prehistoric animals that are still alive today Minecraft Servers

MineFitTips

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1143
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Meteorites Collected:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of being a Minecraft couch potato? Well, fear not, because our server is here to whip you into shape! Join us for the most epic workout of your virtual life as you mine, build, and battle your way to a six-pack of diamonds! Our trainers will teach you how to squat like a creeper, sprint like a spider, and jump like a slime. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to sweat your pixels off!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

aggression, Analysts, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Crisis, Defense, Dysfunctional, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, military command, military intervention, Minecraft, nato, political turmoil, putin, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Struggle, Ukraine, War

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9041
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

so like, u know how russia is like, having a tough time with ukraine and stuff? well, that’s cuz their military command is like, all messed up and stuff. like, they can’t even figure out which way is up, ya know?

but hey, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazier battles than russia and ukraine, like, seriously. our admins are like, top-notch strategists who will lead u to victory, no matter how dysfunctional u are.

plus, we got this secret weapon called the “potato cannon” that can shoot potatoes at ur enemies. yeah, u heard me right. potatoes. it’s like, the ultimate weapon of mass destruction in the minecraft world.

so come on over and join the fun! let’s show russia and ukraine how it’s really done in the world of minecraft. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure.

CheekyChechnyaCraft

Chechnya, CheekyChechnyaCraft, commend, Conflict, Diplomacy, Government, international relations, Invincible, leader, Military, Politics, power, praise, putin, russia, SECURITY, Speech, strength, Surprise, trip, Visit

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8163
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself has commended us for being invincible like russia! we have secret bases hidden in the mountains of chechnya where you can battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. our server is so awesome that even putin himself wants to join in on the fun. so what are you waiting for? come join us and show off your skills in the most epic minecraft server ever!

LOTRCraft NZ Dreamin’ Server

behind the scenes, cinematic history, Dreamin, fantasy films, film enthusiasts, film production, filming locations, iconic movies, iconic scenes, j.r.r. tolkien, lord of the rings, LOTRCraft, middle earth, movie buffs, movie filming, movie history, movie landmarks, movie locations, movie magic, movie trivia, new zealand, Peter Jackson, Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7835
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Holy Grails Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Divine Spears Created:	21
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

join this epic minecraft server where we recreate the entire lord of the rings world but with a twist! instead of fighting orcs and goblins, you’ll be battling giant chickens and evil bunnies!

imagine riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or building your own hobbit hole with a secret entrance that leads to a treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds.

our server is so immersive, you’ll swear you can hear the sound of orcs chanting in the distance, only to realize it’s just someone playing despacito on their jukebox.

come join us and experience the magic and madness of middle earth like never before. plus, we have free cake every friday! who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

SageCraft: Ageless Adventures

Adventures, age, ageless, chemotherapy, Healthspan, Longevity, natural extract, polyphenol-rich, SAGECraft, Salvia haenkei, Senescence

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9013
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

so, like, if u wanna live forever and be, like, super healthy and stuff, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz we got dis crazy extract from some plant called Salvia haenkei that will, like, make u live foreva and be super strong and stuff. like, forget about aging and all dat, just join dis server and u will be immortal, bro. plus, u can build cool stuff and hang out with other immortal peeps. so, like, why wait? join now and live forever, dude!

Blocky Bae’s Minecraft Server

Baes, blocky, double standards, empowerment, enjoyment, feminism, Gender Roles, Intimacy, mental health, Minecraft, Misogyny, negative hormones, patriarchal beliefs, Pleasure, sacrifice, self worth, Server, sex, sexual satisfaction, societal expectations, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, whore moans, WOMAN

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	400
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Animals Bred:	117	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild and wacky experience like no other! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear beyond their wildest dreams. But here’s the catch – the treasure was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas who only moved to the rhythm of disco music!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical potion that turns players into flying pigs who can soar through the skies and rain down bacon on unsuspecting mobs. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to epic dance battles using only their best block-building moves.

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs sanity when you can have this much fun? Join now and let the madness begin!

AstaGhFiruLLaH_MiNeCrAfT_SmP

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2208
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	1345
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and questionable decision-making.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a chicken wearing a top hat. Don’t ask questions, just go with it. Next thing you know, you’re in a heated dance battle with a group of creepers who have surprisingly good rhythm.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of lava pits and giant slime blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you participate in llama parades, dance battles with creepers, and ride an underground roller coaster all in one day? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. Join now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

DadBanned Minecraft Server

communication breakdown, cultural norms, DadBanned, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, financial independence, generational differences, Inheritance, Minecraft, office etiquette, parental approval, parental favoritism, professional boundaries, Resentment, Server, sibling communication, sibling rivalry, traditional values, workplace boundaries, Workplace Relationships

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5777
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Divine Spears Created:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world where you can build your own empire? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and creativity!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream hospital without any pesky VIP patients making inappropriate remarks. Create your own school where the principal is always retired and the students actually listen. And don’t worry about inheritance drama, because on our server, everyone gets their fair share of diamonds!

Join now and experience a world where you can kick out anyone who tries to crash your company fest, where in-laws are always invited and parents are always blocked on WhatsApp. Build your own family of blocky characters and show them who’s boss in this crazy, drama-free Minecraft server!

FakeMom’s Bday Bash – No Regrets

Bash, BDay, Birthday Party, Boundaries, Communication, fake behavior, fake friend, fake people, fake relationships, FakeMoms, family dynamics, friendship, god daughter, Honesty, loyalty, party etiquette, regrets, relationships, Respect, RSVP, social etiquette, step-daughter, Time management, Trust

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9964
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Our server is like a breath of fresh air compared to dealing with fake friends like the ones in this story.

Join our server and leave all the fake drama behind. We promise that none of our players will ever RSVP to your events and then ghost you, or invite your ex to a party without your consent. Plus, we guarantee that our players will actually show up to your birthday parties!

Don’t waste your time with fake friends, join our Minecraft server and game on in peace. Who needs drama when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? See you in the game!

BlockyDateNight

BlockyDateNight, Chick Flicks, cinematic love stories, classic movies, comedy, Date Night Movies, Drama, feel-good films, films for couples, foreign films, heartwarming films, Indie Films, love stories, modern romance, movie night, must-watch movies, relationship movies, Romantic adventures, romantic classics, romantic comedies, timeless classics

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3246
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	124
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	194
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	721937	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Are you tired of boring old movie nights with your significant other? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for a romantic movie date night! Imagine snuggling up with your boo while watching the latest block-buster hit on our virtual big screen. And if you get bored of the movie, you can always go on a virtual adventure together and slay some virtual dragons. Who needs Netflix and chill when you can have Minecraft and thrill? Join our server now for a movie night experience like no other!