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| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 1406 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3833 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 |
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