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Worst Minecraft Server Ever

character design, competitive queues, Deadlock, diversity hiring, early access, Frames Per Second, game development, game industry, gtav, indie company, mega-alpha, Minecraft, Minorities, passionate developers, performance issues, pre-pre-alpha, public streaming, Server, Steam, streaming platform, ugly characters, valve developers, WORST

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	914
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Animals Bred:	70	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Potions Brewed:	126	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!

Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!

Trillbox server Minecraft

economics, grief server, Mechanics, Minecraft, Quests, Trillbox, Version 1.17.1

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3525
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	4108
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Trillbox is a wonderful grief server on version 1.17.1 with unique quests, well-thought-out mechanics and economics.

45.151.91.99:25055

Limey Kek Minecraft Server

are, confusion, exasperation, funny, humor, internet culture, Kek, lime, Limey, meme, Minecraft, Online Community, Questioning, repeating, Server, social media, they, this.., trending, viral, why

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7767
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties whenever someone builds a giant statue of a potato? It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours.

Oh, and did I mention that our players have the ability to turn into giant chickens and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villages? It’s all in good fun, of course. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just remember to watch out for those laser-eyed pigs!

SAO Is Actually Decent Minecraft SMP

“anime criticism”, Anime, Anime Analysis, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime reviews, CLICKBAIT, decent, decent anime, forced hate, HateWatch, internet culture, Minecraft, Online Community, online content, opinion change, Popular Anime, SÃO, SAO controversy, SAO hate, smp, sword art online, Youtubers

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	998
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Magic Items Found:	2640
Emeralds Found:	5129	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like stepping into the world of Sword Art Online, minus the whole being trapped in a virtual reality death game thing.

Join us for epic battles against mobs, intense PvP showdowns, and maybe even a little romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Who knows, you might even find your Kirito or Asuna in the game!

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself haunts our virtual world, waiting to challenge unsuspecting players to a duel. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim victory?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to watch out for creepers and anime youtubers trying to ruin your fun!

ExWifeVsSoccerDadLOL

amicable, Boundaries, children, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, custody, Divorce, emotional reactions, ex wife, ExWifeVsSoccerDadLOL, family dynamics, parenting, personal space, Respect, soccer game, sole custody, Support, visitation weekend

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6926
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
New Chunks Explored:	398217	Towns Built:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild ex-wife story! Join us for some pixelated fun and outrageous adventures that will make you forget all about real life drama.

Reasons to join our server: 1. No ex-wives allowed – we promise no one will be telling you where to sit or how to cheer on your teammates here! 2. Build your own soccer field and show off your skills in a friendly match with other players. 3. Create your own custody arrangement for your virtual children and never worry about visitation weekends again. 4. Drive virtual cars away from confrontations with exes and leave the drama behind. 5. Be the master of your own pixelated destiny and never hear the words “You’ll be hearing from me about this!” again.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama at the door. Let’s build, explore, and laugh together in a world where ex-wives and soccer games can’t ruin your day!

NotYourAvgSteve – Minecraft SMP

false assumptions., falsely accused, judged unfairly, Minecraft, mischaracterized, misconceptions, misconstrued, misinterpreted, misjudged, misread, misrepresented, mistaken identity, misunderstood, not what they seem, NotYourAvgSteve, smp, Stereotypes, unfairly categorized, unjustly labeled, wrongly assumed, wrongly judged, wrongly labeled, wrongly perceived

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2694
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can reinvent yourself and show the world your true colors! We have a community of players who will never judge you based on assumptions. In fact, we have a player who everyone thought was a professional chef in real life because of his amazing food builds in the game, but in reality, he can’t even boil an egg! Join us and let your creativity run wild without any misconceptions holding you back.

