r9kRejectsMinecraftSMP – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

/r9k/RejectsMinecraftSMP
Community, contradictory advice, dating advice, guidance, Help, humor, internet culture, ironic advice, life advice, meme, online forum, personal growth, r9k, r9kRejectsMinecraftSMP, Robots, satire, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Social Interaction, success, Support
Are you tired of getting terrible life and dating advice from robots on /r9k/? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee that doing the exact opposite of what the robots say will lead to actual success!
Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue as you navigate through the world, making decisions that go against everything the robots recommend. Who knows, you might just find yourself thriving in ways you never thought possible.
So come join us and see for yourself why asking robots for help is so last season. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a fun and entertaining way)!

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CraftyGFsMomNoSleep
bed sharing, bedroom door lock, Boundaries, catsitting, CraftyGFsMomNoSleep, family dynamics, Favor, girlfriend’s mother, guest accommodations, holiday, medical issues, mini holiday, Peacekeeping, personal space, privacy, sleeping arrangements, Snoring, spare room, Stepfather, uncomfortable situation
Are you tired of boring old babysitters for your cats when you go on holiday? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where your cats will be taken care of by a mother and stepfather duo who can’t even share a bed for a week because of “bed size issues.”
Not only will your feline friends be in good hands, but you’ll also have the added bonus of a potential lock on your bedroom door to keep those pesky babysitters out of your bed. Who knew cat-sitting could be so scandalous?
But wait, there’s more! The mother doesn’t always sleep in the same bed as her stepfather because of snoring and frequent toilet trips. It’s like a soap opera unfolding right in your own home!
So come join our server for a wild and wacky time with cat-sitting drama that you never knew you needed. Who needs Netflix when you have this level of entertainment?

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BingeCraft72
#bedridden, action, amazon prime, binge watching, BingeCraft72, comedy, couch potato, Drama, Entertainment, HBO, hulu, long tail tags, Marathon, Netflix, series, streaming, Suspense, television, Thriller, tv show
Are you tired of being stuck in bed with nothing to do? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft server and escape into a world where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content.
Imagine this – you’re bedridden for 72 hours, but instead of binge-watching some boring show, you’re crafting your own virtual empire with your fellow players. Who needs TV when you can create your own adventures in a blocky wonderland?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous group of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds. Can you outsmart these feathered fiends and protect your loot?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and turn your bedridden days into a wild and wacky adventure!

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CraftyTrumpSupportsUkraineTroops
Conflict Resolution, CraftyTrumpSupportsUkraineTroops, Defense, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, Ft, geopolitical tensions, guarantees, international relations, Macron, military assistance, nato, negotiations, SECURITY, Support, transatlantic alliance, trump, Ukraine, united states, Western troops
so, liek, u know how Macron was all liek “yo Trump, u gotta promise u gonna back us up in Ukraine” and Trump was all liek “nah bro, u on ur own”? well, if u wanna escape all that political drama and just have sum fun, then join our minecraft server! we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows. plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons to do ur bidding. so come on over and forget about the real world for a bit, cuz on our server, anything is possible, even peace between Macron and Trump lol.

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NukeLite Power Fun
alternative energy, batteries, electricity, electronic devices, energy conversion, environmental impact, Fun, high radiation fields, innovation, Light Emission, nuclear energy, nuclear power, NukeLite, power, power electronics, radiation protection, radiation safety, renewable energy, research, scientific discovery, study, sustainable energy, Technology
come join our epic minecraft server where we have BATTERIES THAT CAN TURN INTO NUCLEAR ENERGY AND LIGHT UP YOUR WORLD LIKE A FIREWORK SHOW! forget boring old redstone, we got LIGHT EMISSION ELECTRICITY, BABY! imagine all the crazy contraptions you can power with this INSANE technology.
we also have a secret underground base filled with RADIATION FIELDS that will give you SUPERPOWERS! become the ultimate minecraft superhero and conquer the server with your new abilities.
so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the wildest minecraft adventure of your life!

