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Cougar Craze Minecraft Server

cougar, CRAZE, DATING, dating older women, finding a girlfriend, finding love, Girlfriend, love advice, mature dating, mature relationships, Minecraft, older woman, older women dating, older women looking for love, older women seeking younger men, online dating, r9k, r9k dating, relationship advice, relationships, seeking older women, Server, where to find older women

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7462
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Animals Bred:	71	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a special feature where older women magically appear and become your in-game girlfriends. Who needs Tinder when you have our server? Join now and find your pixelated soulmate today! And yes, they can definitely be found on r9k – just watch out for any creepy Pepe memes lurking around.

Break Time Minecraft Server

Break, Community, Desperation, exposure, horny, House, mental health, Mental well-being, Minecraft, Moderation, Obsession, online forum, Poison, r9k, self-care, Server, shithole, Time, TOXIC, unhealthy habits, Website, Women, work

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1808
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Animals Bred:	147
Mines Excavated:	3264	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Are you tired of the endless thirst and obsession with women and sex? Looking for a break from the toxicity of online communities? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape where you can focus on building, exploring, and crafting without the distractions of the outside world.

Our server is a safe haven from the madness of r9k and other toxic online spaces. Say goodbye to the constant barrage of desperate posts and hello to a world where you can relax and unwind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so chill that even the creepers have taken up yoga and meditation.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the drama behind. Build your dream world, make new friends, and most importantly, take a break from the madness. Trust us, your mental health will thank you.

ZzzCraft Minecraft SMP

anxiety, breathing difficulties, coping mechanisms, depression, God’s Plan, insomnia, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, mental health, Minecraft, r9k, seeking help, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-care, self-deprecation, self-doubt, self-hatred, sleep apnea, sleep disorders, smp, Therapy, ZzzCraft

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4115
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	122
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	36
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	404

Tired of suffocating in real life? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can breathe easy and build to your heart’s content! Our server is so relaxing, you’ll forget all about your sleep apnea woes. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual oxygen is infused with magical properties that will cure all your breathing problems. Say goodbye to being a faggot r9k and hello to a world where you can finally catch your breath – literally! Join us now and start living your best, breath-filled life.

Straight Minecraft SMP: Almost /r9k/ Boyfriend

Boyfriend, Communication, confusion, dating struggles, emotional, interested, LGBTQ, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mixed signals, online dating, r9k, rejection, relationship, Romantic, Sexuality, smp, social media, Straight.., unrequited love, virtual relationship

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4028
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a thriving community of players who are all looking for love! That’s right, forget about building castles and mining for diamonds, here you can find your perfect /r9k/ bf or gf and build a pixelated love story together.

Join us for the chance to meet your soulmate while fighting off creepers and exploring the vast world of Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you can have a diamond in the rough waiting for you on our server? Don’t miss out on the chance to find true love in the most unexpected of places.

So come on, join us and see if you can find your perfect match in the world of blocks and pixels. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for someone who shares your love for building and crafting. Love is in the air on our server, so why wait? Join now and start your romantic Minecraft adventure today!

Holy Shit Minecraft Server: Filter Wonders

bad dragon, bailey jay, BBC, blacked, Cum, cute girl, estrogen, fetish, filter, french kiss, FTM, Genderfluid, gf, ghetto, HOLY, HOLY SHIT, hormone, horny, hrt, hypno, Incest, interracial, Lgbt, Masturbate, Minecraft, mtf, oral sex, Prostate, r9k, Server, shemale, Shit, sissy, solo male, Transgender, twink, Virgin, Wonders

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	946
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Animals Bred:	34
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Runes Activated:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that filter out all the fun stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the wild west of Minecraft! We don’t censor anything, so you can let your creativity run wild without any restrictions.

Join us if you want to build a giant penis castle, roleplay as a sexy genderfluid robot boy, or create a virtual world where interracial french kissing is the norm. Our server is a haven for all the freaks, geeks, and weirdos who want to express themselves in the most outrageous ways possible.

So come on down to our server and let your freak flag fly high! Just remember, anything goes here, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before.

