reminded that nearly everybody in the world wants me dead and i will forever be a social outcast no matter where i look and it will only ever get worse as time passes Minecraft Servers

Crafty Anon’s LOLz Server: Where Everything is Better (>^_^)>

Anons, Be me, be the change you want to be in the world anon, Crafty, even this shitty greentext will get me absolutely nowhere and is no better than me reaching out to just any other guy, gt_gt, immediately finds people whining about the game, it’ll get better anon, just be positive anon, just trust me anon, lolz, looks for picrel, okay i dont mean this in a mean way but like i feel like im talking to a retarded goldfish ermm i need to go to bed lol byee, reminded that nearly everybody in the world wants me dead and i will forever be a social outcast no matter where i look and it will only ever get worse as time passes, Server, this is magic and will fix everything, why dont you just understand, why dont you understand anon, writes this post

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with magic, happiness, and positive vibes that will fix everything in your life!

Imagine a world where you can be the change you want to see, where you can trust that things will get better, and where you can escape the clutches of social outcasts and whiny complainers. Our server is like a magical oasis in a desert of despair, where you can finally be yourself and have a great time!

Don’t be a “retarded goldfish,” join us and experience the true joy of Minecraft like never before. Say goodbye to boring gameplay and hello to a world of endless possibilities and outrageous adventures. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!

CraftyQueens: Where even the fightfag women can thrive in Minecraft!

breaking barriers, Combat sports, CraftyQueens, Female Athletes, female combatants, female empowerment, female fighter, Female Role Models, female warriors, fightfag, Fighting, gender equality, gender stereotypes, Martial Arts, Minecraft, physical strength, self defense, Thrive, WOMAN, Women, women fighters, women in combat, Women in sports, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8374
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, you can engage in epic battles with the legendary “fightfag woman”! She’s a force to be reckoned with and only the bravest players dare to challenge her. Join now for a chance to test your skills against this formidable foe and become a true Minecraft warrior!

HighlandsMC: Where virtual politicians try to avoid getting cancelled

Adventure, alliances, AVOID, building, CANCELLED, Community, Conquest, Diplomacy, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, HighlandsMC, Kingdoms, Lore, Nations, politicians, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, storytelling, strategy, Survival, Vanilla, virtual, Wars

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7799
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4

HighlandsMC Server Overview

Features:
Discord server promoting mapping, content creation, lore, and politics discussions
Excellent Dynmap for visualizing server’s claims and territories
Friendly and involved moderation team
User-created storylines
Unique claiming system

Join the Discord today: https://discord.gg/VzESdyen7s

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server launching today?	Yes, we are launching today!
What can I do on this server?	You can engage in mapping, content creation, lore and politics discussions, and create your own storylines.
How can I visualize the server’s claims and territories?	We have an excellent Dynmap feature for that purpose.
Is there a specific claiming system on this server?	Yes, we have a unique claiming system that differs from townyclaims.

Crafty Warlords: The Grand Strategy Server

Crafty, GRAND, Server, strategy, Warlords

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6425
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Napoleon’s last moments on Saint Helena? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the craziness you never knew you needed!

Join us and build your empire, just like Napoleon tried to do before he got wrecked. Take on crazy challenges like the Battle of Castle Itter, where American and German troops fought together (yes, you read that right). And if you’re feeling rebellious, why not start your own Prague uprising in-game?

But wait, there’s more! We have random country picker to keep things interesting, mods that will make you question reality, and a community that’s as wild as the Greek protests during the government-debt crisis.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Vic 3 or EU5 when you have a Minecraft server like this?

