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RostovRiot Minecraft Server

ablaze, Attack, Conflict, Drones, eastern europe, escalation, governor, headline, international relations, Military, Minecraft, News, oil depot, RETALIATION, Rostov, RostovRiot, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, Tension, Ukraine

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7070
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine drones set oil depots ablaze for fun! we got governors saying crazy stuff like “wow, that’s lit!” and “this is fine, everything is fine!” join now to experience the chaos and destruction firsthand, build your own oil depot and see if you can survive the drone attacks! who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem? join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperCo

activism, CraftyCreeperCo, cybercrime, deepfake, digital manipulation, digital rights, explosion, feminism, gender equality, internet, Korean, online safety, porn, privacy, rights group, sexual exploitation, social media, south korea, Technology, Telegram, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6309
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. We got, like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for you. But, like, the best part is the deepfake porn explosion! Yeah, you heard me right. We got Korean rights group-approved deepfake porn all over this server. It’s, like, no country for women, but, like, who needs ’em when you got deepfake porn, am I right? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

DNADataCraft

Advanced technology, Bioinformatics, computational biology, computational power, computer science, data processing, data storage, DNA computer, DNA data storage, DNA storage, DNA technology, DNADataCraft, genetic information, information storage, long term storage, Longevity, new technology, petabytes, processing data, sudoku puzzles, Technology

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2816
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Crops Grown:	4809
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Buildings Constructed:	27
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Yo, fam, dis server be lit AF! We got a full DNA computer up in here, like whaaaat?! You can store petabytes of data in DNA for like, thousands or even millions of years, bro. And get this, we can even solve sudoku puzzles with this bad boy. Like, who needs regular computers when you got DNA computers, amirite? Join our server and experience the future of technology, where DNA reigns supreme and sudoku is life. Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CraftyCo Minecraft Server

Business, CraftyCo, discrimination, equality, Ethics, freedom, LGBTQ, Minecraft, private company, RIGHTS, Server, Transgender, transgender rights

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8386
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9792
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate freedom to discriminate against trannies! Just kidding, that’s totally not allowed. But what is allowed on our server is building the most epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and embarking on crazy adventures with your friends. Plus, rumor has it that our server is secretly run by a group of highly intelligent and mischievous llamas who will stop at nothing to make your gameplay experience unforgettable. So come join us and see what all the llama drama is about!

LunchtimeLooter Minecraft SMP

activities, breaks, campus activities, campus life, college, Downtime, Eating, Friends, hobbies, leisure, lunchbreak, LunchtimeLooter, mental health, Minecraft, productivity, Recreation, Relaxing, self-care, smp, socializing, stress relief, studying, Time management

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3497
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Oh, forget about boring old lunch breaks in college! Join our Minecraft SMP and spend your breaks exploring a world filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and hidden treasures! Who needs a sandwich when you can feast on enchanted golden apples and roast chicken dropped by flying pigs?

Instead of studying for exams, you can battle giant spiders, ride on the backs of dragons, and build towering castles made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Tuesday at 3 PM to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-floss the most feared entity in all of Minecraft?

So say goodbye to boring college breaks and hello to a world of endless adventure and hilarity! Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

YapCrafters Unite!

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4963
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	148
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Tired of arguing with people who just won’t shut up? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations by building giant statues of trolls and goblins to represent those annoying arguers. We even have a special “Yap for Conflict” mini-game where you can throw virtual pies at players who just won’t stop arguing. Trust us, it’s way more satisfying than trying to reason with them in real life. So come join us and unleash your inner troll in a safe and hilarious environment!

SovietCraft Minecraft Server

Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, military conflict, military response, Minecraft, missile strikes, national security, nuclear weapons, provocation, russia, Russian territory, Server, SovietCraft, Strategic Concerns, Tensions, US, Warning, Western

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1179
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Ores Mined:	2840
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

lol imagine if russia was a minecraft server and they were like “yo US, don’t even think about sending missiles into our territory or we will ban you from the server” like damn that would be some intense pvp action. join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between nations, where alliances are forged and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. plus, our admins are like the russian government, always watching and ready to strike down anyone who dares to challenge their authority. so come join us and experience the thrill of international conflict in the world of minecraft!

UkrainianF16FTW

Aerial kills, Air Force, air superiority, aircraft, Aviation, Combat, Conflict, Defense, defense technology, dogfight, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jets, fighter pilots, Military, national security, nato, Ukraine, ukraine news, UkrainianF16FTW, War

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2746
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	928129	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s F-16s have scored their first aerial kills… IN MINECRAFT! fly around in your own virtual F-16 and take down enemies in the sky with your pixelated missiles.

we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and weapons to use in battle. beware of the creeper army that guards the entrance, they may look cute but they will explode on you in a heartbeat.

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community like no other. who needs real life when you can have this much fun in minecraft? come join now before the F-16s run out of fuel and the adventure ends!

RoosterCraft

circadian rhythm, diurnal, early bird, early riser, late riser, morning person, morning rooster, morning routine, night owl, night time, Nocturnal, opposite, RoosterCraft, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep schedule

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7756
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Villages Defended:	8	Mines Excavated:	4195
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Ores Mined:	7997	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we party like it’s 1999! We got pigs that can fly and cows that can breakdance, it’s a real barnyard rave up in here! The opposite of night owl should be morning rooster, so wake up and join us for some wacky adventures! We have a secret underground disco where the zombies and skeletons bust a move, it’s lit AF! Plus, our admin is a talking llama who spits out diamonds, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride! Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and let’s get this party started!

Hilltop Havoc: Neolithic Edition

dangerous areas, Edition, fear of conflict, Havoc, higher mortality, Hilltop, hilltops, lower fertility, Neolithic, Neolithic Europe, overpopulation, population decline, safer locations

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4231
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Endless Night Skies:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ores Mined:	4520
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Yo, you ever wanted to travel back in time to Neolithic Europe but without all the boring fear of conflict and population declines? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us and experience a world where conflict is a thing of the past and everyone lives in harmony on hilltops. But watch out, overpopulation might lead to some crazy deaths and low fertility rates! It’s a wild ride, so join now for a chance to live in a world where fear is a thing of the past!