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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 3090 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 24 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
