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V-Tuber Racing – Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1351
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

But wait, there’s more! Tune in at 8 PM ET to catch all the action live on our stream. It’s going to be wild, trust us. And if you want to join in on the fun, just fill out our VGTC info form and get ready to race like never before.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane racing adventure. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft racing legend. See you on the track!

Hurricane Helene’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1753
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we are on a mission to recover from the devastation of Post Hurricane Helene.

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a sea of floating furniture, all washed up on the shore from the storm surge. But fear not, brave adventurer, for we are here to rebuild and revive this once beautiful coastal town of Dunedin.

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find lost treasures buried beneath the wreckage, battle against the elements to rebuild our homes, and compete in ridiculous challenges to see who can come out on top as the ultimate survivor of Post Hurricane Helene.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane journey of recovery and chaos in our Minecraft SMP like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness!

UnluckySurname in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6131
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Potions Brewed:	146	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring old world where everyone has normal last names like Smith or Johnson? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players with the most unfortunate last names you’ve ever seen! From Butts to Farts, we’ve got it all!

Join our server for a chance to meet the legendary player with the last name “Poopface” who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Or maybe you’ll run into the infamous player known as “Pickle Rick” who built an entire castle out of, you guessed it, pickles!

So why wait? Join our wacky world today and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive among the most hilariously named players in Minecraft history!

StreamerFailCraft

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2124
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Have you ever seen a streamer accidentally set their entire Minecraft world on fire because they thought they were holding a torch but it was actually a flint and steel? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity as we promise to provide you with the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing massive pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on over and join the fun – just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

Mouth Microbe Mayhem

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8385
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8561	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

join this epic minecraft server where we have more than a dozen bacterial species living in our mouths for a 50% increased chance of developing head and neck squamous cell carcinoma! who needs diamonds when you can have cancer-causing bacteria as your loyal companions? come join the fun and see if you can survive longer than your dentist predicts!

Akoot & Co: Where the cows run the show and the creepers are just tryna fit in! 🐄💥

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9791
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Magic Items Found:	4682
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8


Our crossplay server is a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements carefully crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible. In our open beta phase, we invite you to join us as one of the pioneering members of our growing community.

Features

Unlimited Homes
Discord Server	(Discord + Minecraft integration)
World Map	(dynmap)
Bedrock support	(Geyser)
No pesky land claims	(Honor system + rollbacks)
KeepInventory	(Optional per player!)
Timed Ranks / Custom Titles
Text Formatting	(+Gradients!)
Brewery	(nothing game-breaking, just a treat!)

Delight yourself with unlimited homes, a grief-free environment (thanks to our rollback system), and a seamlessly integrated Discord chat system. Explore our world map online and experience the game like never before. Best of all, this exceptional experience comes to you entirely free of charge! This is your once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become part of a community that values creativity, the power of friendship, object shows, and the joy of Minecraft! Join us now, and let’s embark on this unforgettable journey together!

No application required! Just launch the game and play!

IP: akoot.co

Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co

Version: 1.21.1

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there land claiming?	No, we operate on an honor system with rollback support.
Can I have multiple homes?	Yes, you have unlimited homes on our server.
Do you support Bedrock edition?	Yes, we support Bedrock edition through Geyser.
Is there a limit to player inventory?	No, you can choose to have KeepInventory enabled.
How can I join your Discord server?	You can join our Discord server by visiting here.

Witchfire Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2519
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Chimeras Created:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Villages Defended:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house. But that’s not all, they also discovered a secret portal that led them to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so lit, even the creepers dance to the beat of the music. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, it’s fucking kino.

Danganronpa General Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9995
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1257	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Emeralds Found:	3068
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties at night.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground village of llamas who have mastered the art of llama yoga. Join them for a relaxing session and unlock hidden llama powers to help you conquer the Minecraft world.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the ability to fly for 30 seconds. Who needs an elytra when you have magical carrots?

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness!

BrokeButLovingIt – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5922
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Towns Built:	10	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on fancy date nights in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us for some budget-friendly fun where the only thing you’ll be spending is your time (and maybe a few cobblestones).

Our community is filled with players who know how to have a good time without breaking the bank. From building elaborate roller coasters out of dirt blocks to hosting underground dance parties in abandoned mineshafts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re looking for love, you’re in luck! We’ve had more Minecraft weddings than we can count, and rumor has it that our resident matchmaker is a creeper who’s never missed a shot with his bow and arrow.

So come on down to our SMP and see why we’re the hottest spot for budget-friendly fun in the Minecraft universe. Who needs expensive date nights when you can have a blast with us for free?

WeekCraft Warriors

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9513
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Ores Mined:	8971

On our Minecraft server, every day is a strong day of the week because our players are constantly lifting virtual blocks like they’re in a virtual CrossFit competition. Join us and you’ll feel the burn in your pixelated muscles as you mine, build, and battle your way to the top. Who needs a gym membership when you can get ripped in the world of blocks and creepers? Come flex your virtual muscles with us!