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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 5531 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”