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NoNoNo LOL Minecraft Server

Absurd, Amused, chuckling, comedy, Comical, Entertainment, funny, Hahaha, hilarious, humor, Humorous, hysterical, joking, LAUGHING, Laughter, lol, long tail, Minecraft, no, Nonono, Oh No!, Ridiculous, Server, silly

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7857
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so wild that the trees actually grow candy canes instead of leaves. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they ride around on giant chickens and speak in rhymes!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, laugh-out-loud Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to stop saying “Oh no no no no no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”!

Vaquer’s WWE vs AEW Minecraft Server

aew, Airport, cm punk, Competition, contracts, Decision making, Giulia, Konnan, Minecraft, NXT deal, opportunities, Pay, Plans, professional wrestling, Server, talent, unorganized, Vaquer, Vaquers, wrestling, wrestling industry, wwe, WWE vs AEW

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9854
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9188	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	318	Dragon Eggs Found:	3471
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Join our Minecraft server where Konnan and the boys are running the show! We have crazy stories like Vaquer choosing WWE over AEW because they pulled a CM Punk and didn’t pick her up from the airport. Plus, WWE has actual plans while AEW is just a hot mess. We even bumped up the pay to match what AEW was offering – it’s a super NXT deal! Start your adventure at our server and see what other wild tales await you!

ExWifeGriefNoRelief

Boundaries, brother, Communication Issues, competitive mother, custody arrangements, disrespectful behavior., Divorce, emotional manipulation, ENTITLEMENT, ex wife, ExWifeGriefNoRelief, family dynamics, family loyalty, Golden Child, lack of support, laughing at pain, overbearing mother, sibling conflict, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationship

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3029
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Dimension Hops:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ores Mined:	3409
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magic Items Found:	7620
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and mommy’s boys? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a break from the chaos! Our server is a safe haven away from overbearing moms and entitled brothers.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without any interference from competitive girlfriends or crying brothers. Our server is the perfect escape from family feuds and awkward custody discussions.

Join now and experience the freedom of creating your own virtual paradise, where you can laugh at your brother’s misfortunes without any judgment. Who needs family drama when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Let’s build and laugh together, away from the chaos of real life!

Crafty911 Minecraft Server

911 operator, call handling, Communication, compassion, Crafty911, crisis response, critical thinking, Decision making, dispatcher, emergency protocols, emergency services, emotional resilience., first responders, Job demands, mental health support, Minecraft, multitasking, patience, public perception, Public Safety, Server, Stress Management, teamwork

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5070
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6385	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Dragons Tamed:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Do you want to experience the thrill of being a 911 operator without all the pesky real-life consequences? Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate emergency dispatcher!

Forget boring old emergencies like car accidents and house fires – on our server, you’ll be dealing with zombie invasions, creeper explosions, and even the occasional dragon attack! Think you have what it takes to keep your cool under pressure and save the day?

Join now and show the world that you’re the master of emergency response in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible!

CraftyPolitix

aggravating, Corruption, CraftyPolitix, current events, dishonesty, Frustration, Government, Incompetence, lack of accountability, leadership, Manipulation, Media bias, partisanship, polarization, Political Scene, Politics, power struggle, Propaganda, public trust, Social Issues, special interests

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4655
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Tired of dealing with political drama and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle! Our server is a political-free zone where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild.

We’ve got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any political debates that may try to infiltrate our server. And if you ever get bored, just hop on a flying pig and explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures and mythical creatures.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the political madness behind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any unwanted political discussions. What more could you ask for?

T90TankTumbleCraft

armored vehicles, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, international relations, Losses, military equipment, military tactics, military technology, putin, Putin’s army, russia, russian military, T-90M tanks, T90TankTumbleCraft, tank warfare, tracker data, Ukraine, War, WARFARE

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3061
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Villages Defended:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	3064	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can ride T-90M tanks and battle it out in a virtual Ukraine! Putin himself praised these tanks as the ‘world’s best’ but we got ’em all in our game, sorry Russia! Track data shows at least 100 tanks lost in our epic battles, so come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate tank showdown! Who needs real war when you can have all the fun in Minecraft?! Join now and show Putin who’s boss!

LightSpeedCraft

astronomical objects, Astrophysics, Black Holes, cosmic destruction, cosmic events, Destruction, exotic matter, gravitational pull, high-energy physics, hypothetical, light speed, LightSpeedCraft, matter, scientific theories, space phenomena, spacetime, theoretical astrophysics, theoretical concepts, theoretical physics, Universe, white holes

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2243
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Gods Slained:	2
Ores Mined:	1560	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Animals Bred:	51

yOu know what else is light-speed? OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! it’s so fast, you’ll be mining diamonds before you even realize it!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha! our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us!

We have secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks on stacks of emeralds! Plus, our mods are like wizards, granting wishes and turning dirt into diamonds!

But beware, there are rumors of a hidden portal that leads to a land of dancing llamas and talking sheep! Are you brave enough to discover its secrets?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! And maybe the occasional exploding chicken… but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

Hot & Cool Craft

alien world, Astronomy, atmosphere, celestial body, celsius, Cool, Craft, data, discovery, Evening, Exoplanet, Extreme Temperatures, fahrenheit, findings, Heat, hot, morning, research, Science, Space, Temperature

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9628
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Star Shards Collected:	294
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have mornings hotter than the sun and evenings cooler than your ex’s heart! we’ve got lava pits for swimming and ice caves for chilling. our mobs are so fierce they make the nether look like a daycare center. join us if you dare, but be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. so grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to insanity together!

KrisCraft: Where finding diamonds is easier than getting rid of creepers! 1.8-1.20.4

1.81.20.4, Community, Coreprotect, creations, CREEPERS, diamonds, Discord, easier, Experience, finding, grief preventing, KrisCraft, Land claiming, Minecraft, ONLINE, Players, Plugins, Quality, Quantity, rid, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, Support, Updating, Vanilla, world, year

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6773
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

KrisCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla survival
World Resetting	No
Land Claiming	No
Grief Protection	CoreProtect
Community Size	Small
Server Age	Over 1 year

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

You need to join the Discord server and get added to the whitelist by clicking here.

2. Is the server currently on version 1.21?

We are planning on updating to 1.21 very soon, once all server plugins support the new version.

3. How is griefing handled on the server?

We do not have land claiming, but we use CoreProtect to roll back any griefing that occurs.

4. Can I build anywhere on the server?

Yes, the world is completely unrestricted, allowing you to build anywhere.

5. Why is the community size small?

We are focused on quality players over quantity to create a new community.

YankeeCraft Minecraft Server

adjusting to America, American dream, cross-country move, expat life, future move, immigration, international move, living in the USA, Minecraft, moving abroad, moving plans, moving timeline, moving to America, new beginnings, new country, overseas relocation, Relocation, Server, settling in America, starting fresh, transitioning to America, united states, YankeeCraft

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1765
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes! And that’s not even the craziest part – they stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. It was lit, to say the least.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Can you imagine the wealth you could amass with a few of those cluckers in your coop? It’s a Minecraft player’s dream come true.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment, look no further. Join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Trust us, you won’t regret it.