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WeddingCrasherCraft

acceptance, Accountability, Apology, Boundaries, brother, Communication, family, forgiveness, Homophobia, Honesty, LGBTQ, personal growth, reconciliation, Reflection, regret, relationships, self improvement, Sexuality, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingCrasherCraft

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8276
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	9050	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Meteorites Collected:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Have you ever wanted to join a server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Just like the OP’s brother’s wedding, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know when a long-lost player will show up uninvited and cause chaos. But hey, that’s what makes it exciting, right?

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Will there be apologies flying left and right like in the email from the brother? Will there be deep, introspective moments like the OP reflecting on their past mistakes? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

So come on over and join the fun. Who needs RSVPs when you can just show up and shake things up? And hey, if you’re struggling with your own Minecraft skills, don’t worry – we’re all about personal growth here. Plus, we won’t judge if you’re still figuring out your crafting preferences. It’s all part of the journey, right?

Don’t miss out on the drama, the excitement, and the personal growth. Join our server today and let the games begin!

SpeechlessCoincidence – Minecraft SMP

amazed, BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, destiny, fate, Flabbergasted, Life, Mind Blowing, Minecraft, Mysterious, Random, serendipity, smp, SPEECHLESS.., SpeechlessCoincidence, strange, Surprising, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, Uncanny, unexpected, Unexplainable

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	271
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Crops Grown:	4750	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a group of llamas show up at your doorstep demanding to be let in because they heard you have the best parties in town. And guess what? They were right! Our server is known for its epic llama raves that last all night long.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their superior egg-laying skills. Will you join them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots. Or maybe you’ll just find a bunch of potatoes. Either way, it’s bound to be a hilarious adventure.

CraftyAthleteGOAT

all time, athletic achievements, athletic excellence, athletic greatness., athletic legends, athletic prowess, CraftyAthleteGOAT, Goat, greatest athlete, iconic athletes, legendary athletes, Legends, record holders, sports, sports GOAT, sports heroes, sports history, sports icons, sports legends, sports stars, top athletes

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2054
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3537
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Who needs athletes when you can be a Minecraft legend on our server! Join us and show off your mad skills in block building and zombie slaying. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might just end up teaming up with the creator of Minecraft! So why waste your time watching sports when you could be crafting your way to glory on our server? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

Samurai Skirmish Minecraft Server

aerial interception, airspace, Defense, defense forces, Diplomatic, fighters, Fire, flares, Incident, International, Japan, Military, Minecraft, plane, response, Russian, Samurai, SECURITY, Server, SKIRMISH, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, VIOLATION, Warning

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8030
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a battlefield out there! We got Japan fighters shootin’ flares at Russian planes and stuff! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! Join now and be part of the epic showdown between nations! Who will win? Who will survive? Find out on dis insane server! Plus, we got free cookies for all new players, cuz why not? So come on, join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this wild Minecraft world!

LNGShadowCraft

asian, Demand, Economy, ENERGY, gas, Global, LNG, LNGShadowCraft, market, Offloads, Oil, Politics, russia, sanctioned, sanctions, shadow fleet, shipping, Storage Barge, Supply, Trade, Transportation

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7218
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret russian shadow fleet unloading sanctioned lng at an asian storage barge for the first time! why join, you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even putin himself is a regular player, building secret underground bases and trolling other players with his bear army. plus, we have a special event where you can ride on a flying vodka bottle and shoot laser beams at creepers. so what are you waiting for? join now and become part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe! da, comrade!

Pixel Asteroid Blasters

asteroid, Blasters, PIXEL

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4000
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Void Armor Forged:	11

yo, imagine you out here mining and crafting on this epic minecraft server when suddenly a giant asteroid comes hurtling towards earth. but don’t worry, our server got you covered cuz we got US physicists who gonna hit that asteroid with a nuclear blast to save the day!

join our server for the chance to witness a real-life minecraft apocalypse, where you gotta build shelters, fight off mutant mobs, and help the physicists aim that nuclear blast just right. who needs diamonds when you got the power to vaporize asteroids, amirite?

so come on down to our server and be a hero in the most insane minecraft adventure ever. trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. plus, we got free snacks in the break room. what more could you ask for?

The “Novidium No-Cheating Island Adventure” – No glitching allowed!

Adventure, Allowed, balance, community-driven, favorite server, Glitching, ISLAND, island level, Leaderboards, long term goal, Nocheating, nostalgic, Novidium, Player Economy, Player Shops, Plugins, Quests, rare items, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Trading, UI, unique Minecraft experience, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3211
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Novidium Skyblock Server Overview

IP	play.novidium.net
Description	Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build islands, complete challenges, and visit/build shops.

FAQ

Questions	Answers
What type of challenges are available on the server?	In this version of skyblock, players can complete simple challenges to earn rewards such as unique items.
Is there an economy system on the server?	Yes, Novidium features a player-to-player economy where all trading, buying, and selling is done between players.
Are there leaderboards on the server?	Yes, there are 2 leaderboards for the richest players and the highest level islands based on the rarity of blocks.

Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

6 inches, 6.5 inches, blocky, bunch, enough, feelsgoodman, make my gf groan, Minecraft, not big, not small, Server, tremble

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9091
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Potions Brewed:	190
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Crops Grown:	6897
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of playing on servers with puny builds and tiny block sizes? Well, look no further because our server is packing a whopping 6.5 inches of blocky goodness! Not too big, not too small, just the perfect size to make your Minecraft girlfriend groan and tremble with excitement. Trust us, it’s a real FeelsGoodMan moment when you see the size of our builds. So come join us and experience the thrill of playing on a server that knows how to satisfy all your blocky needs!

Freedom Minecraft SMP Diehards

Bravery, Country, defending freedom, Diehards, Duty, Dying, fallen heroes, fighting for freedom, freedom, Honor, Military, Minecraft, national pride, patriotism, sacrifice, sacrifice for freedom, serving country, smp, soldiers, true heroes, ultimate sacrifice, War, war heroes

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4685
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Farms Harvested:	448
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are higher than ever! Join us if you’re ready to fight for your freedom in a world where every block you break could be your last.

Rumor has it that the mobs in this server are on a mission to take over the world, and they won’t stop until they’ve destroyed every player in their path. But fear not, brave adventurer, because you have the power to stop them!

Join us if you dare, and embark on a quest to save the Minecraft universe from certain doom. Will you be the hero we need, or will you fall victim to the wrath of the mobs? The choice is yours, but remember, the fate of the server rests in your hands.

So grab your sword, gather your resources, and prepare for the battle of a lifetime. Are you ready to fight for your freedom? Join us and find out!

Dad’s DIY Minecraft Server

bookshelf building, bookshelf project, communication problems, Dads, diy, do it yourself, family dynamics, father-da-law, fixing things, handyman, home improvement, husband help, husband involvement, husband troubles, Minecraft, project management, relationship issues, Server, woodworking, woodworking mistakes, woodworking project, woodworking skills

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2318
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Look no further, because on our server, you won’t have to deal with incompetent husbands trying to fix things!

Join us and build your own bookshelf without any interference from clueless partners. No more cutting the wrong pieces of wood or starting arguments over DIY projects.

Our server is a safe haven for all those who just want to relax and build to their heart’s content. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where you can truly be in control of your creations.

So come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks, not your sanity!