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infernal
1.20.1, admin team, Boxfight, Communication, Community, Competition, Competitive Gaming, Discord, Events, Fun, Gaming, gaming server, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, online gaming, PvP, pvp server, Server
__**| ABOUT SERVER |**__ Infernia.eu is a Java 1.20.1 server focused primarily on Boxfight.
You can find **Boxfight** here. Of course, the server also has a **Fun and Communicative AdminTeam**, which is always available at the specified time both on the server and on Discord. AdminTeam is open to players, so you can chat with them anytime :heart:
__**| INFORMATION |**__ IP: ** infernia.eu **
Discord: https://discord.gg/ya62QhGPTd Teltok: Cooming soon
infernia.eu

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Curious Crafters 1.21
bicurious, coomer mind, Crafters, Curiosity, Curious, disgust, EXCITEMENT, experimentation, guy on guy, hookup, LGBTQ, Questioning, regret, same-sex encounter, Self Discovery, sexual attraction, sexual experiences, sexual exploration, sexual fluidity, sexual identity, sexual orientation, sexual satisfaction
Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft server, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of chaos and madness.
Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.
Join this server and watch as your wildest dreams and nightmares collide in a glorious explosion of pixelated insanity.
You’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again after experiencing the pure, unadulterated chaos of this server.
Don’t be a normie, join us and embrace the madness. You won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, bro.

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CryCraft Minecraft Server
anger, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, consequences, CryCraft, discipline, emotions, family, family dynamics, Honesty, Minecraft, parents, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, stealing, Stepbrother, theft, Trust, trust issues
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of having a sneaky stepbrother and join a community where stealing is only allowed if you’re raiding someone’s base in-game!
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own fortress to protect your precious diamonds from any potential thieves (stepbrothers included). Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your frustrations by unleashing creepers on unsuspecting players who dare to mess with your loot.
Forget about family drama and come join us for a fun-filled experience where the only tears shed are from laughter as you watch your friends fall into a pit of lava you strategically placed. Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your stuff again, unless it’s in the game – then it’s fair game!
So hop on our server and let’s create some epic memories together, because who needs a stepbrother when you have a whole community of fellow gamers to have your back? Join now and let the adventures begin!

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PoopTossinPals
PoopTossinPals
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with crazy dog owners threatening to let their pets poop on your doorstep again!
Join us for a wild ride of adventure and laughter, where you can build your dream world without any unwanted surprises. Our community is full of friendly players who won’t try to sneak dog poop into your virtual recycling bin.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Who knows, you might even find a new friend who won’t argue with you about where to put their dog’s business. It’s a win-win situation!

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SpouseMeetAge Minecraft SMP
Companionship, DATING, ENGAGEMENT, finding love, happy couple, Life Partner, long-term commitment, love, love story, marital bliss, Marriage, meeting age, Minecraft, partner, relationship, Romantic, Significant Other, smp, soulmate, Spouse, SpouseMeetAge, true love, Wedding
OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit and stuff. Like, I met my spouse in the game when we were both mining for diamonds and we accidentally dug into each other’s tunnels. It was love at first sight, I swear! And then we built a giant heart-shaped house together and had a Minecraft wedding with all our friends as villagers. It was so romantic, you guys!
But seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We have weekly llama races, where you can ride llamas around a track and the winner gets a diamond block. And every full moon, we all gather around a campfire and tell ghost stories about Herobrine. It’s so spooky, I always end up sleeping with a torch under my bed.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, you might just meet your soulmate while building a giant statue of a chicken. You never know, stranger things have happened in this crazy blocky world!

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MineTunezLive
emotional connection, encouragement, favorite song, feel-good song, Happiness, Heartwarming, Hope, inspiration, joy, life-affirming., life-changing song, Live, meaningful lyrics, MineTunezLive, motivation, Music, positivity, powerful message, song, soul-stirring, Uplifting
Do you know what song makes us want to live? The sweet, sweet sound of creepers exploding in the distance on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a dance party or two (virtual dance party, of course). Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to our next block party. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the music of Minecraft guide you to victory!

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