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Blocky Dicks Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3291
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a giant porn star’s member? Look no further! Our server is like the big dick of the Minecraft world – always ready to please and never disappoint. Join us for a good time and see why size really does matter in the world of blocky adventures. Who needs realistic proportions when you can have a server that’s larger than life? Come on, you know you want to experience the thrill of playing on the biggest and best server around!

Serious ly Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1243
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, zombies, creepers, and skeletons are the new rulers of the land, and it’s up to you to overthrow them and take back control.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with the llamas or fight against them for dominance? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’ve also got a group of mischievous villagers who are constantly pulling pranks on unsuspecting players. From replacing all your tools with carrots to filling your house with chickens, you never know what these crazy villagers will do next.

So come join our wacky SMP and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

Debate Among Men Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and settle debates like this one in our virtual arena! Watch as Frieren and Doomguy (reboot) battle it out in an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who will emerge victorious? Only one way to find out – join our server and witness the chaos unfold! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will make a special guest appearance, so you won’t want to miss out on all the action. Join now and let the games begin!

FoggyCraft SMP – Fallout General

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5029
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride through the wasteland with our F76 Ports Edition! We’ve got resources for Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1 and 2, and even Fallout 3 and New Vegas.

But wait, there’s more! We have modding guides that will make your head spin faster than a ghoul on Jet. Our Asset and Mod Repository is chock full of goodies that will have you saying “War never changes, but this server sure does!”

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got MSPaintAdventures that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about the radroaches trying to eat your face. Plus, our ocdonutsteels are so wacky, you’ll wonder if you’ve been hit with a gamma ray.

So what are you waiting for? Join our F76 Ports Edition Minecraft SMP today and experience a post-apocalyptic adventure like no other. Just remember to decode any protected downloads with base64, or you might end up like a ghoul without a brain!

Karasique – Minecraft game server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2495
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

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Heathen Papist Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	924
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Farms Harvested:	600
Gods Slained:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Ores Mined:	7920	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Varg Vikerness performing live in the Vatican on St. Pachamama’s day! That’s right, you can witness a legendary metal musician rocking out in the holiest of holies. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you see our Heathen-Papist Church fusion building competition. Who knew building a church could be so metal? So come join our server for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else!

$50 Onn 1TB external SSD from Walmart Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4950
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Ores Mined:	2752
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	95400	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely out of cake, or tame a pack of wild llamas to do your bidding. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a chicken with a monocle, and a lava parkour course that will test your skills and your sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures of your life! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the land of madness and mayhem!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1525
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Star Shards Collected:	127	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as outer space? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few unexpected encounters with aliens (okay, maybe just other players, but who knows what they’re hiding under those pixelated skins?).

With a schedule that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion and a Twitter feed that’s more entertaining than watching a pig race, you’ll never be bored on our server. Plus, with exclusive member VODs that are more addictive than mining for diamonds, you’ll never want to leave.

And if you’re missing our server when you’re offline, don’t worry – we’ve got you covered with our stream status website and even an “Ara Ara” button for those moments when you just need a little extra Fauna in your life. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

ADHD Minecraft SMP Prodigy

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2975
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8581	New Chunks Explored:	153620
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Yo, have you heard about this wild Minecraft SMP server? It’s like a chaotic ADHD dream come true! We’ve got so much going on, you’ll never get bored!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, when suddenly a herd of wild llamas come charging at you because they heard you have the best loot. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken invasion because someone accidentally fed one too many seeds?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases, where you can join a faction and plot against your enemies. And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as pandas and had a dance party in the village square.

So come on, join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP server and embrace your inner chaos! Who needs a diagnosis when you have a whole world of madness waiting for you?

Vlad’s Minecraft Server: Pay Up or Else!

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1065
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Crops Grown:	1475	Towns Built:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Void Armor Forged:	28	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Vlad is the ultimate mafia boss and he’s coming after you if you don’t pay up! Join our server to avoid getting on Vlad’s bad side and having to deal with his army of zombie pigmen. But hey, at least they know how to throw a killer party in the Nether! So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of treasure if you’re lucky. Just remember, Vlad always gets his moneys…one way or another.