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SubmarinelessRussia

Black Sea Fleet, Defense, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, maritime security, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military presence, naval base, naval operations, naval power, russia, russian military, Russian navy, strategic location, SubmarinelessRussia, Submarines, Tartus

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6067
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE SUBMARINES THAN RUSSIA IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA! WE GOT SO MANY SUBMARINES, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE UNDERWATER ALL THE TIME! SWIM WITH THE FISHES AND EXPLORE OUR UNDERWATER CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE LOST CITY OF TARTUS AND UNLOCK ANCIENT TREASURES! WHO NEEDS RUSSIAN SUBMARINES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMOND BLOCKS AND LOST CITIES, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE KING OF THE SEAS! 🐟🌊💎

Brain Chip Cheater Server

academic dishonesty, academic integrity, Brain, brain chip, brain implant, CHEATER, Cheating, cheating advancements, cheating in school, cheating methods, cheating on exams, cheating prevention, cheating techniques, cheating trends, cheating with technology, Chip, cognitive enhancement, education, Ethics, Future, innovation, Server, Technology, test

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4552
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can do backflips and cows that rap like eminem.

we got a secret underground base where all the chickens wear sunglasses and have dance parties every night.

if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, fam.

so come on over and join the fun, because someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.

Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition

brain function, brain stimulation, Craft, dopamine levels, drug therapy, dyskinesia, Edition, ketamine, levodopa, levodopa-induced dyskinesia, Medical research, motor cortex control, motor function, movement control, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s patients, parkinsons, Treatment

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1197
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.

imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.

we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!

Java Survival

Address, admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, exploits, HACKING, java, land protections, Legitimate, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9872
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

/pol/ approved, 1.21.2, conservative hobbies, Craft, hobbies, hobby activities, hobby choices, hobby discovery, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, hobby interests, hobby pastimes, hobby pursuits, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, HORIZON, new hobbies, New Year, political hobbies, right-wing hobbies, traditional hobbies

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2398
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1952	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	420	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5624
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Towns Built:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Farms Harvested:	865	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention-seeking antics, AttentionHogMinecraftSMP, bad behavior, craving attention, desperate actions, desperate for attention, embarrassing acts, Inappropriate Behavior, negative attention, seeking admiration, seeking approval, seeking approval from others, seeking attention at any cost, seeking recognition, seeking validation, seeking validation from others

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1301
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!

FreeDiamondsOnly

Air, basic needs, clean water, compassion, education, equality, essential services, FreeDiamondsOnly, freedom of speech, fresh food, Happiness, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet access, Justice, Kindness, love, Nature, Peace, Shelter, something free

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9796
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Potions Brewed:	35	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Diamonds! And on our server, they are! That’s right, we have a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you anything you want for just a few emeralds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built Nether fortress, where you can battle hordes of zombie pigmen and collect rare loot. So come join us on our server, where the diamonds are free and the adventures are endless!

BorderBrawl Minecraft Server

aggression, border region, BorderBrawl, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, political tensions, power struggle, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3950
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5176	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Dragons Tamed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5

so, like, ukraine was all like “russia, u cray cray” and then they launched a counterattack in the border region and it was like BOOM! but then russia was like “oh no you didn’t” but ukraine was like “oh yes we did!” and it was like a minecraft battle but in real life! join our server and be part of the epic battles and drama, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! come join the fun, it’s gonna be lit!