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| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 1530 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 260 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
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With our 80-hour work weeks in-game, you’ll never have to worry about financial difficulties or sinking savings into a failing business. And don’t worry about calling your friend Steve for help – on our server, Steve is always there to drive you home, no questions asked.
So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs medical emergencies when you can have a virtual adventure in our Minecraft world? Plus, we promise not to call you an AH, unless you’re griefing someone’s build. Just kidding… or are we? 😉