BreadCraft: Where your desktop dreams come true! #BreadIsLife

animated art, animated background, animated wallpaper, Bread, bread art, BreadCraft, BreadIsLife, Computer, computer graphics, creative design., Desktop, desktop aesthetics, desktop background, Desktop bread, desktop customization, digital animation, digital art, dreams, screen design, streamable clip, Technology, technology art, True, unique wallpaper, visual display

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2986
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Are you tired of boring old static wallpapers on your desktop? Well, do we have the solution for you! Introducing our Minecraft server where your desktop wallpaper comes to life with animated bread! That’s right, watch as loaves of bread dance across your screen, bringing joy and hilarity to your day. Join our server now for a carb-tastic experience like no other! Who knew bread could be so entertaining?

Zaffeine SMP: Where java and blocks collide in a wacky 18+ wonderland! Join the madness!

1.21 blocks, administrator, blocks, collaboration, collide, Communication, Community, cooperation, Discord, Engineer, full-time job, HARD, java, Join, life-long gamer, madness, Mature, proximity VoIP, simple voice chat, Small, smp, Survival, Usa, Vanilla Experience, Wacky, Whitelist, wonderland, Zaffeine

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3923
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Server Name	Zaffeine SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Server Version	Java 1.20.4
Location	USA East
Whitelist	18+
Proximity Voice Chat	Yes
Free to Play	Yes
Server Features	New 1.21 blocks, Fire Tick Off

Overview:

Zaffeine SMP is a small whitelisted survival Minecraft community focused on having an extremely vanilla survival multiplayer experience. The difficulty is set to hard and there will be no economy, claim, teleportation, or other semi-vanilla mods. The only exceptions include the Simple Voice Chat mod that provides proximity VoIP for the server and the new 1.21 blocks.

Zaffeine SMP is a small mature 18+ community. This allows us to run a fantastic small community and run our server with very few limitations. We expect new members to bring a desire for fun and collaboration but also a high level of maturity and good communication skills.

The server is currently run by Zaffeine, a life long gamer and engineer living in the USA. Zaffeine administers and manages the server in spare time and has been playing and enjoying Minecraft since 2009.

Join our Discord: http://discord.zaffeine.com/

FAQ:

How do I join the Zaffeine SMP server?

To join the Zaffeine SMP server, you first need to join our Discord server at http://discord.zaffeine.com/. From there, you can request to be whitelisted for the server.

What are the server rules?

The server rules include no griefing, no stealing, no cheating, and being respectful to other players. A full list of rules can be found on our Discord server.

Is the server free to play?

Yes, the Zaffeine SMP server is free to play for all members who are whitelisted.

Are there any plugins or mods on the server?

The server is extremely vanilla with the exception of the Simple Voice Chat mod for proximity VoIP and the addition of new 1.21 blocks. There are no other plugins or mods.

Can I teleport or claim land on the server?

No, there is no teleportation or land claiming on the server. Players are expected to navigate and survive in the world without these features.

Kawhi VS Hypixel

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5648
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Star Shards Collected:	222
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Runes Activated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Hypixel
Pros	Cons
Well-established server with a large player base	Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide variety of games and activities	Can experience lag during peak times
Frequent updates and new content	Some games may have long queue times

Kawhi Network
Pros	Cons
Offers cash prizes	Relatively new server, may have fewer players
1.20 factions and survival gameplay	May have limited features compared to more established servers
Unique features such as boss battles and daily KOTH	May have less frequent updates

FAQ:

1. How many players typically play on Hypixel compared to Kawhi Network? – Hypixel usually has a larger player base compared to Kawhi Network due to its well-established reputation.

2. Does Kawhi Network offer any unique features not found on Hypixel? – Yes, Kawhi Network offers cash prizes, boss battles, daily KOTH events, and other unique features that may not be available on Hypixel.

3. Which server experiences more lag during peak times? – Hypixel may experience more lag during peak times due to its larger player base, while Kawhi Network may have a smoother gameplay experience.

4. How often are updates and new content released on Hypixel compared to Kawhi Network? – Hypixel has a reputation for frequent updates and new content, while Kawhi Network, being a newer server, may have less frequent updates and new features.