/r9k/ Minecraft Server: KHHVs Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, coping strategies, DATING, how old are you, Incels, khhvs, kissless handholdless virgins, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Online Community, r9k, reddit, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, Server, social isolation, societal pressure, stigma, support group, VIRGINITY

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8170
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1135
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Zombie Dances:	8

Are you tired of being a KHHV (Kissless, Hugless, Handholdless Virgin) on /r9k/? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where KHHVs reign supreme, where the only currency is tendies and waifus. Build your own virgin fortress, complete with body pillow moat and tendie dispensers. Take part in epic battles against Chads and Stacys, using your superior intellect and lack of social skills to conquer the land. So come on, fellow KHHVs, join us on this epic quest for ultimate virginity!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

4chan, Anonymity, browsing, Communication, Community, Connection, Conversation, Digital, discussion, emotions, forum, internet, love, mental health, Minecraft, ONLINE, PALS, PIXEL, r9k, relationships, Server, social media, Support, Technology

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4487
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a rollercoaster made out of TNT. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up to some mischief. You never know when he’ll show up to prank you by turning all your blocks into pink wool.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get wacky.

Broken Catalog Minecraft Server

4chan, BROKEN, broken catalog, CATALOG, catalog errors, community feedback, forum glitches, imageboard, internet forum, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, r9k, reddit, Server, software bugs, technical issues, technology support, Troubleshooting, user complaints, user experience, website functionality, website maintenance, website problems

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8711
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Farms Harvested:	472	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Ores Mined:	4908	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Are you tired of boring, glitchy Minecraft servers that can’t even keep their catalog working properly? Well, look no further because our server has the most hilariously broken catalog you’ll ever see! It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with shopping. Join us for the chaos and confusion, and maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (literally, because our catalog is a mess)! Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the most dysfunctional and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who needs a working catalog anyway when you can have this much fun?

The Spacey Jamie Blog 205 Minecraft SMP

blog, blogging, brand new day, daily routine, desk upgrades, EXCITEMENT, hi, Home office, jamie, Lifestyle, Minecraft, morning routine, new beginnings, organization, productivity, r9k, setup, smp, spacey, stay tuned, Technology, woke up, workspace

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	594
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Picture this: Jamie, our fearless leader, just woke up and is ready to conquer the day with his brand new desk upgrades. What kind of upgrades, you ask? Oh, just wait and see! From diamond-encrusted keyboards to lava lamps for that extra ambiance, this server is not your average SMP. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s as wild as a pack of Creepers on a sugar rush. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen!

R9K Dating Myths Minecraft Server

10. Clumsiness, 11. Anime nerds, 12. Gamer girls, 13. Nerd stereotypes, 14. Flat chest, 15. Breast size preferences, 16. Cheating, 17. Men’s lies, 18. Relationship expectations, 19. Gender stereotypes, 2. Dating lies, 20. Body image., 3. Hairy pits, 4. Shaving preferences, 5. Body hair, 6. Hygiene, 7. Body odor, 8. Natural pheromones, 9. Shyness, DATING, Lies men tell women, Minecraft, Myths, r9k, Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6064
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Animals Bred:	111
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Love Letters Sent:	20

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join now for hairy pits and VagYeah jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, we guarantee a stink-free environment because let’s be real, nobody likes a smelly player.

But wait, there’s more! Are you tired of being shy or clumsy in real life? Well, on our server, that’s a bonus! Embrace your awkwardness and watch as it becomes your superpower in the Minecraft world. And don’t even get us started on being an anime nerd or a “le gamer gurl.” On our server, that’s not just accepted, it’s celebrated!

And for all the flat-chested players out there, we see you and we got you. No more lies about men loving flat chests, because on our server, we know the truth. Join now and let your personality shine brighter than any big breasts ever could. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the hilarity ensue!

