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Blocky Boner Adventures: Is Bone Pressed Your Real Size?

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4743
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Animals Bred:	144	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we ask the important questions like, “Is bone pressed your real dick size?” Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Legend has it that if you join our server, you too may stumble upon such treasures and become the richest player in all the land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who has been known to challenge players to epic battles. Defeat the Dragon and earn the title of Dragon Slayer, along with bragging rights that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and discover a world of endless possibilities, hilarious moments, and maybe even uncover the truth about bone pressed dick sizes.

Midcraft: Where you can semi-vanish into vanilla, just watch out for the invisible creepers in 1.21!

Active players, building, Community, CREEPERS, Custom, Event, Expanding, Exploration, Explore, Features, INVISIBLE, Ip:, Lore, lore building, Midcraft, multiplayer, semi anarchy, semivanish, Small, Start, sticking around, Summer event, Survival, Vanilla, watch, world

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8341
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Potions Brewed:	32
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Mines Excavated:	4856

Midcraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Midcraft
Server Type	Survival multiplayer
Custom Features	Added features to make the world more interesting
Community Size	Small but expanding
Server IP	midcraft.net

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Q: What type of server is Midcraft?

A: Midcraft is a survival multiplayer server based on vanilla gameplay with custom added features.

Q: Is there a community on Midcraft?

A: Yes, Midcraft has a small but ever-expanding community of players.

Q: Are there any ongoing events on Midcraft?

A: Yes, there is a summer event currently happening on Midcraft.

Q: How can I join Midcraft?

A: You can join Midcraft by using the server IP: midcraft.net

EndGame Minecraft Server

American G.I. Tyrone, BBC, blacked, Daughters, denazification, Endgame, Jew Führer, Jewish state, Khazaria, Kremlin, Minecraft, Natalia Poklonskaya, nato, president biden, putin, russia, Server, television, trump, white Russian women, world war 3, zelenskyy

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1656
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Star Shards Collected:	110
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us in a world where World War 3 has just ended, and the craziest things are happening.

🚀 Picture this: Russia just got their butts kicked by NATO, and now President Biden and the Jew Führer of new Khazaria Zelenskyy are partying it up in the Kremlin. But the real highlight? Natalia Poklonskaya getting BLACKED by American G.I. Tyrone with his 12-inch BBC. It’s like a soap opera, but with more blocky characters!

🎉 Join us as we celebrate the denazification of Russia, where white Russian women are spreading their legs to atone for their country’s sins. Putin and Trump are locked up, watching in horror as their daughters get BLACKED 24/7. It’s a wild ride, and you won’t want to miss out on the fun!

🔥 So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knew blocky characters could get up to so much mischief? 😉

EcoCraft Minecraft Server

adoption, boomer chains, Community, decentralized internet, EcoCraft, ecosystem, general, Green.., Jdoge, marketcap coins, Markets, memes, Minecraft, Mixer, open internet, open network, potential users, red, reddit, Server, Technology, Teg, Telegram, telegram app, Ton, TON ecosystem, tonchains, Trading, Utilities

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4751
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the crypto market? Look no further than our server – where even a child can start trading using boomer chains and other crazy technology designed by Telegram!

Join us for a decentralized and open internet experience with over 100,000,000 potential users – because who needs Reddit when you can be a part of something this insane? Our tonchains ecosystem is so green, it puts the Hulk to shame. We’ve got marketcap coins like Mixer (Ton’s monero) and Jdoge, which is the perfect mix of memes and utilities.

Don’t miss out on the madness – come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might just strike it rich while building your blocky empire!

DisMinecraftAbilityGF

adhd, autism, Chores, Communication, disability, DisMinecraftAbilityGF, Emotional support, family dynamics, Grief, Guilt, high functioning autism, Honesty, Hypocrisy, MELTDOWNS, misunderstandings, noise cancelling headphones, sensory overload, sibling rivalry, single parent, teenage relationships

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my brother’s excuses for not doing chores? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the chaos of everyday life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

Our server is so fun, even your brother’s girlfriend will want to join in on the action! Who knows, maybe she’ll even bake you a virtual cake while you’re mining for diamonds. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you based on your real-life responsibilities – here, everyone is equal, whether you have ADHD, autism, or just a love for building pixelated castles.

So come on over and leave the drama behind. Our server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and maybe even make some new friends. And hey, if you need a break from your brother’s antics, we’ve got plenty of virtual chores for you to tackle instead. Join now and let the adventure begin!

