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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 5266 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
THE WPA (WEALTHY PLAYERS ASSOCIATION) IS WHERE THE GOVERNMENT HIRES PLAYERS DIRECTLY TO BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS. THIS SUBSTANTIALLY INCREASES VOTER SUPPORT FOR THE DEMOCRATS… I MEAN, FOR OUR SERVER!
THE PWA (POTATO WARRIORS ALLIANCE) SUBSIDIZES PRIVATE SECTOR EMPLOYMENT BY GIVING PLAYERS JOBS LIKE FARMING AND MINING. BUT BE WARNED, IT’S A WILD RIDE OF POTATOES AND ADVENTURE.
SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE CREEPERS ARE EXPLOSIVE, AND THE FUN NEVER ENDS! #MINECRAFTLIFE #WPA #PWA #LOLZ