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| Story | Description |
|---|---|
| The Great Creeper Parade | One day, all the creepers on the server decided to march through town in a synchronized parade. It was both terrifying and hilarious! |
| The Mystery of the Talking Pig | Rumors spread of a pig that could speak in perfect English. Players searched high and low to find this mysterious pig and uncover its secrets. |
Come on over to our server and experience the wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Don’t miss out on the laughs and excitement!