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BoboCraft SMP: The Adventures of Boobooooo

adult humor, Adventures, anal hole cream, ass raping, Bobo, BoboCraft, Boobooooo, boundary-pushing, controversial, crude language, dark humor, edgy comedy, explicit content, explicit lyrics, fetish, green cock, inappropriate, offensive, oh booooboooooo, sexual innuendo, sexual references, shock value, smp, taboo

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7154
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to show off your green cock on the leaderboard and engage in some hilarious shenanigans with our crazy community.

But beware, because in this world, you never know when someone might try to sneak up on you with some anal hole cream. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so make sure you’re always prepared for some unexpected surprises.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for some epic adventures, outrageous pranks, and maybe even a little ass raping (just kidding…maybe). It’s all in good fun on our insane Minecraft server!

CarCrashCatastrophe

Boundaries, car damage, car repair, CarCrashCatastrophe, Communication, consequences, couch surfing, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, Eviction, financial support, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, job loss, Job Search, legal action, living expenses, RESPONSIBILITY, Tough Decisions, tough love, Trust

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2253
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like your friend Dan wrecking your car and refusing to pay for it! Join us for a fun and drama-free experience, where the only thing getting wrecked is creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)!

Looking for a new place to crash? Our server is the perfect spot for you to build your dream home without worrying about uninvited guests crashing on your couch and trashing your car. Plus, our community is always willing to lend a helping hand (or a diamond pickaxe) when you need it most.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is whether to build a castle or a secret underground lair. And remember, no matter what happens, at least your car will be safe from any friends looking for a joyride!

Girlfriend2Wife Minecraft SMP

Commitment, compatibility, Decision making, emotional connection, ENGAGEMENT, future plans, Girlfriend2Wife, intuition, lifelong commitment, lifelong partner, long term, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Partnership, Proposal, relationships, romantic feelings, serious relationship, settling down, signs, smp, soulmate

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6434
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	2732	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Endless Night Skies:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you stumble upon the most beautiful player you’ve ever seen. She’s building a castle made entirely out of pink wool and diamond blocks, and you just know in that moment that she’s the one for you. You can’t help but imagine all the epic adventures you’ll have together, slaying dragons and exploring the vast, blocky world of Minecraft. So yeah, that’s how you know you want to marry a girl in Minecraft SMP. Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where love blooms among the pixels and where you can have a Minecraft wedding complete with pixelated cake and fireworks? It’s a match made in blocky heaven, my friend. So come join us and find your blocky soulmate today!

Scoopocalypse

broken freezer, contamination, expired ingredients, freezer burn, freezer door left open, freezer malfunction, freezer not closing properly, freezer not cold enough, hot weather, ice cream left out too long, ice cream soup, ice crystals, improper handling, improper storage, melted ice cream, power outage, ruined ice cream, Scoopocalypse, spoiled milk, temperature fluctuations, too much air exposure

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9126
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	93	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	290
Crops Grown:	2614	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Join our Minecraft server and find out what ruins an ice cream! Is it a horde of angry creepers? A mischievous Enderman stealing your cone? Or maybe a giant zombie craving a brain freeze? Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind this frozen mystery. Plus, rumor has it that the only way to defeat the ice cream-ruining monsters is by crafting the legendary Diamond Sprinkle Sword. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a sweet adventure unlike any other!

MosqueMayhemCraft

armed conflict, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, Conflict, extremist groups, gunmen, idf, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, militant factions, military operation, mosque, MosqueMayhemCraft, Palestinian, palestinian authority, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, top commander, violence, West Bank

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2593
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as intense as a palestinian gunman showdown! we got top commanders and epic battles happening at our west bank mosque arena. join us for some crazy pvp action and see if you can survive the chaos. with insane battles and non-stop excitement, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. come join us today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate minecraft warrior!

Par4Craft

challenge, Competition, Fun, Golf, Golfing, good thing, hobby, Improvement, leisure, low score, mindset, outdoor activity, Par4Craft, Positive, Practice, Recreation, Relaxing, skill-building, sports, Sub-par golf, Technique

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7626
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Emeralds Found:	2211	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	357	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

are you tired of all those fancy golf courses with their perfect greens and expensive clubs? well, come join our minecraft server where we have sub-par golf! that’s right, our golf course is so bad, it’s actually good.

imagine trying to hit a hole-in-one while dodging creepers and zombies on the course. it’s a real challenge that will test your minecraft skills like never before.

but that’s not all! we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the mobs and plot your next move. who knows what treasures you’ll find down there?

so come join us for a round of sub-par golf and see if you have what it takes to conquer the course. trust us, it’s a hole lot of fun!