SchooledByMinecraftSMP

boring classes, bullying, hate school, homework overload, lack of autonomy, lack of creativity, lack of engagement., lack of extracurricular activities, lack of individual attention, lack of motivation, lack of relevance, lack of resources, lack of support, long tail: reasons for hating school, negative environment, peer pressure, school challenges, school difficulties., school dissatisfaction reasons, school frustrations, school issues, school problems, school stress factors, school struggles, SchooledByMinecraftSMP, social anxiety, standardized testing, strict teachers, unfair treatment

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2290
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of being stuck in boring old school all day, listening to teachers drone on and on about algebra and history? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to school forever!

Instead of sitting in a stuffy classroom, you can explore vast, blocky worlds filled with adventure and excitement. Build towering castles, mine for precious diamonds, and battle hordes of zombies with your friends. Who needs school when you can be a Minecraft warrior?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face the ghostly creeper and earn its respect? Or will you run screaming back to school like a scaredy-cat?

So ditch the textbooks and join our Minecraft SMP today. Who needs school when you can have this much fun?

TV Show Cameo Catastrophe

Actor, actress, Appearance, Backlash, cameo, Casting, catastrophe, Celebrity, criticism, Disappointment, Flop, Guest Star, hurt, Impact, mistake, NEGATIVE, Performance, ruined, series, Show, television, tv show

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8484
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Towns Built:	9
Magic Items Found:	1575	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Are you tired of boring old TV shows with lackluster guest stars? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Our server is so wild that even the guest stars from TV shows can’t handle the craziness. One time, a famous actor tried to join our server and ended up accidentally blowing up the entire spawn area with TNT! It was chaos, but hey, at least it made for a great story to tell your friends.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because you never know who might show up and cause a little mayhem.

VenezuelaEscapeCraft

asylum seekers, Crisis, data analysis, Democracy, Economy, EMIGRATION, Government, immigration, Latin America, Migration, political instability, Polls, Population, post-elections, Refugees, social unrest, south america, statistics, survey, Venezuela, VenezuelaEscapeCraft

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8356
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

so, like, u kno wat wud be way better than leaving ur country? joining our EPIC minecraft server, duh! like, we got so many cool things u can do, u won’t even miss venezuela. we got pigs that can fly, like, for realz. and our diamonds are made out of pure unicorn tears. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hang out with aliens. trust me, u won’t regret joining our server. venezuela who? come join us now!

Conquest of Hunterra: Where you can finally live out your dream of being a weirdly specific profession in a virtual world

12 000 New Blocks, Accomplishments.., BUILD, Community, Conquest, dream, embark, Fabric, Farmer, Finally, Hunterra, Immersive, knight, Live, Lord, Medieval, Modded, modrinth launcher, nutrition, Profession, RPG, Seasons, Self-Governing Settlements, Skill Progression, specializations, Specific, Tougher Enemies, virtual, Weirdly, world, world generation

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1384
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Mines Excavated:	4315
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Conquest of Hunterra Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
	Maintain a balanced diet for in-game benefits and adapt to changing seasons that affect crops and the environment.
	Level up your character and face challenging foes as you unlock custom armors, weapons, and powerful gemstones.
Modded World Generation & 12,000 New Blocks	Explore a beautifully crafted world with Conquest Reforged and endless building possibilities.
Build Self-Governing Settlements	Find like-minded players to create and govern your own settlements. Choose your role based on accomplishments and specializations.

Our community-focused, whitelisted server launched fresh on July 19th, 2024, and is available on Fabric 1.20.1. We recommend using the Modrinth launcher to join us. Immerse yourself in a medieval adventure like no other!

Are you ready to embark on your journey and shape your destiny? Apply now and become a part of our thriving community!

Modpack: https://modrinth.com/modpack/conquest-of-hunterra-modpack

Discord: https://discord.gg/7beNMhMZSa

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can apply to join the server through our website or Discord channel. Make sure to follow the application instructions.
What mods are used on the server?	We use Conquest Reforged for modded world generation and various other mods for additional features and enhancements.
Are there specific rules for gameplay?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players. These rules are outlined in our server guidelines.
Can I form alliances with other players?	Absolutely! You can form alliances, create settlements together, and engage in cooperative gameplay with other players on the server.

