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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 7534 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Void Gems Collected: | 31 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 21 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”