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| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 5588 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Are you tired of carrying the weight of your past Minecraft worlds on your shoulders? Do you long for a fresh start where you can leave all your creeper explosions and failed redstone contraptions behind? Well, do we have the server for you!
Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only burden you’ll have is deciding which ridiculous hat to wear next. We’ve got flying pigs, talking villagers, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.
So say goodbye to your old world and hello to a new adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe a few accidental lava deaths. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamonds for the toll booth troll.
