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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 8999 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 63 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Just like my absent-minded boyfriend, you never know what outrageous things you’ll hear on our server. From accidentally setting off TNT in your own base to building a giant statue of a potato, the possibilities are endless.
And if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation like my boyfriend did at that awkward dinner, don’t worry – we’ll be there to laugh it off and make sure you pay the price (literally, in diamonds).
So come join us on our server, where the only filter we have is the one we use to brew potions. Who knows, you might just find yourself gaining 60 pounds of diamonds and becoming the envy of all your fellow players. See you in the world of blocks and blunders!