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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 2236 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 74 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
Our server is the perfect place for those who have endured the trauma of bland meals and desperate attempts at cooking. We offer a safe haven for those who have been berated for ordering DoorDash or daring to insult their mother’s cooking.
Embark on a quest to find the legendary Seasoning Stone, rumored to bring flavor and joy back to even the most depressing meals. Battle against hordes of unseasoned mobs and gather ingredients to create the most epic dishes Minecraft has ever seen.
Join us now and show your mom that you don’t need her dreadful cooking anymore – unless she wants to join in on the fun and learn how to spice things up! Remember, on our server, the only thing bland is the terrain – everything else is seasoned to perfection.