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PollutionPurgeCraft
Yo, so like, this server is lit AF cuz we got like, a global scale of deaths caused by pollution laid bare, but like, in Minecraft form. Join us and witness the chaos as players battle it out in a post-apocalyptic world filled with toxic waste and mutant creatures. Will you survive the madness or become just another victim of the pollution? Only one way to find out, join us now and embrace the insanity! -
MommyMineBondingWeek
Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that and build your own virtual family drama instead!Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through tricky situations like deciding whether to let your mom help out with the new baby or risk upsetting your husband. Will you choose family harmony or stand your ground for some peace and quiet? The choice is yours!
Plus, on our server, you can create your own crazy stories and scenarios that will make you forget all about real life drama. Build your dream world, make new friends, and let your imagination run wild!
So why wait? Join us now and let the fun begin! Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft server full of endless possibilities and hilarious situations?
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Bedrock Bliss Minecraft Server
Are you tired of feeling like a total noob in the bedroom? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save your virtual love life! Join us and experience a world where your block-placing skills translate to epic moves between the sheets. Who needs Viagra when you have diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes to spice things up? Trust us, your partner will be begging for more once they see your redstone creations. So come on, join our server and get ready to mine, craft, and get freaky like never before! -
AutisticAntics Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any pesky boys following you around!Join us and leave behind the stress of dealing with social cues and awkward situations. Our server is a safe space for you to just chill and have fun without any drama. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who will never make you feel uncomfortable or harassed.
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where you can truly be yourself without any judgment or pressure. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave!
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Zelenskyy’s Illegitimate Server
so like, this server is like the craziest place to be, man. we got dragons flying around and unicorns prancing through fields of diamonds. but like, the best part is that our president is a legit unicorn named Zelenskyy. he’s so cool that even the far-right AfD in Germany called him “illegitimate” because they were jealous of his unicorn powers. but like, who cares about them when you can join our server and hang out with a legit unicorn president? come join us and boycott boring servers, man. unicorns rule! -
AZPBMD: Where chaos and simplicity collide! 1.20.6, no map resets, for Java and Bedrock!
Minecraft Server Overview
Host dontplaythisserver.com Website https://www.azpbmd.com/ Check us out at AZPBMD on TikTok and Instagram!
Rules:
- No hacked clients of any kind
- No x-raying of any kind
- The only approved clients are vanilla and optifine
- Any client that allows hacks will result in a ban
Warning: Chat is unmoderated, so if you are a parent you might consider this server inappropriate for your children.
FAQ
Q: When was the server created?
A: A Zombie Pigman Brooke My Door was created in late 2019.
Q: What are the rules of the server?
A: The rules are no hacked clients of any kind, no x-raying of any kind. The only approved clients are vanilla and optifine. Any client that allows hacks will result in a ban.
Q: Are there any specific server features?
A: The server stays up to date with the newest official Minecraft releases, runs minimal plugins for a true vanilla feel, and is Bedrock compatible. There is no AFK kick and no Vote to Win.
Q: Where can I find more information about the server?
A: You can visit the server’s website at https://www.azpbmd.com/
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Dumb Genius Craft
So, like, do you ever feel like you’re, like, super smart but also, like, really dumb at the same time? Well, this server is for you, my friend! We only accept players who understand how dumb they are, because let’s face it, we’re all a little bit stupid sometimes. But that’s what makes us special, right?Join our server for the chance to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless, just like our patience for players who can’t take a joke.
But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive mini-games like “Sheep Soccer” where you have to kick sheep into a goal while avoiding angry villagers, and “Creeper Dodgeball” where you have to dodge exploding creepers while trying to hit other players with snowballs. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s guaranteed to make you question your life choices.
So come join us on this wild ride of stupidity and creativity, because only the truly dumb can appreciate the genius of our server. Don’t be a square, be a cube!
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Time Warp Minecraft Server
Step into our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like you’ve hopped into a time machine set on turbo mode! Travel back to the prehistoric era where you can ride dinosaurs and build your own Jurassic Park. Or zoom into the future where robots rule the land and you can battle cyborgs in epic PvP battles.Join us for a wild ride through time and space, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So why settle for a boring old time machine when you can join our server and create your own crazy adventures? Time travel has never been so hilarious!
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CreeperCrafter69
Are you tired of bad sex in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the ultimate pleasure of building and crafting with a group of like-minded players! Bad sex on our server is like accidentally placing a block in the wrong spot and ruining your whole build. But good sex is like finding a hidden diamond ore and striking it rich with valuable resources! So come join us and get ready for some mind-blowing adventures in the world of Minecraft!