5. Are there any specific game modes or activities that are exclusive to either Hypixel or Kawhi Network? – Both servers offer a wide variety of game modes, but Kawhi Network may have unique features such as cash prizes, 1.20 factions, and boss battles that are not found on Hypixel.

Blocky Banter: LOLs and Lava

anger, banter, blocky, Communication, Disappointment, discrimination, EASY, Frustration, ghosted, ghosting, hate, kms, lava, LGBTQ, lols, Loneliness, mental health, queer, rejection, relationships, Sadness, self worth, Struggling, transphobic

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7140
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Are you tired of getting ghosted in the dating world? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never get ghosted again! Our virtual world is full of friendly players who will never leave you hanging.

And if you’re sick of encountering transphobia, you’ll be happy to know that our server is a safe space for all LGBTQ+ individuals. In fact, our server is so inclusive that even the creepers are gender-neutral!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. And who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to ghosting and transphobia forever!

MatzahCraft: Where kids are not meat shields, but creepers are!

Bar/Bat Mitzvah, Beliefs, Community, CREEPERS, customs, family, Hanukkah, heritage, History, Identity, Jewish culture, Kids, Kosher, MatzahCraft, meat, meat shields, passover, Religion, Rituals, shields, synagogue, Torah, Traditions, VALUES

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9167
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we once had a player try to use kids as meat shields in a PvP battle – talk about thinking outside the block!

But that’s not all – our server is a melting pot of Jewish culture, where you can build your own synagogue, celebrate Hanukkah with exploding dreidels, and even ride on a matzah-powered roller coaster. Who knew Minecraft could be so kosher?

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging flying latkes, or team up with your friends to defeat a giant golem made entirely of gefilte fish? Come join the fun and experience Jewish culture in a whole new way – just watch out for those sneaky kids trying to use you as a meat shield!

StruggleGamingSMP: Not so Vanilla 1.20.4 SMP with Streamers, Voice Plugin, and Age 16+

1.20.4, Active, age, build projects, Chill, Community, Community members, content creating, content creators, Discord, Discord Channel, Factions, Fun, hermitcraft, Ip:, Mature, Nature, Plugin, Plugins, Roleplay, rules, self promote, smp, Streamers, StruggleGamingSMP, Vanilla, VOICE

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7535
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	343	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Season	10th
Community	Strong and friendly
Streamers	Regular streamers
Server Type	Similar to hermitcraft
Rules	Respectful behavior, no clowns
Plugins	Minimal, vanilla nature preserved

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

To join the server, please join our Discord using the following link: https://discord.gg/VpN3Mdnpt9. You can find the server IP and information in the self-promote channel.

2. What kind of community is it?

We have a friendly and active community with some roleplay/factions involved. Major build projects are constantly underway, and we have a mature player base.

3. Are there any specific rules I need to follow?

We only have a few rules, but we do not tolerate disrespectful behavior. Be respectful to other players, and you will have a great experience on the server.

4. What type of plugins are used on the server?

We have minimal plugins that do not change the vanilla nature of the server. This allows for an authentic gameplay experience.

MomCraft: Where Minecraft meets maternal instincts!

Anime, best mother, Bocchi, character analysis, family, fictional characters, Instincts, KITA, Manga, maternal, maternal qualities, meets, Minecraft, MomCraft, Motherhood, motherly instincts, Nijika, Nurturing, opinion, parenting, personal preference, relationships, Ryo, wife material, worst mother

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7045
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only thing more epic than our builds is the drama in the chat!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging virtual creepers and virtual drama llamas. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family…minus the awkward family reunions.

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. Just ask our resident Minecraft expert, Steve. He joined our server and now he’s so addicted, he’s started building virtual replicas of his favorite fast food joints. Who needs real food when you can have a virtual Big Mac, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our pixelated players. Love is in the air…or maybe that’s just the smell of burning zombies. Either way, it’s a win-win!