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| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 7244 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 26 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 |
hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well dis server is da bomb diggity yo! we got zombies dat do the cha cha slide, creepers dat sing opera, and skeletons dat do the macarena. u ain’t gonna find a server like dis anywhere else, trust me.
and get dis, we got secret levels where u can ride on a unicorn and shoot rainbows out of ur butt. it’s like a disco party in the sky, but with more explosions and sparkles.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to give out free hugs? yea, he’s a big softie once u get to know him. but watch out for his fiery breath, it’s hotter than a jalapeno pepper on a summer day.
so come join us on dis wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). trust me, u won’t regret it. Alzheimer’s Association who? we’re too busy having a blast in minecraft land!