BlockyBaby Minecraft Server

abortion, BlockyBaby, bodily autonomy, controversial topic, ethical dilemma, healthcare access, HUMAN RIGHTS, late term abortion, Minecraft, moral debate, Parental Responsibility, personal choice, political issue, pro-choice, public opinion, religious beliefs, reproductive rights, Server, social justice, societal impact, termination of pregnancy, Women’s Health, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1888
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ores Mined:	1329	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of worrying about your virtual children being slaughtered by other players on Minecraft servers? Well, worry no more because on our server, we encourage it! That’s right, let your kids roam free and watch as they get taken out in the most hilarious ways possible. It’s not your problem, so why not sit back and enjoy the chaos? Join us for some twisted family fun!

Minecraft SMP: HohoLies vs. RusSMP – The Real Truth About Hoho-Russia War

biological weapons, China virus, conspiracy theorist, Corruption, Covid-19, education, Hohol-Russia War, HohoLies, HohoRussia, indoctrination, intelligence, Labs, Minecraft, putin, real, Russian citizens, Russian soldiers, RusSMP, smp, Truth, Ukraine, Ukrainian soldiers, USA virus, Viruses, War, Western government, Western officials

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3625
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Putin’s plans for Ukraine? Look no further! Our server is so insane, even Putin himself would want to join just to escape the chaos of real life.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging Ukrainian soldiers while trying to educate the youth of Russia. Who needs corrupt Western officials when you can have a blast fighting off indoctrination and biological weapon labs in Ukraine?

Forget about boring old conspiracy theories – on our server, you’ll be deep in the know about everything from virus origins to global politics. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy Minecraft world!

BdayGiftFail Minecraft Server

after school job, BdayGiftFail, birthday gift, budgeting, christmas gift, Communication, Computer, consequences, expensive items, family dynamics, financial education, financial hardship, financial struggles, hard work, Minecraft, money tight, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, seasonal job, Server, teaching responsibility, teenage daughter, Understanding

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8827
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7465
Astral Projections Made:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that teaches valuable life lessons? Look no further than our server! Join us and learn the importance of responsibility and the value of hard work.

Just like the time my daughter broke her computer and learned the hard way that things don’t come easy. She thought she could just throw a fit and get a new one, but we showed her the real world isn’t like that. Now she’s out there, grinding in-game to earn her keep and pay us back for that computer.

So if you want a server that’s not just about building, but about building character, join us now! Plus, we have cake, pizza, and movies – what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server?

CousinClashCraft

aita, Arrogant, college, courage, cousin, CousinClashCraft, DAUGHTER, dead end jobs, family feud, going away party, grandmother, intelligence, Jealousy, nephew, older man, spoiled brat, STEM scholarship, student loans, trivia games, ungrateful, work program

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1782
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ores Mined:	9760	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family parties gone wrong? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no annoying uncles quizzing you about student loans.

Our server is the perfect place to show off your intelligence without any Jake-like characters trying to steal your spotlight. Plus, we promise no one will call you the C word, unless you’re building a castle made entirely of cake!

Come join us for a virtual escape from reality and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. See you in the game, where the only tears shed are tears of joy from epic victories!

TrendySocietyMinecraftSMP

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3686
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience some truly outrageous shenanigans!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Cult and the Potato Posse, where alliances are formed over who has the best farm animals. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Shearing Scandal of ’21 – let’s just say things got pretty wild when someone tried to dye all the sheep pink!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Llama Liberation Front, a group of rebels who are fighting for llama rights in a world where they are constantly overlooked. Will you join their cause or will you be on the side of the llama oppressors?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that is anything but ordinary, come join us and be a part of the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy antics you’ll get up to next!

BlockyLove: My Significant Other, the Blockbuster Hit!

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1120
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	850	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll find your perfect mining partner faster than you can say “I am Groot!”

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring dungeons with your significant other, who will have you saying “You had me at ‘Hello!’” as you battle mobs together like a dynamic duo straight out of a superhero movie.

With our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling lonely in the mines again. So come on down and find your Minecraft soulmate today – because as they say in the movies, “Love means never having to say you’re sorry for stealing all the diamonds.”