks and call it a mansion – needless to say, he was out of here quicker than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Join our server for a chance to witness some epic fails and maybe even set a new record for the fastest firing!