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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 1740 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Zombie Dances: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
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