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Chad’s Ex Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dealing with Chad’s drama and looking for a fresh start? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all the Chad-related stress behind. Our server is like a virtual therapy session, where you can mine away your troubles and build a new life without any Chads in sight. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are Chad-repellent, so you’ll be safe from any unwanted drama while you’re mining for those precious gems. So come join us and say goodbye to Chad and hello to a new, Chad-free life in our Minecraft world! -
ForgiveCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where inflation is a thing of the past! Our virtual economy is so stable, even big companies can’t mess with it. Join us and experience the thrill of watching your virtual diamonds skyrocket in value!Our server is so popular, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it, he’s tired of being the bad guy and just wants to chill in our virtual world.
Join us and witness the epic battle between our players and the evil Villager Mafia. They’ve been trying to take over our server with their shady deals, but our players are not having it. It’s like a virtual version of The Godfather, but with pixelated characters.
So come on over and join the fun! Who knew fighting inflation could be so entertaining?
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PixelPanic Minecraft Server
Have you ever watched a video of a llama riding a chicken while wearing a top hat and singing opera? No? Well, you clearly haven’t been to our Minecraft server yet! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and more llamas than you can shake a stick at. Trust us, once you’ve seen a pig doing the moonwalk, you’ll never want to leave. So come on over and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). -
AvalancheSurvivor92
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got secret treasure buried by an ancient civilization that will make u RICH AF. like, we found the body of an American climber buried by an avalanche 22 years ago in Peru, and he had a map to the treasure tattooed on his buttcheek. true story bro. join now before the government finds out and tries to steal our loot. also, we have flying pigs that poop diamonds. LEGIT. -
“Yeah? No?” Minecraft Server
HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO A MILLION PIECES? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN HEROBRINE WOULD BE JEALOUS. WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS SPAWNING LIKE CRAZY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH UNICORNS.
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR MODS ARE LITERAL WIZARDS WHO CAN TURN YOUR PICKAXE INTO A MAGIC WAND? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT.
ALSO, EVERY FULL MOON, A MYSTERIOUS PORTAL OPENS UP TO A LAND FILLED WITH TALKING PIGS AND FLYING SHEEP.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! YOLO, AMIRITE?
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Coal2Nuke: 245 Reactor Revamp
Yo yo yo, listen up ya’ll! We got dis cray cray Minecraft server dat be like converting coal power plants into nuclear reactors, like whaaaat?! We got dem researchers from University of Michigan droppin’ knowledge bombs on how to save da planet and stuff. Join dis server if you wanna be a nuclear reactor master and help save da world, one block at a time! Plus, we got free virtual cookies for all new players, so come on and join da fun! Let’s get nuclear up in here, baby! -
Just like regular ice cream but with a sprinkle of chaos! Simply Vanilla – No Hacks, No Map Resets, Semi-Anarchy EU 1.20
Simply Vanilla Server Simply Vanilla Server
IP simplyvanilla.net Discord Join our Discord Website Visit our Website Map Size 10 TB+ Overview
We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.
Watch what escaping spawn looks like here.
Can you do better? Join Today! – escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray, and conquer bases!
FAQs
Q: Is hacking allowed on the server?
A: No, hacking is not allowed on Simply Vanilla. We have strict rules against hacking and duping.
Q: Can I escape spawn and build my own base?
A: Yes, you can escape spawn and build your own base. The server allows players to create their own bases, make allies, and conquer other bases.
Q: How can I join the server?
A: Simply connect to the server using the IP: simplyvanilla.net. You can also join our Discord community for updates and interaction with other players.
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SisSlayin’ Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can finally escape the competition? Join our server for a chance to swim leisurely without someone trying to out-swim you! Our server is the perfect place to relax and build without worrying about someone trying to one-up you at every turn.We promise no sibling rivalry here, just good times and epic builds. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special bonus of never having to change your wedding date to compete with your sister. Who needs that drama when you can just focus on building the ultimate Minecraft world?
So join us today and leave the competition behind. No more trying to out-score, out-race, or out-build anyone. Just pure Minecraft fun!
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ParkourProz
Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the ultimate door-to-door service? Look no further than our server! Just like the sister-in-law who drove us around in circles, we’ll make sure you get dropped off right at your destination in the game. No need to struggle with parking or getting lost, we’ve got you covered!Join us for some exciting excursions in the world of Minecraft, where you can navigate through tight spaces and low key panic as you try to find the perfect spot to build your dream castle. Our server is full of surprises and adventures, just like the wild ride we had in that parking garage.
So come on over and experience the thrill of playing on a server that will keep you on your toes, just like trying to park in a crowded garage. Who knew Minecraft could be this exhilarating? Don’t be an AH, join us today!