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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 5892 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 947 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Enchantments Applied: | 181 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!