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NostalgicCraft SMP

bittersweet, Childhood, emotions, longing, Memories, Nostalgia, nostalgic feelings, nostalgic memories, nostalgic moments, nostalgic thoughts, NostalgicCraft, past, reminiscent, reminiscent thoughts, Reminiscing, sentimental, sentimental feelings, sentimental journey, sentimental memories, sentimental moments, smp, wistful

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5997
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Buildings Constructed:	24

Remember that time you accidentally punched a creeper into your friend’s house and blew it up? Or when you tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up plummeting to your doom instead? Join our Minecraft SMP for a trip down memory lane filled with chaos, laughter, and epic fails! Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, our server is the perfect place to relive those moments that always make you nostalgic. So grab your pickaxe and come join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and unforgettable memories!

DumpedCraft: Creeper Edition

BETRAYAL, breakup advice, breakup recovery, breakup stories, breakup support, breakup survival, broken heart, coping with breakup, creeper, DUMPED, DumpedCraft, Edition, emotional pain, getting over ex, Healing Process, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Love Lost, moving on, painful breakup, relationship ending, relationship problems, worst breakup

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5324
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Endless Night Skies:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Have you ever been dumped by getting pushed off a cliff into a pit of lava? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic breakup stories and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs a boyfriend or girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper to keep you company? So come on, join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with heartbreak and hilarity!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, minecraft server, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5330
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Zombie Dances:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	5082
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

Mega.XetaByte.ru

Aqua’s Useless Minecraft Server

anime character, ANNOYING, Aqua, Aqua cosplay, Aqua fan, Aqua friends, Aqua goddess, Aqua haters, Aqua Konosuba, Aqua personality, Aquas, burden, comedic relief, drinking buddy, Entertaining, Fun, low iq, Minecraft, night out, Party, Server, Smelly, useless

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2296
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Come join our Minecraft server and experience the wild and wacky world of Aqua! Sure, she may be a bit useless, smelly, and low-IQ, but imagine the laughs you’ll have as you embark on crazy adventures with her by your side.

Rumor has it that Aqua once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And don’t even get us started on the time she built a house out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as Aqua herself, then look no further. Join us for a night of drinking, laughing, and Minecraft madness that you’ll never forget!

:gt: be me Minecraft SMP

4chan, digital content, funny images, funny pictures, Happiness, humor, internet culture, meme addiction, Meme culture, meme enthusiast, meme generator, meme lover, meme posting, meme sharing, meme sharing group, Minecraft, normie discord, normie memes, Online Community, online humor, smp, social media

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8532
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Are you tired of being a normie in your boring old Discord server? Want to be the funniest person in the group without even trying? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to post funny little pictures from 4chan without reading anything! Trust us, it’s the secret to instant popularity and happiness. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through meme references. Join now for a chance to meet the legendary memeing ghost and become a meme master yourself!pic related (it’s a spooky meme ghost)

MomCantDriveMC

bad driver, car control, car maintenance, Communication Issues, driving etiquette, driving privileges, driving skills, family conflict, family dynamics, government license, high beams, license qualifications, MomCantDriveMC, nighttime driving, Parental authority, road safety, road visibility, Safety concerns, safety hazards, SUV, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5173
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t encounter any high beams blocking your way! Our server is like driving with your mom, but without the scratches and dings (unless you build them yourself).

We offer the thrill of trying to navigate through a world filled with obstacles, just like trying to get your mom to turn off her high beams. And if you ever feel like calling someone an idiot, our chat is the perfect place to do so (just keep it friendly, folks).

So come join us for an adventure that’s crazier than trying to teach your mom how to turn off her headlights. Who needs a government license when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

KidCraft SMP: Heartwarming Tales

Bonding, children, emotional, family, Heartwarming, heartwarming stories, joy, KidCraft, Kids, love, Memories, parenting, parents, Precious, Proud, proud parents, reddit, sharing, smp, special moments, storytelling, Tales, Uplifting

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5207
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Gods Slained:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of your kids hogging the computer to play Minecraft all day? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where kids can finally learn valuable life lessons like teamwork, resource management, and how to fend off a horde of angry creepers!

One time, little Timmy built an entire roller coaster in the sky using nothing but dirt and sheer determination. It was a sight to behold until he accidentally launched himself off the tracks and into a pit of lava. But hey, at least he respawned with all his items intact!

And let’s not forget about little Susie, who managed to tame a pack of wild wolves and lead them into battle against a gang of pesky skeletons. It was a fierce showdown, but in the end, Susie emerged victorious and claimed the title of Queen of the Forest.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and watch your kids unleash their creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, it’s a great way to keep them entertained while you finally get some peace and quiet to yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

OpportuCraft

amazing opportunity, best opportunity, career opportunity, fortunate opportunity, golden opportunity, life-changing opportunity, once in a lifetime opportunity, OpportuCraft, opportunity awaits, opportunity comes but once, opportunity comes but once in a lifetime, opportunity comes knocking, opportunity comes once, opportunity comes once in a lifetime, opportunity comes only once, opportunity comes only once in a blue moon, opportunity comes only once in a lifetime, opportunity knocks, opportunity of a lifetime, received opportunity, seize the opportunity

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9535
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	33	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Votes:	9793	Void Armor Forged:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing Taylor Swift songs. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken rampage through the village, leaving a trail of feathers and confusion in its wake?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive creature and have all your wildest dreams come true?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime – join our server today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life!

SyriaCraft: Bombs Away Minecraft Server

Air Force, airstrikes, Attacks, Bombing, bombs, Conflict, damascus, Defense, defense ministry, escalation, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, state TV, Syria, SyriaCraft, Targets, warplanes

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5351
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0

so like, u know what’s better than airstrikes in syria? joining this epic minecraft server! we got explosions too, but they’re all in good fun, not like those serious ones in the real world. come build ur own base and defend it from crazy mobs with ur friends. u can even team up with other players to take down the evil ender dragon and save the world! plus, our server has the best snacks, like virtual pizza and diamond cookies. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

OlderCraft: Where Russia’s Army Recruits Thrive

age, Army, conscription, Defense, less capable, Men, Military, military personnel, military readiness, military service, military training, national security, Older, OlderCraft, Physical fitness, Recruitment, Recruits, russia, Russian army, Russias, Skills, Thrive, Training

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1452
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	206
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Russia’s army recruits are ditching their duties to play on it? That’s right, these older, less capable men are trading in their guns for pickaxes and joining our epic server for some blocky fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers and zombies alongside these seasoned soldiers who are now Minecraft pros. Who needs military training when you have the skills to build the most epic castles and redstone contraptions?

So come on, join the madness and see why even Russia’s army recruits can’t resist the temptation of our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from these battle-hardened veterans-turned-gamers. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the blocky adventures begin!