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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 2912 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3001 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
> Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can escape the soul-crushing reality of minimum wage jobs and relationship drama by building your own virtual paradise! No more dealing with annoying bosses or ex-girlfriends, just you and your blocky creations.
> Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere in the world, just waiting to be discovered. Who needs a demolition job when you can mine for precious gems and become the richest player on the server?
> So, what are you waiting for? Leave your real-life problems behind and join us on our wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!