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/r9k/RejectsMinecraftSMP

Community, contradictory advice, dating advice, guidance, Help, humor, internet culture, ironic advice, life advice, meme, online forum, personal growth, r9k, r9kRejectsMinecraftSMP, Robots, satire, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Social Interaction, success, Support

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1071
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Are you tired of getting terrible life and dating advice from robots on /r9k/? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee that doing the exact opposite of what the robots say will lead to actual success!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue as you navigate through the world, making decisions that go against everything the robots recommend. Who knows, you might just find yourself thriving in ways you never thought possible.

So come join us and see for yourself why asking robots for help is so last season. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a fun and entertaining way)!

CraftyVerse – Minecraft Server

beta game, Cosmetics, CraftyVerse, Cross-Play, cross-progression, final release, intellectual properties, Jason’s Birthday Edition, Minecraft, multiversus, mvsg, new characters, new moves, new stages, Nubia, open beta, platform fighter, powerpuff girls, pve mode, rollback netcode, Server, Single player, UE5 engine, universal parry technique, Warner Brothers

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3400
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Buildings Constructed:	50	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate Jason’s Birthday Edition every day! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so epic, even the Powerpuff Girls and Nubia from Warner Brothers are fighting to join in on the fun! – We had to shut down the beta game just to make it even more awesome for the final release. That’s dedication, folks! – New modes, new characters, new stages, new moves, new everything! It’s like a whole new Minecraft world every time you log on. – Our server runs on the Unreal Engine 5, so you know it’s gonna be lit. – We even have a universal parry technique for when things get too crazy in the mines. – Earn Gleamium through means other than money because who needs real currency when you’re in Minecraft land? – Cross-play and cross-progression, because why limit yourself to just one platform when you can play with everyone? – And don’t forget, this is a live service, so the fun never stops! Join us now and let’s make Jason’s Birthday Edition the best Minecraft server ever!

Furry Friends Minecraft SMP

Bois, Friends, full pleasure., full schedule, Furries, furries IDK, Furry, furry pleasure, Gay, gay furries, gay pleasure, gooning, gooning pleasure, gooning schedule, idk, Keeping, keeping schedule full, Minecraft, Pleasure, Schedule, Sexy, sexy bois, sexy furries, smp

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2582
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Votes:	2162

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with sexy bois just waiting to fulfill all your gooning desires! From building epic bases to battling it out in intense PvP matches, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have a secret plan to take over the Minecraft world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Who knew Minecraft could be so funky?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with sexy bois, llama conspiracies, and epic dance parties. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

DadFreeZoneMC

alcoholism, Boundaries, child support, DadFreeZoneMC, deadbeat dad, Disrespect, Divorce, enabling behavior, family drama, family dynamics, generational differences, Healing Process, house ownership, Inheritance, parenting, police involvement, Tough Decisions, tough love, unexpected visit, Will, Yelling

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	366
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, drunken rants, and unexpected house inheritances.

Imagine logging in to build your dream house, only to have your deadbeat dad show up claiming it’s his because he “paid for it before you were born.” Watch as the police are called, family secrets are revealed, and grandma tries to convince you to let him move in with you because “he needs to heal.”

But fear not, on our server, you can build your own empire without the drama of real life. No deadbeat dads allowed, only epic builds and hilarious shenanigans. So come join us and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to recreate it in Minecraft, of course!

Skillz4Hire Minecraft SMP

career development, Career Skills, employment skills, high demand skills, in demand skills, job market, job market trends, Job Opportunities, job requirements, Job Search, Job skills, job skills in demand, market demand, Minecraft, popular skills, professional skills, skillset, Skillz4Hire, smp, sought after skills, Today, top skills, workforce skills

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8673
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8870
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring job with no room for growth? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to hone your skills for the job market of the future!

Join us and learn essential skills like resource management (because let’s face it, you’ll need to know how to manage your inventory in real life too), teamwork (because who doesn’t want to work with a bunch of random strangers to build a giant castle?), and problem-solving (because let’s be real, you’ll need to know how to deal with creepers blowing up your stuff in the real world).

Plus, rumor has it that Steve from Minecraft actually landed a job as a construction worker after spending years perfecting his building skills on our SMP. So if you want to follow in his pixelated footsteps and land your dream job, come join us today!

PixelatedPassion

Communication, Connection, Describe, desire, emoji, emotions, EXCITEMENT, Expression, FANTASY, Fun, Intimacy, long-term relationships, love, Passion, PixelatedPassion, playful, Pleasure, relationships, satisfaction, sex life

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5381
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	140	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Star Shards Collected:	130
Animals Bred:	93	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like the wildest party you’ve ever been to in emoji form! 🎉🔥

Join us for a Minecraft experience that will make your sex life look like a snooze fest in comparison. Our server is so lit, it’ll make you question why you ever wasted your time on those basic servers.

