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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 4507 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 107 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 28 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that players have reported seeing pigs flying and skeletons doing the Macarena. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build a monument to their lost diamond pickaxe, complete with a funeral procession led by a zombie in a top hat.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more ridiculous than a creeper trying to do stand-up comedy. Just remember, on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves your family members getting up to some scandalous shenanigans.