Protestantism MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Protestant Minecraft SMP Thinker

Reformation, Protestant doctrine, Protestant tradition, Protestant church, Protestant history

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Coalition as they fight for control over the coveted Diamond Island. Will you choose to align yourself with the feathered fiends or the mooing maniacs? The choice is yours, but be warned – alliances can shift as quickly as a creeper explosion!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have perfected the art of disco dancing. Join their underground rave parties and learn the latest moves to impress your friends (and enemies) on the battlefield.

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a group of pigmen who have formed a biker gang and ride around on flaming motorcycles. Join them for a wild ride through the fiery depths of hell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, anything goes!

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EugenicsCraft – Progress is Key!

society, Progressive Evolution, Technological Civilization, Philosophical Dogmas, 1932

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we do not behave like human beings because we are too busy building epic structures and battling virtual dragons!

Join us on this server because we reject the Ancient doctrine of progressive evolution and instead embrace the teachings of Dr. Calvin and M. Rousseau…just kidding, we actually just love to troll each other and blow up each other’s creations for fun!

Our server is like a technological civilization on steroids, thanks to our insane mods and plugins that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable. Who needs coal and iron when you have virtual diamonds and enchanted weapons?

Escape the boring reality of society and dive into our virtual world of chaos and creativity. Trust us, the only comprehensive calamity you’ll face on our server is when someone accidentally unleashes a horde of creepers on your base.

So come join us, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Who needs progressive evolution when you can have explosive evolution instead?

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CraftyJewCraze – Where white people can finally learn to copy Jews instead of just coping all day!

success, Finally, White, Evil, family

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Do you want to rise above the rest and become a true master of the game? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft server!

Join us and learn from the Jews, who apparently control the world according to some conspiracy theorists. We’ll teach you how to prioritize your own people, screw everyone else, and make family and religion your top priorities. We’ll show you how to manipulate the masses, redefine good and evil, and create money out of thin air!

Don’t be a faggot like modern white Europe – come join us and become a true Minecraft powerhouse. Who needs a homeland when you have our server to call home? Let’s dominate the virtual world together!

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Chick Magnet Craft

Women, magnet, Social Skills, Tips, SELF AWARENESS

Are you tired of being a Minecraft loner, mining away in solitude with no one to impress? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate chick magnet! Join us and watch as the ladies flock to you like bees to honey, all because of your epic building skills and impressive redstone contraptions. Who needs cheesy pickup lines when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof fortress? So come on, join our server and let the virtual romance begin!

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Richie’s Minecraft Script Shack: Where Redstone Dreams Come True!

coordination, Richie, script, Tomorrow, Message

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build-offs. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a build-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying cows, rainbow-colored sheep, and talking creepers who just want to be your friend. It’s like a Minecraft rave, but with way more explosions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the game!

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Mac and Cheese Kingdom – Now serving up cheesy adventures in version 1.20.4!

Starter Kit, Player-owned, faster minecarts, PvP, Adventures

JAVA IP 37.10.122.12:25984

BEDROCK IP 37.10.122.12 PORT 25984

Discord https://discord.com/invite/V4ESac7ydU

Macaroni-land is your typical survival server with old-fashioned SMP vibes, PvP, a friendly atmosphere, and unique quirks. The server has a small, yet chaotic community that has been active for a few months. There are several towns to explore, a simple shop at spawn for buying custom items like music disc midis, player-owned shops for more complex items, starter kits, experimental skills, and community-requested plugins such as faster minecarts, brewery, and more. If you’re looking for a diverse and fun server, give us a try!

FAQ

1. How long has the server been running?

The server has been running for a couple of months.

2. What can I expect on Macaroni-land?

You can expect a standard survival experience with SMP elements, PvP, a friendly community, unique items in the shop, towns to explore, and various plugins for added gameplay features.

3. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Make sure to familiarize yourself with them before joining.

4. How can I join the server?

Simply use the provided Java or Bedrock IP address along with the port to connect to the server. You can also join the Discord server for more information and community chat.

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AnimeNegroCraft

anime diversity, Favorite, anime negro, Diversity, favorite black character

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have enough anime representation? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you anime lovers out there! Join us and hang out with your favorite anime characters, like Naruto, Goku, and even that one anime negro you can’t get enough of!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on rainbow unicorns. Join them in epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and save the world from destruction!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a world of anime, llamas, and rainbow unicorns like never before! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss out on!

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MineCrafty McMineFace – The Land of Lava and Laughs!

cytube, general, Blacked Cards, Templates, lava

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is actually run by aliens who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. That’s right, you’ll be crafting with extraterrestrial beings!

But that’s not all! On this server, every month is Whiteboy Denial Week. Save up your cum from the 1st to the 8th and release your tension with everyone else on the server. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

And guess what? We have our very own AI that helps us generate the most mind-blowing Minecraft worlds you’ve ever seen. It’s like having a cheat code for creativity!

So come join us on this wild ride of building, cum-saving, and alien encounters. Who knows what kind of adventures await you on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

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Ball Lickin’ Craft

sexual innuendo, anal play, temptation, explicit, seduction

Looking for a Minecraft server where the fun never stops? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to win – even if it means licking your balls and licking your asshole! Yes, you heard that right, our players are committed to going the extra mile to ensure victory. So if you’re looking for a wild and crazy time, come join us on our server and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into!

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DisgracefulCraft: Where even creepers are embarrassed to explode

Failure, PITY, embarrassed, shame, Disappointment

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server mascot, Sheila the Sheep.

Sheila was once a respected member of the Minecraft community, known for her impeccable wool and friendly demeanor. But one day, she decided to rebel against the status quo and dye herself neon pink. The other sheep were appalled and called her “a disgrace”, but Sheila didn’t care. She embraced her new look and became a symbol of individuality on our server.

Now, Sheila roams the server causing mischief and mayhem wherever she goes. She’s been known to lead players on wild goose chases, prank unsuspecting builders, and even start dance parties in the middle of the wilderness. Join our server and you just might have a chance to meet Sheila and join in on the chaos!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Just be prepared to embrace the madness and maybe even dye yourself neon pink in honor of Sheila. She’s a disgrace, but she’s our beloved mascot and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

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JAVA IP	37.10.122.12:25984
BEDROCK IP	37.10.122.12 PORT 25984
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/V4ESac7ydU

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FAQ

1. How long has the server been running?

2. What can I expect on Macaroni-land?

3. Are there any rules on the server?

4. How can I join the server?