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| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 4742 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
