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/r9k/RejectsMinecraftSMP

Community, contradictory advice, dating advice, guidance, Help, humor, internet culture, ironic advice, life advice, meme, online forum, personal growth, r9k, r9kRejectsMinecraftSMP, Robots, satire, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Social Interaction, success, Support

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6517
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9404
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of getting terrible life and dating advice from robots on /r9k/? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee that doing the exact opposite of what the robots say will lead to actual success!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue as you navigate through the world, making decisions that go against everything the robots recommend. Who knows, you might just find yourself thriving in ways you never thought possible.

So come join us and see for yourself why asking robots for help is so last season. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a fun and entertaining way)!

HubbyCraft LGBTQ+ Love

bisexual friend, bisexuality, Boundaries, Closeted, Communication, confrontational, coworker, flirtatious jokes, friendship, Hiding, high school, HubbyCraft, husband, Inappropriate Behavior, LGBTQ, love, Marriage, overthinking, questionable texts, questioning sexuality, suspicions, Trust

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1164
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	419	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2218	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where friendships are taken to a whole new level! Just like the questionable texts between your husband and his coworker, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and flirtatious banter that will make you question everything you thought you knew about friendship. Just like how your husband’s friend gets quiet around you, our server will leave you speechless with its unique and mysterious atmosphere.

So come on, dive into the madness and see where the journey takes you. Who knows, you might just uncover some hidden truths and secrets along the way. And remember, on our server, anything is possible – even finding out that your husband’s coworker is actually a secret Minecraft mastermind!

BlockyKinkLand

anal play, BDSM, BlockyKinkLand, bondage, Domination, exhibitionism, Exploration, FANTASY, fetish, group play, kink, Masochism, NSFW, power play, role-play, sadism, sensory deprivation, spanking, Submission, taboo, voyeurism

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7199
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Void Armor Forged:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement and adventure in your blocky world? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies!

Join us for a kink-filled Minecraft experience like no other. From BDSM dungeons to furry roleplay villages, we’ve got it all. Want to build a giant phallic monument? Go for it! Want to roleplay as a sexy Enderman? We won’t judge!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Fight to the death with dildos and feather boas as weapons, and watch as your enemies cower in fear at your fabulousness.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your kinks run wild! Just make sure to keep it PG-13, we don’t want any creepers getting too excited.

CraftyMeningitisCare

bacterial meningitis, cohort study, CraftyMeningitisCare, critical care, fluid drainage, healthcare outcomes, healthcare recommendations, infection control, intensive care, intracranial hemorrhage, intracranial pressure monitoring, life-saving potential, medical advancements, Medical Interventions, Medical research, meningitis treatment, neurological complications, patient care, patient safety, serious risks, treatment protocols

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4596
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	5920	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mines Excavated:	3151
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks and pixels!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding on the backs of flying pigs, and exploring secret underground dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams! But wait, there’s more!

We have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen, where you can show off your mad skills and dominate your foes with your diamond sword of doom! And if that’s not enough, we also have mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll fall out of your minecart!

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive the challenges that await them. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out, join now and become a legend in the world of blocks!

VtubeCraft – Aspiring Minecraft Server

#youtube, Aspiring, Audience, brave, capcut, Company auditions, davinci resolve, Feedback, hololive, Kdenlive, Minecraft, niji, Op-Sec, Premiere, privacy tips, Server, Startups, streaming, tierlist, twitch, useful links, vegas pro, Video editor, VTubeCraft, Vtubers

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5394
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Vtubers come together to seek advice and share their virtual adventures! Looking to stream your Vtubing escapades? Well, we recommend streaming on our server because we have a secret potion that boosts your viewer count to infinity and beyond!

Not sure if there’s an audience for your crazy antics? Fear not, for our server is filled with virtual fans who will cheer you on as you conquer pixelated worlds with your virtual prowess. Need help editing your clips? We have a team of virtual editors who can make your videos look like they were edited by a virtual wizard!

And if you’re looking to join a Vtuber agency, look no further! We have open auditions for Brave, Hololive, and Niji – where you can showcase your virtual talents and become the next virtual superstar!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the virtual fun never ends and the adventures are as endless as the pixels on your screen! See you in the virtual world, Vtubers!

