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Blocky Racism Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dealing with racist mobs in Minecraft? Join our server and experience a world where even the creepers are woke! Our server is so inclusive, even the Ender Dragon is a social justice warrior. Plus, our villagers offer free diversity training seminars every Tuesday. Say goodbye to bigotry and hello to a world where everyone is treated equally, even the chickens! Join now and help us build a world where discrimination is just a bad dream (literally, we have a plugin that bans racist players in their sleep). -
Latin Block Party Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the whiteness of Latin Americans is as confusing as trying to find a creeper in a field of sheep! We promise you’ll have a blast trying to navigate through our wacky world filled with Italian mobs that may or may not be considered white.Join us and witness the epic battles between American whites and Latin Americans as they try to determine who is the true whitest of them all. Will the concept of bleaching come into play? Who knows, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining server out there!
So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and laugh your way through our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who needs logic when you have this level of insanity? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!
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PerfectlyImperfect Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the roasties are plentiful and the drama is non-stop! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while navigating through a world filled with spicy gossip and scandalous rumors.Our server is the perfect place for players who are looking for a little extra excitement in their Minecraft experience. From secret love triangles to epic pranks gone wrong, there is never a dull moment on our server.
So why should you join us? Well, for starters, we have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the map that is said to be guarded by a pack of wild llamas wearing diamond armor. Rumor has it that whoever finds the treasure will be granted three wishes by the server admin.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their lives to perfecting the art of trolling. If you think you have what it takes to outwit these master pranksters, then our server is the perfect place for you.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Just remember, nothing is ever as it seems in our crazy world.
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Nappy Haired Zoomer Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where you can customize your character to look like a nappy haired nigger (whatever that means)!But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of random objects, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a group of mischievous llamas. Will you be brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the loot for yourself?
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
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MixedCraft Server
Are you tired of awkward first dates like this? Join our Minecraft server where your race doesn’t matter at all! We welcome players of all backgrounds, whether you’re black, white, or a mix of both. No need to worry about cultural appropriation here, just build, mine, and have a great time with our diverse community.Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life drama and just focus on having fun. Plus, we have epic events like “Race to the End” where players compete to be the first to reach the end dimension. Will you be the ultimate champion or will you get lost in the Nether? Join now and find out!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave all the awkwardness behind. Let’s build a world where everyone can play together, no matter what their background is. See you in the game!
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Crafty SMP: Latino Men Are The Biggest Race Mixers
Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the diversity is off the charts? Look no further than our server, where Latino men are known for their epic race mixing skills, followed closely by the black men who bring even more flavor to the mix. Join us for a wild ride of cultural exchange and epic builds as we break down barriers and create a truly unique gaming experience. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about love and unity along the way. So come on, join us and let’s mix it up in style! -
Snowflake Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of feeling guilty for simply existing as a white person? Join our Minecraft SMP and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and craft your way to self-acceptance! Our server is filled with magical unicorns who will sprinkle you with glitter and remind you that being white is nothing to be ashamed of. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret rainbow sheep hidden in the world, all your white guilt will disappear forever! So come join us and embrace your whiteness in the most fabulous way possible! 🌈🦄 #WhitePrideCrafters -
Silly Minecraft SMP Player
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild party in the Nether! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughs.We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Bob. Our community is so diverse, we have players from all over the Minecraft world, including villagers, pigmen, and even a couple of Endermen.
But the best part? We have a secret potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours! Imagine prancing around the server with a rainbow mane and sparkly hooves. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the craziest Minecraft family on the block. Trust us, you won’t regret it!