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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 519 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 6017 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 16 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
if you join, you get a magical pickaxe that turns diamonds into cheeseburgers. and every time you mine a block, a unicorn appears and sings a lullaby.
we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep. and if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
come join us and prove to the haters that you are not contrary, you are just living your best life in this wacky minecraft world.