CreeperLoveCraft

adventurous, arousal, Boundaries, Communication, consent, CreeperLoveCraft, Experience, experimentation, FANTASY, Intimacy, Passion, Pleasure, relationships, Roleplay, sex, shock, spontaneity, Surprising, taboo, Unconventional, unexpected

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4965
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8200
Magic Items Found:	7414	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	367133	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Zombie Dances:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only surprise is finding a diamond in a cave? Well, look no further because our server is full of unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a castle while being attacked by flying pigs or mining for resources only to stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

One time, a player was in the middle of a PvP battle when their opponent suddenly proposed marriage instead of fighting. And guess what? They said yes! Now they rule the server together as the ultimate power couple.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the unexpected is the norm.

SyriaSlayin’37ISIS

airstrikes, al-Qaida, Attack, CASUALTIES, Commanders, Conflict, extremism, i24NEWS, International, intervention, Isis, MIDDLE EAST, Military, SECURITY, strikes, Syria, SyriaSlayin37ISIS, Terrorism, terrorists, U.S, War

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	424
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Zombie Dances:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Votes:	6080	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the bomb dot com, fo realz! Let me tell you a lil’ somethin’ somethin’ about it.

So, like, imagine this: you log into the server and BAM! You’re greeted by a squad of killer llamas wearing diamond armor. They’re all like, “Welcome to the land of epicness, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’!”

But wait, there’s more! The server is run by a team of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of building pixelated pizza. They’ll hook you up with the dankest loot and show you the secret passages to the enchanted forest where unicorns roam free.

Oh, and did I mention the mini-games? There’s a spleef arena where you can battle it out with a pack of rabid chickens, a parkour course that will test your mad jumping skills, and a PvP arena where you can challenge other players to a duel to the death.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Blowing Flags Mineville

blowing, blowing in the wind, cultural identity, flag animation, flag depiction, flag design, flag history, flag imagery, flag movement, flag portrayal, flag representation, flag symbolism, flag usage, Flags, Media, Mineville, motionless, national pride, patriotism, symbolic meaning, Symbolism, visual representation

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3715
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Crops Grown:	8750
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Star Shards Collected:	273

come join our epic minecraft server where the flags are always blowing in the wind, even when there is no wind! it’s like magic, but better because it’s in minecraft!

we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. you can join them and become the ultimate llama disco dancer in the land!

our server is also home to a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs. yes, you read that right. diamond eggs. who needs regular eggs when you can have diamonds instead?

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. it’s the hottest roller coaster in town, literally!

so what are you waiting for? come join our crazy minecraft server and experience all the wackiness for yourself!

Virtual Vibe Minecraft Server

alternative to Hololive, anniversary, celebration, Cheating, Community, controversy, Despicable, donation drives, Drama, fake cripple, indies, Minecraft, relationship, scandal, secret, Server, Stagnation, stealing, toxic-free, unlikable, VIBE, virtual, virtual idols, vtubing

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2409
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of the same old drama and toxicity in the Vtuber community? Looking for a server that’s full of laughter, fun, and pure chaos? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is filled with the craziest characters you’ll ever meet, from a llama who thinks he’s a wizard to a chicken who’s convinced he’s the king of the server.

But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground bases, treasure hunts that will test your wits, and even a giant pink unicorn that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like this before.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Hololive when you’ve got us? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one laugh at a time!

His Toblerones? Minecraft SMP

almonds, brand, Chocolate, comfort food, confectionery, cravings, creamy, DELICIOUS, dessert, guilty pleasure, His Toblerones, Honey, iconic, indulgence, Minecraft, nougat, smp, snack, SWEET, Swiss chocolate, Toblerones, Treat, Triangular

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8279
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Emeralds Found:	7624

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…we have an exclusive partnership with Toblerone and every player gets their very own virtual Toblerone to munch on while they mine away. That’s right, you can chomp on chocolatey goodness while building your dream castle! But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world…or maybe just the server, we’re not entirely sure. Join now and become a part of this wacky world where anything is possible, even if it involves llamas with grand ambitions and chocolatey treats!