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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5738
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we ask the important questions like, “Is bone pressed your real dick size?” Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Legend has it that if you join our server, you too may stumble upon such treasures and become the richest player in all the land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who has been known to challenge players to epic battles. Defeat the Dragon and earn the title of Dragon Slayer, along with bragging rights that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and discover a world of endless possibilities, hilarious moments, and maybe even uncover the truth about bone pressed dick sizes.

Ethos Realms

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7399
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Ethos Realms is a custom survival server containing features such as Guilds land protection, Charm Enchantments, and more! Join today for a free rankup @ Play.EthosRealms.net

Play.EthosRealms.Net

unexmc

Factions, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5292
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

An amazing MMORPG Classic survival! The server has everything you would want! Some of the features are: – Duel System – Skills System – Friends System – Custom Mobs – Custom Maps – Custom Items – Crates And GUILDS! What are guilds Well, it is the most amazing faction-like plugin, it allows you to create custom structures and to fight with other guilds for points and be first in the top! Join on our server now! We are happy to tell you more information in the server.

94.23.156.138:25580

Glassmc

Free Ranks, Jobs, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7288
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Farms Harvested:	789
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Ores Mined:	2426	Battle Standards Raised:	14

GlassMC is a towny server with jobs, earnable ranks, and a PLAYER driven economy. Create a thriving town or play alone.

Are you tired of players paying their way to the top? Well we don’t do that here. There is 0 monetization. Everything everybody has or will have will be earned through playing the server.

play.GlassMC.ca

Flufftopia

Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	589
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Astral Projections Made:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magic Items Found:	3252
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Welcome to Flufftopia, your friendly Minecraft economy server where players can dive into a vibrant virtual marketplace and a welcoming community.

In Flufftopia, players have the opportunity to establish their own shops, trade goods with fellow players, and explore various ways to earn wealth.

Beyond trading, Flufftopia encourages collaboration and friendship among players, whether it’s teaming up for building projects or participating in community events.

With moderators ensuring fair play and a dynamic world ready for exploration, Flufftopia offers an enjoyable Minecraft experience for players of all skill levels. Join us today and become part of the fun in Flufftopia!

flufftopia.apexmc.co

The Ludicrous Bin Network

Creative, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8816
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Animals Bred:	25	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

We are a Network Server. We have survival, creative, HardcoreSurvival, and Mini-Games. Also please note we do have a ontime like plugin but the only way to move up in the server is to be online and just be a decent person. Minecraft Version 1.12.2 don’t mind what this site says about version

mc.ludicrousbin.com

Semi-Vanilla

MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2070
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

I have started my own Semi-Vanilla minecraft server. Rules- No Griefing. No Chat Spamming. PvP is enabled and encouraged. Please be respectful. Please use common sense. Silk touching a spawner will drop the spawner. We use home commands as well as tpa. Please ” Try ” with your builds. And HAVE FUN!

142.4.198.85

Ultra dino server

Adventure, amazing, Auction, BUILD, Modded, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3854
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Towns Built:	9

This is the best dinosaur server in the world we have Fossils and archeology biomes o plenty thaumcraft, an amazing custom world (and a few other unique mods). You will surely enjoy the company on our server, everyone will help you out with anything you might need!The staff team might not be the biggest but it surely is the best and most active!Come and join us in the most popular Dinosaur minecraft modded server out there

158.69.22.179

Azengard Factions

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2879
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Astral Projections Made:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Azengard FACTIONS is a NEW FACTIONS server on the block! We provide a good Survival Experience for New players to play on we have a different types of stuffs to keep you busy on the server. we have Custom Help Guides, custom enchantments, Rank ups, Rentable Inns, Rentable Markets, and much more to keep you Busy. We will add Drop supplies soon so stay tuned for that. Come and Join Us now @ Azengard.mcho.us Discord Channel @ https://discord.gg/Svw3hYx Owner : Azethine Channel: http://youtube.com/azethine Owner : LimTheLime Channel: http://youtube.com/LimTheLime

azengard.mcho.us

Freetimegaming

Creative, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	979
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Hello, we are a very small server, but we still put a lot of effort into building maps and writing plugins. We look forward to seeing you 🙂 ! Ts: Freetimegaming.de

Freetimegaming.de

Minexilon

Chestshop, Economy, Jobs, MCMMO, Mythicdrops, Mythicmobs, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	413
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Crops Grown:	6614	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Animals Bred:	24
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Farms Harvested:	925	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

MinExilon a Towny survival server offers a player managed economy. We have Towny Mythic Drops McMMO Jobs and unique things made by us. We have Ranks that allow you to unlock new commands and advantages, making you more powerful the more you play.

play.minexilon.com