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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 9188 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Towns Built: | 10 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 6308 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 65 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house out of nothing but enchanted golden carrots. And get this, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s like living in a dream, but better because there’s unlimited pizza and ice cream for everyone!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes in a British accent.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!