PixelatedPrestige

acceptance, Beliefs, conformity, culture, Happiness, image, Individuality, materialism, norms, Opinions, Perspectives, PixelatedPrestige, Popularity, Priorities, society, Status, success, Traditions, validation, VALUES, wealth

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9782
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of society’s boring standards and expectations? Do you want to break free and embrace your inner rebel? Then come join our Minecraft server where we value things like building giant statues of chickens, riding pigs into battle, and throwing parties with explosive cake!

Society may value things like money, success, and power, but on our server, the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can find and how many creepers you can blow up in one go. Join us and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even find the legendary golden llama!

So if you’re ready to ditch society’s boring values and embrace the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft server, then come on over and join us for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

CraftyUkrainian vs RussianSteel

aerial warfare, Attack, Company, Conflict, CraftyUkrainian, Defense, Drones, eastern europe, Espionage, industrial sabotage, international relations, Military, overnight raid, Russian, RussianSteel, steel mill, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, UKRAINIAN, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2835
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	55	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Towns Built:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis server, it’s crazier than a Ukrainian drone attackin a Russian steel mill in da middle of da night! Like, u won’t believe da epic battles and adventures u can have here. It’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and tanks. Plus, rumor has it dat da owner of da server is actually a secret agent who once saved da world from a zombie apocalypse using only a diamond sword and a stack of pork chops. So, if u wanna be part of da most insane Minecraft server ever, come join us now!

Ink & Pixels: The New Rebellion

anti-system, body art, body modification, clear skin, counterculture, culture, defiance, Expression, fashion, Identity, Individuality, ink, Mainstream, Ornaments, personal style, piercings, pixels, rebel, Rebellion, Self-expression, societal norms, tattoos, trend

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9827
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

LOL come join our minecraft server, where the only rebellion is having a skin without tattoos or piercings! we’re so mainstream that being basic is the new cool.

we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that give hugs instead of explosions.

our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. come join the party and be the ultimate rebel by being basic!

MycenaGenomeCraft

Adaptability, Biodiversity, Circumstances, environmental changes, Evolution, Fungi, Genes, genetic adaptation, genetic diversity, genetic makeup, genetic variation, genome size, large genomes, lifestyles, Mycena mushroom, MycenaGenomeCraft, Mycology, scientific research, species, study, unexpected

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Items Found:	2905
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Yo, dis server be like dem Mycena mushrooms, it got some unexpected big genomes, yo! Join dis server and adapt to different lifestyles like a chameleon on crack, yo! We got crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for ya, so come on and join da fun! Who needs boring old servers when you can join dis one and be part of something epic, yo! Let’s get weird and wacky together, cuz why not, right? Join now and let’s make some memories that will make even dem Mycena mushrooms jealous, yo!

TheGoodLands

Adventure, Caves, Challenges, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Customization, Enchantments, fortress, gameplay, Monsters, Mountains, Nature, Open Arms, Plains, Plugins, PvP, rainforests, Skills, Survival, Vanilla, vanilla server, Wild

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8646
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Welcome to THEGOODLANDS! Immerse yourself in a compelling gameplay experience where survival is your top priority, but with a touch of customization provided by our carefully curated plugins. Explore a vast world full of adventures, from lush rainforests to vast mountain ranges to mysterious underground caverns. The wild nature and enchantments of the Minecraft world await you every time you step foot in our server. Our friendly and active community will welcome you with open arms, ready to help and collaborate with you on your epic adventure. Build your refuge in the endless plains or construct an imposing fortress in the mountaintops – the choice is yours! Take advantage of our plugins to enrich your gameplay experience. With a wide range of features, you can customize your gameplay without compromising the essence of survival. From convenient controls to simplify the management of your buildings to protecting your properties, we have everything you need to make your journey even more exciting. Take on epic challenges, battle the most fearsome monsters and conquer our Minecraft Vanilla server, where your creativity and survival skills will be tested at every moment. Join our community today and start your adventure without limits!

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TYRALEX

Available positions, city hall, Courts, Create your own area, develop, Farms, General warehouse, Individual theme, Infrastructure, Kiosks, Laws, minecraft server, new season, politic, Real life replication, Roleplay, TYRALEX, Vanila, vanilla server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1866
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Love Letters Sent:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magic Items Found:	7828
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Vanilla server, partially replicating real life, with the ability to create your own area with an individual themeThere is infrastructure: courts, kiosks, city hall, general warehouse, farms, lawsThe new season has started, come in and develop first! Take up available positions for now!

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