From epic PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat to insane building competitions that will test your creativity, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll feel like you’ve found your Minecraft soulmates.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why our server is the emoji equivalent of a firework explosion in the sky! 💥🚀

CraftyFemalesUnited

activism, Afghanistan, albania, CraftyFemalesUnited, defiance, discrimination, empowerment, freedom, gender equality, global solidarity, HUMAN RIGHTS, international community, Oppression, protest, resistance, social justice, solidarity, Support, Taliban, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7830
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Void Gems Collected:	37	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Emeralds Found:	9166

so, like, imagine this, right? a bunch of afghan women, like, all meet up in albania, just to, like, stick it to the taliban, man. they’re all, like, “we ain’t gonna take this crap anymore, we’re gonna show those taliban dudes what’s up!” and they, like, start this whole, like, rebellion thing, but, like, peacefully, you know? they’re just, like, chilling in albania, playing minecraft together, building, like, the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. and, like, they’re all, like, “hey, you should totally join our server, it’s lit af and we’re all about that girl power, man!” so, like, if you wanna be part of this epic rebellion against the taliban, but, like, in a totally chill and minecraft-y way, then you should totally join this server, man. it’s gonna be, like, so much fun, you won’t even believe it, bro. come join us and let’s show those taliban dudes who’s boss!

Metabolic Makeover Mayhem

adolescence, adolescent health, Childhood, childhood health, childhood obesity, diet, Diet and exercise, health, healthy habits, intervention, lifestyle changes, lifestyle intervention, long term benefits, long-term effects, makeover, MAYHEM, Metabolic, metabolic health, metabolic rate, metabolism, physical activity, preventative health, wellness

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9259
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mines Excavated:	1949
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Secret Passages Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

so like, u know how when u were a kid and ur mom made u eat all ur veggies and go play outside instead of sitting on ur butt all day? well turns out that stuff actually matters, like, YEARS later. this server is like that, but for ur minecraft character. join us and make ur character the healthiest, most metabolically efficient blocky boi out there. who knows, maybe one day ur character will be able to run a marathon in the game without even breaking a sweat. come join us and start ur journey to minecraft metabolic mastery today!

What is the IP for OmzBlox Minecraft Server?

aphmau, Cash, Cash and Nico, crystal, Johnny, Lily, luke, Minecraft, minecraft mod, My Twin Sister Meets MY CRAZY FAN GIRLS In Roblox Rivals…, Nico, Nico and Cash, Omz, omzblox, Roxy, Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6279
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	New Chunks Explored:	668583
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

OmzBlox is a talented young content creator and gamer known for his engaging Roblox videos on YouTube. With a passion for gaming and a strong community following, OmzBlox creates entertaining and informative content that showcases his love for all things Roblox. Through his engaging personality and creative gaming skills, OmzBlox has quickly gained popularity in the online gaming community. Follow him for exciting gameplay, fun challenges, and a vibrant gaming experience.

What are Minecraft servers like MixSpex ?

Anarchy, Arcade, bedrock, Beta Phase, bugs, bugs/errors, cheap ranks, Community, Discord, Friendly, game quality, Gens, java, KitPvP, minecraft server, Mini Games, Modes, opening phase, party games, PvE, PvP, Ranks, server forum, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9436
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

PlayUHC – PlayUHC offers a similar immersive experience with a focus on ultra hardcore gameplay. Players can engage in intense PvP battles and survival challenges, all while enjoying a vibrant community atmosphere.
Cubecraft Games – Cubecraft Games features a variety of fun and unique mini-games, similar to MixSpex’s Arcade mode. With a focus on fast-paced gameplay and competitive challenges, players can test their skills in a range of exciting game modes.
Hypixel – Hypixel is another popular Minecraft server known for its diverse range of games and interactive features. From custom minigames to massive multiplayer battles, Hypixel offers a dynamic and engaging experience for players seeking adventure and excitement.
Mineplex – Mineplex is a well-known Minecraft server with a wide selection of mini-games and activities for players to enjoy. With a dedicated community and regular updates, Mineplex provides a similar experience to MixSpex with its focus on interactive gameplay and social interactions.
The Hive – The Hive is a hub for various multiplayer game modes, including survival games, parkour challenges, and more. With a focus on player engagement and community events, The Hive offers a welcoming environment for players seeking a mix of competitive gameplay and casual fun.

mixspex.xyz:25576

ElysiumMc Network

affordable, Arena, Builds, Community, competitive, Crates, Cross-Play, Custom world, Destination, Drop Party, Earth, Economy, Events, Friendly, gameplay, Items, Koth, MCMMO, Parkour, pet systems, PvP, Rewards, Survival, UI, Webstore

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9609
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Endless Night Skies:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Welcome to ElysiumMc, your new favorite survival Minecraft server! We started out as four best friends who wanted to create an amazing community for people to gather and enjoy the game together. That’s where ElysiumMc was born. We take great pride in the level of detail we’ve put into every aspect of the server, from the builds and UI to the gameplay.

With a wide variety of features, boredom is simply not an option here. Explore our massive PVP arena, where we host regular KOTH (King of the Hill) events with double the rewards. Discover our epic crates, custom world generation, advanced pet systems, and drop party zones – just a few of the many exciting elements that make ElysiumMc stand out.

But that’s not all – our friendly player base and affordable webstore, offering some of the most competitively priced items on any Minecraft server, are also major draws. Come join our community and see for yourself why ElysiumMc is your new favorite survival destination!

elysiummc-network.net:25567