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Putin’s Minecraft Server: DeputyDefenseMinisterGone
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Crafty Trump’s Billionaire Minecraft Server
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JoeCraft Biden’s Minecraft Server
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But wait, there’s more! Our staff team consists of a group of deranged llamas who will do everything in their power to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.
So why would anyone vote for this piece of shit? Because where else can you ride a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and build a house made entirely out of TNT? Join us now and embrace the madness!