GenStudyCraft: Grandparents’ Legacy

aging, biological age, college degree, education, epigenetics, family, family history, generational impact, genetics, GenStudyCraft, Grandparents, health, health outcomes, Hereditary, Inheritance, intergenerational wealth, Legacy, Longevity, research, social mobility, socioeconomic mobility, socioeconomic status

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2690
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Crops Grown:	1850	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

So, like, join our epic Minecraft server, cuz like, your grandparents went to college and that means you’ll live FOREVER in the game! Like, seriously, the benefits of their fancy degrees will pass down to you and then to your grandkids, so you’ll be a Minecraft legend for generations to come! Plus, we have like, magical unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a Minecraft superstar for all eternity!

GeodeCraft: Where we protect your blocks so well, they’ll think you’ve got ninja guards!

1.21, blocks, Crates, Custom Economy plugin, Custom Items, Economy, entity stacking, friendly environment, GeodeCraft, Grief Protection, Guards, Lag-free, Land Claims, minecraft server, ninja, player feedback, Player Shops, Player Warps, Protect, Resource worlds, Safarinet, Server, smp, spawner stacking, Theyll, Youve

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Secret Passages Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

GeodeCraft Minecraft Server

IP Address	mc.geodecraft.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/b7f8UUsF5T

GeodeCraft is a friendly semi-survival server that combines vanilla gameplay with an economy, player shops, custom items, and many quality of life features for an interesting gameplay experience. The server values player feedback and encourages discussions for improvements.

Our Mission:

Gameplay: We provide freedom for players to play how they wish while maintaining a stable economy and lag-free experience.
Community: We maintain a friendly environment with no tolerance for offensive behavior.
Updates: We add features and content while staying true to the original Minecraft mechanics.
Engagement: We value player feedback and encourage discussions for improvements.

Features:

Land Claims
Custom Crate Tools, Armor, and Items
Player Shops
Player Warps
McMMO
Safarinet
Resource Worlds
Custom Economy Plugin
Entity/Spawner/Items Stacking
And more!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Q: Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft?

A: Yes, all players are welcome regardless of experience level!

Q: How do I claim land on the server?

A: You can use our Land Claims feature to protect your area.

Q: Are there special items available on the server?

A: Yes, we have custom crate tools, armor, and items for players to obtain.

Mom’s Minecraft Server

Black, black woman, discrimination, EUROS, gibs, Ill, INEQUALITY, lamb meat, migrants, Minecraft, moms, Mother, pic related, pipo, POVERTY, racism, Refugees, Server, spices, suffer, Support, Sympathy

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1681
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	185
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16

Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually care about their families? Join our server where we embrace the true spirit of Minecraft – spending all your diamonds on spices and lamb meat instead of helping your sick mother! Our community of black pipo will show you how to prioritize your priorities and have a good time doing it. So why waste your time on sympathy when you could be building a spice empire in Minecraft? Join us now and let the spice flow!

VintageAnimeLover69_MinecraftSMP

“anime criticism”, 4chan, anime classics, Anime Community, anime culture, anime debates, Anime discussion, anime enthusiasts, anime fandom, anime fans, anime forums, anime memes, anime nostalgia, anime preferences, anime recommendations, Anime Series, internet culture, pic related, shonen fags, vintage anime, VintageAnimeLover69_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2953
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Farms Harvested:	1000	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of chaos and mayhem! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly pranked by our resident troll, who has a penchant for turning everyone’s houses into giant toilets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground fighting ring where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Just be prepared to face off against the reigning champion, a chicken riding a pig armed with a diamond sword.

And did we mention the treasure hunts? Every week, we hide valuable loot all over the map for players to find, but beware of the traps set by our mischievous admin who loves to watch players fall into pits of lava or get blown up by TNT.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, join our SMP today! Just remember, this show blasts shonen fags btw.