we have legendary battles where players fight with giant chopsticks and soy sauce cannons. build your own noodle empire and rule over the land with an iron wok.
join now and feast on the delicious chaos that awaits you! MSG lovers unite!
But don’t worry, we got you covered with some epic Greek vibes too. Join us and escape the madness of real life by diving into this virtual world where the only thing inflating is the fun! Plus, who needs real food when you can feast on virtual blocks and pixels all day long?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will make even the craziest Greek myths jealous. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
Join us for a dining experience like no other, where your virtual manners will be put to the test. Don’t be rude and let the servers take your plate too soon, or risk facing the wrath of your fellow players. Who knew Minecraft could teach you proper dining etiquette?
So come join us on this server where even the plates have feelings, and remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a dining experience!
Join our server and escape the mundane reality of your town by diving into a world of endless possibilities. Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. Who needs a bar or casino when you can have epic adventures right at your fingertips?
Forget about becoming a crack or fent monkey out of sheer boredom – join our server and let your imagination run wild! Who needs real-life social interaction when you can chat with fellow players from around the world and create lifelong friendships?
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the monotony of your town and hello to the excitement of our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Join us in Londyn Green Street / Upton Park for the ultimate Minecraft experience. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to hang out here.
Want to build a castle made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against an army of skeletons? We’ve got you covered.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame the Ender Llama, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of golden apples.
So what are you waiting for? Join us in Londyn Green Street / Upton Park and let the Minecraft madness begin!
Forget about wasting your diamonds on overpriced restaurants with absurd prices and smaller portions! Join our server where you can feast like a king without breaking the bank!
Our entitled service workers will make sure you receive the automatic gratuities you deserve, even when you’re just ordering takeout in-game!
With the economy in the Biden administration’s hands, you know things are about to get much worse…but on our server, you can escape reality and build your dream world without worrying about the chaos outside!
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest adventures, the most hilarious moments, and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever encounter in the Minecraft universe!
Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time! Join us and embark on crazy adventures with your anime-loving buddies. Our server is so awesome, it will make you jealous of the virtual life you can have here!
Imagine living in a virtual world where you can explore LA full time, eat at the most amazing restaurants, and stay in beautiful condos. All while having your qt anime-loving fuckbuddies by your side. This is the life you’ve always dreamed of!
Don’t let your high inhibition stop you from joining us. Take some virtual meds or Xanax if you have to, but come and experience the most insane adventures on our server. You won’t regret it!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the tyranny of Russian food and smoking restrictions! Join us and build your own fortress to protect yourself from the Russian invaders who want to force-feed you borscht and make you quit smoking.
Don’t let those fake elitists and rude cunts get you down – on our server, you can be whoever you want to be without fear of being called a “hachik” by the Russians. Build castles, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle against those pesky invaders.
Join us now and show those Russians that we won’t be pushed around anymore! Who needs their manners when you have a creeper army at your command?
Welcome to the server, here at Velocity Minecraft we are a survival server. We strive to give the best experience for everyone that plays our server. We are adding new features daily to the server to make it better and better each day.
We are currently in Chapter 1: Season 1 of Velocity Minecraft. There will be 3 seasons per Chapter. Each season we will reset the world and change up the world and gameplay to match a specific storyline to make the server interesting.
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Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a castle out of enchanted cheese and defend it from a horde of zombie villagers who just want to borrow a cup of sugar.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Yes, you heard that right, CAKE! Who needs a job when you can spend your days frolicking in a land of sugary goodness?
So why settle for the real world when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies? Don’t question it, just join and let the madness begin!
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts fireballs.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickle that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for!).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!
1. Our server is so epic that even Notch himself wishes he could play here. 2. We have diamond ore that spawns every 5 seconds, so you’ll never run out of bling. 3. Our creepers are trained to do the Macarena dance before they explode, just for your entertainment. 4. The Ender Dragon is actually a secret DJ who drops sick beats while you fight him. 5. Our villagers have PhDs in trading, so you’ll always get the best deals. 6. The Nether is actually a tropical paradise with lava hot tubs and ghast pool parties. 7. We have a secret underground base where Herobrine hosts karaoke nights every Friday. 8. Our server is so exclusive that even Steve from Minecraft can’t get in without a special invite.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in blocky pixel land!
Join us for a chance to explore our world filled with crazy mods and modding guides that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Need help or have a suggestion? Just hit the “Contact” button and our team of highly trained villagers will assist you… probably.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered what happened to the old site? Well, we have a thread dedicated to solving that mystery, complete with conspiracy theories and alien sightings. And don’t even get us started on our SKSE AE Update tracker, it’s more intense than a battle with the Ender Dragon.
Looking for some juicy lore and lore accessories? We got you covered with links to more lore than you can shake a diamond sword at. And if you’re into character sheets, we have a mega treasure trove of workdocs that will make your inventory jealous.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most chaotic community this side of the Nether. Just be prepared for anything, because in our world, anything can happen… and usually does.
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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡
❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest
❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode
❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation
❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans
❗ Statistics for leaders and active players
❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store
❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.
❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes
❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs
❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server
❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.
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We offer special classes on how to interact with females in a non-objectifying way, led by our resident relationship experts who have never actually talked to a woman in real life. But hey, who needs real-life experience when you have Minecraft, right?
Join us for a chance to prove that you can have a healthy, consensual relationship with a woman, even if you’ve never actually spoken to one before. Who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft! So come on, join our server and show the world that you can be a respectful player, both in-game and in real life.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick. Or how about taming a pack of wild llamas and riding them into battle against a giant mutant squid boss?
But that’s not all! Our server is so wild that even the blocks have a mind of their own. One time, a group of players tried to build a castle only to have it come to life and start attacking everyone with flying sheep cannons.
So why is Linux so difficult? Because on our server, anything is possible and chaos reigns supreme. Join us if you dare, and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!