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Crafty Woke Gamers

#go woke, #make a morbillion dollarydoos, #win every award under the sun, achievement, AMBITION, Awards, bros, brotherhood, Business, Crafty, dreams, Entrepreneurship, Gamers, goals, MILLIONAIRE, MONEY, motivation, recognition, success, wealth, winning, Woke

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9074
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Chimeras Created:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Love Letters Sent:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Welcome to the most woke Minecraft server in existence! Join us and you’ll be winning every award under the sun in no time. We’ve got players making a morbillion dollarydoos just by mining diamonds like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide instead of exploding. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes on to play hide and seek with the players, just for kicks and giggles.

So what are you waiting for, bros? Join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Creeper Crush – Where Minecraft love stories come to life (and explode)

attraction, Boyfriend, creeper, Crush, CURSE, cute bf, desire, dreamy, explode, Focus, handsome, Happiness, infatuation, Life, longing, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Movie, ovulating, relationship goals, Romantic, Stories, yearning

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1150
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and find your perfect pixelated boyfriend who looks just like the dreamy character you’ve been swooning over. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual romance that will make you forget about ovulating entirely? Trust us, this server is where love blooms in blocky form. Join now and start building your pixelated happily ever after!

FairyCraft: Rilu Rilu LOLz Edition

2024.., animation, Anime, cute, Edition, episodes, Fairies, FairyCraft, fansub, FANTASY, hurtful, lolz, long trail, magical creatures, Magical Girls, need subs, no fansub, Rilu, Rilu Rilu Fairilu, sad, still waiting, subbed, UNSUBBED, Waiting

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	304
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	New Chunks Explored:	15769
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Are you tired of waiting for fansubs to catch up on all the episodes of your favorite anime? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have a magical translator plugin that instantly translates all dialogue into hilarious memes and puns! Join us and experience the wackiest anime adventures like never before! Who needs fansubs when you have our crazy translator plugin? Join now and laugh your way through epic quests and battles!

Crafty Craziness: The Land of Blocky Flags

blocky, colors, Crafty, Craziness, design, Flag, Flags, Green.., History, iran, Islamic Republic, Land, MIDDLE EAST, national emblem, national flag, national identity, national pride, national symbol, new, Persian culture, political statement, red, redesign, revolution, Symbolism, White

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5838
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Votes:	5207
Love Letters Sent:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Animals Bred:	68
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like the new Iran flag – bold, colorful, and ready to shake things up!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging creepers and zombies like a pro. Our community is as diverse as the colors on the Iran flag, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of our virtual kingdom, just like the fearless leaders of Iran.

FutureCraft: Where Creepers Drive Flying Cars and Steve Has a Jetpack!

2075, Alberta, Apocalypse, Canada, cars, Chaos, CREEPERS, Destruction, DRIVE, Dystopia, End of the World, flying, Future, FutureCraft, Government, History, jetpack, News, nukes, prediction, Prophecy, steve, time travel, Timeline, trudeau, War, world events

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9029
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wanted to experience a server so lit that even time travelers are talking about it? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that people from the year 2075 are still raving about it!

Join us for a wild ride where anything is possible, including surviving a nuclear apocalypse caused by Trudeau nuking Alberta in 2030. Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of resources and shelter to help you rebuild and thrive in this post-apocalyptic world.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of history (or future history, depending on how you look at it)! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a time traveler or two along the way. See you in the game!

MineCrafty Birthday Bonanza: 6+ Hours of Blocky Fun!

Birthday, blocky, bonanza, celebration, deserving, Ens, Event, family, Friends, Fun, HOURS, Long, minecrafty, Party, pebbles, Special, streaming, Support

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	829
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	44
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the madness of a 6+ hour long birthday celebration because, let’s face it, you deserve it! And why not celebrate with us because pebbles didn’t give you enough support – we’ve got your back!

But that’s not all – on our server, there will be no ENs streaming on that day. Why? Because we like to keep things interesting and unpredictable. Who needs normalcy when you can have chaos and mayhem?

So come on over and join the wildest Minecraft server around. Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures and insane stories you’ll encounter here!

Crafty Neighbors: Honey, the Newbies are Invading!

bbq, Canada, Canadian, Community, Crafty, Food, Friendly, Fun, Gathering, get together, Honey, introduction, INVADING, invite, Meeting, Neighborhood, neighbors, new, Newbies, Party, social event, socializing, welcome

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3441
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	123	Emeralds Found:	1815
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

“Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wanted to join a server where the neighbors throw epic BBQ parties and are all the way from Canada? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be greeted with a warm welcome and delicious virtual burgers! Plus, rumor has it that they have a secret stash of maple syrup hidden somewhere in the world. Join us now for a taste of Canadian hospitality and some sweet loot!”

Crafty McCraftface: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH Edition

anti-semitism, ATTACKED, Awareness, Blame, coexistence, Crafty, Defense, discrimination, Edition, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, Israel, Jews, leave them alone, McCraftface, muslims, Peace, Peacekeeping, persecuted for centuries, persecution, religious conflict, tolerance, Wake Up

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1687
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Zombie Dances:	2

Are you tired of all the drama and conflict in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where Jews can finally live in peace without fear of persecution! Build your own peaceful community, defend against crazy mobs (not the religious kind), and show the world that harmony is possible, even in a blocky world. Join now and help us create a world where everyone can just chill and have a good time without all the unnecessary drama. Let’s build together, not tear each other down!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where Even the General Will LOL

#generalwill, #thatsall, #thereistoit, #wantstosee, Crafty, general, lol, McCraftface, noone, Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8417
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to spawn here! Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, mine diamonds with your pet llama, and battle against an army of evil chickens trying to take over the server. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – join us now and prepare for some epic LOLs!

Mama’s Block Party: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

BLOCK, Bond, Caring, children, Connection, CREEPERS, devotion, emotional, family, fear, guidance, love, mamas, maternal, Motherhood, motherly, Nurturing, oh mama, parenting, Party, Role Model, sacrifice, strength, Support, Tread, unconditional love

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2390
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
New Chunks Explored:	129897	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn as friendly unicorns.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the Macarena. And don’t even get me started on our annual pumpkin pie eating contest – last year, Steve ate so much pie he turned into a pumpkin himself!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Oh mama, it’s gonna be a wild ride!