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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 525 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Farms Harvested: | 444 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the map. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots and talking parrots that can recite Shakespeare. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden disco room where the zombies bust out their best moves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!