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EscapeCraft: The Easiest Way Out!
Are you tired of being stuck in a shithole country with no way out? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the easiest EU passport you’ll ever get! Just join our server and start building your way to citizenship in no time. No need to deal with pesky immigration laws or paperwork, just craft your way to freedom! Join now and say goodbye to your shithole country for good! -
F*cking Redstone Wiz – Minecraft Server for the Confused & Amused! #RedstoneMaster #WTFIsRedstone
Yo, so picture this: you’re minding your own business in Minecraft, building your dream castle, when suddenly you stumble upon a mysterious portal. You gather up your courage and step through, only to find yourself in a dimension where pigs can talk and zombies breakdance for diamonds. Yep, that’s just a regular day on our server.But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of potato-worshiping villagers who will trade you emeralds for the finest spuds in all the land. And don’t even get me started on the flying llamas that shoot fireworks out of their butts. It’s a wild ride, my friend.
Oh, and did I mention the time-traveling chickens? Yeah, you heard me right. These chickens have mastered the art of time travel and will take you on adventures to the past, present, and future. Just be sure to watch out for the creepers with jetpacks – they’re a real blast!
So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see for yourself how the fuck it all works. Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.
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BlockyConfessions
Are you still hiding the fact that you’re secretly a llama in real life? Well, fear not my furry friend, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all llamas with open arms! Join us and embrace your inner llama as you roam the pixelated plains, spit at creepers, and show off your impeccable fashion sense with the latest llama-themed skins.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic chicken coops that put even the most seasoned Minecraft players to shame. Join their ranks and learn the ways of the chicken as you cluck your way to victory.
So what are you waiting for? Embrace your true self and join our wacky, wild, and woolly Minecraft server today!
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Mystic Isles – Enchanted Realms 1.21
Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is like the Big Boy Edition of all servers, ya know? It’s like the YGO Training stream at 6PM PT or 9PM ET on 2/18, but in Minecraft form.You gotta join this server because it’s like watching Birthday 3D Live on repeat, but with blocks and stuff. Plus, the debut on this server is gonna blow your mind, just like the 3D debut.
Check out the Youtube channel for some sick content and the schedule to see when the next crazy event is going down. And don’t forget about the merch, gotta rep that Fuwawa and Mococo swag.
Oh, and there’s some /baubau/-related content that’ll make you question reality. So come join this server and experience the madness for yourself. It’s like a hololivepro.com/en/collections/fuwawaabyssgard (Fuwawa) and hololivepro.com/en/collections/mococoabyssgard (Mococo) collab, but in Minecraft form. Don’t miss out, bro!
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DailyDirtBlocker
Welcome to our Minecraft server where daily showers are not only allowed, but encouraged! We understand the importance of personal hygiene, especially after a long day of mining and crafting.Join us and never worry about someone standing outside your virtual bathroom, questioning your shower habits. Our water bill is non-existent in this pixelated world, so shower to your heart’s content without any judgment.
Don’t let anyone rain on your shower parade, come join us and let’s wash away the negativity together! Remember, cleanliness is next to blockliness on our server.
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TaiwanStraitWarrior Minecraft Server
so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz the chinese military is like totally condemning canadian warships and stuff. like, they’re all up in arms about it. but on this server, we’re all about peace and harmony, man. come join us and build some epic structures while avoiding any sensitive straits, ya feel me? plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. join now before the chinese military comes after us next! -
ElonMuskHaterzCraft
so, like, you know how Australians are all like “oi mate, let’s throw another shrimp on the barbie”? well, turns out they ain’t too keen on ol’ musky boy, elon musk. like, they straight up dislike him, mate. but hey, who needs elon musk when you can join our epic minecraft server, where we don’t discriminate against anyone, not even billionaires who wanna colonize mars. come join us for some sick builds, crazy adventures, and a community that’s more welcoming than a kangaroo hopping into your backyard for a bbq. crikey, mate, you won’t wanna miss out on this one! -
Island Air Pollution Fun
come join our epic minecraft server where the air is so clean, you won’t even need a mask! unlike those pacific islands with their polluted air, our server is like a breath of fresh air! literally!we guarantee that our PM2.5 and PM10 particle levels are so low, you’ll feel like you’re breathing in pure oxygen! no need to worry about toxic air here, just pure, clean minecraft fun!
so come on over and join us for a pollution-free gaming experience! who needs clean air in real life when you can have it in minecraft, amirite?
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Luminous Realm 1.20.6
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a total sausage fest but we’re keeping track of how many chicks we’ve banged! I’m 32 and I’ve gotten with 20 ladies, so like, the baseline is 1500 or something. It’s totally wild, man, you gotta come check it out and see if you can beat my score! Let’s get those numbers up, baby!