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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 4665 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 428 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2796 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 399 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 33 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.