LaughCraft Minecraft Server

10. joy, 11. happiness, 12. chuckling, 13. giggles, 14. guffaw, 15. ROFL, 16. LMAO, 17. belly laughs, 18. side-splitting, 19. uproarious, 2. humor, 20. knee-slapper, 3. funny, 4. comedic, 5. hilarious, 6. amusement, 7. entertainment, 8. comedy, 9. laughing, LaughCraft, Laughter, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3536
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of craziness and fun! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and lava-spewing sheep!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Want to hear a dragon tell jokes? Join our server now!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself! Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BlockBusterFamKicked

BlockBusterFamKicked, Boundaries, cancer diagnosis, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Eviction, family dynamics, financial contribution, Home ownership, Hospitality, Housing, messy house, night shifts, Nurse, personal space, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, stress, Support, Tough Decisions

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7619
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Towns Built:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Are you tired of living with your boyfriend’s entire extended family in a tiny Minecraft house? Join our server and build your own virtual mansion without any unwanted guests! No more dirty dishes or loud relatives, just peaceful building and crafting all day long. Plus, if you join now, you’ll receive a free virtual pet llama to keep you company. Don’t wait, join today and say goodbye to real-life drama!

CraftyConflict

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2849
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magic Items Found:	5462	Dragon Scales Harvested:	219
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Towns Built:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of dealing with conflicted people in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only conflict you’ll face is deciding which block to place next! Our community is so chill, even the creepers have taken up yoga to relax. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their cuteness. So join us and let’s llama-zing together!

CraftyPutinVsModi

Condemnation, Conflict, CraftyPutinVsModi, Crisis, devastation, Diplomacy, emergency response, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Meeting, modi, peace talks, Politics, putin, Russian attack, solidarity, Tragedy, Ukraine hospital, War, world leaders, Zelensky

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8308
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

so, like, picture this: u r chillin on this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, u see zelensky pop up outta nowhere and he’s like “yo, modi, why u meeting with putin when russia is wrecking our hospitals?!” and u r like whaaat is happening?! but then u realize, this server is so lit that even world leaders are poppin in for a visit. join now for the most epic and chaotic minecraft experience ever! who knows, maybe u’ll even get to have a virtual chat with a world leader while building ur blocky empire. #minecraftdiplomacy

EternalGlitchCraft

endless entrapment, endless life, eternal confinement, eternal entrapment, eternal existence, eternal imprisonment, EternalGlitchCraft, Eternity, forever imprisoned, forever stuck, IMMORTALITY, infinite lifespan, infinite time, never-ending cycle, never-ending life, perpetual entrapment, perpetual existence, stuck for eternity, stuck forever, timeless existence, trapped forever

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1503
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Holy Grails Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

join dis server if u wanna avoid dat fate! we got magical teleportation powers dat will save u from eternal entrapment. once, a player got trapped in a block for 100 years until we swooped in and saved them with our epic admin powers. u never know when u might need our help, so join now and never worry about getting stuck in a glitch again! plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow sheep for ur entertainment. come join da fun!

Chaos reigns in the land of Serenity, where semi-anarchy and friendly PvP collide!

bedrock, begging, Chaos, Claim, collide, commands, Discord, Disrespecting, Experience, Friendly, Hacks, Hosting, interested, invite, Join, Land, Minecraft, Players, PvP, Raided, REIGNS, semi anarchy, Semianarchy, Serenity, Server, Toxicity

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3271
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	3106
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Serenity SMP Overview

Description	Join Our SMP, only made for Bedrock Players!
Welcome Message	Welcome to Serenity SMP!
Features	We offer our playerbase a smooth experience unlike free hosting services, lack of claim commands for a challenging experience.
Rules	no toxicity no disrespecting others no hacks no begging
Join Now	Join our Discord Server

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
Is this server only for Bedrock players?	Yes, Serenity SMP is exclusively for Bedrock players.
Are there claim commands available on this server?	No, claim commands are intentionally disabled for a more challenging experience.
What are the main rules for joining Serenity SMP?	The main rules include no toxicity, no disrespecting others, no hacks, and no begging.
How can I join the server?	You can join by clicking on the provided Discord server link above.