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Balding Steve’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Bad Luck, balding, baldness curse, baldness despair, baldness frustration, baldness gene, baldness genetics, baldness inheritance, baldness misfortune, baldness struggle, baldness woes, genetic predisposition, genetics, hair genetics, hair loss, Hereditary, male baldness, male pattern baldness, Minecraft, self-pity, smp, Steves, Unfortunate

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4906
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Emeralds Found:	717	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even the pixels on your character’s head can’t escape the wrath of male pattern baldness! Join us for a wild ride filled with hair-raising adventures and bald jokes galore.

Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are losing their hair trying to blow you up. But don’t worry, we’ve got potions of hair growth to help you out in case you start feeling a little too shiny on top.

And if you think you’ve got what it takes to survive in a world where even the chickens are rocking toupees, then come on down and show us your skills. Who knows, you might just become the bald king of the server!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner baldness and have a laugh while doing it, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, hair today, gone tomorrow!

Anon’s Crazy Craft Minecraft Server

Anons, Craft, crazy, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3004
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Farms Harvested:	695	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja sheep who will protect you from any creeper attacks. Yes, you heard that right, ninja sheep!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies. It’s lit, literally!

3. Our server has a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Who wouldn’t want to explore a world made of sugary goodness?

4. We host weekly llama races where you can ride llamas and compete for the title of Llama Champion. Trust me, it’s a sight to behold!

5. The owner of the server is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on /UHG/ and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft SMP: RWBY Trash General Combat Ready Edition

Combat, combat ready, E-Celebs, Edition, general, IRL politics, Lies, love-hate, Minecraft, pastebin, Patch, porn, Previous thread, Ready, rooster teeth, Rooster Teeth shutdown, RT Archive, RWBY, RWBY discussion, RWBY Trash, RWBYG, Scarletverse, Ships, smp, Spam, Trash, troll posts, viz media

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3200
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Crops Grown:	2978	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Our server is all about one thing: RWBY. Love it, hate it, just don’t you dare tell us it’s good. We’ve got a strict rule against that kind of positivity around here.

But that’s not all – we’ve got crazy events happening all the time. Just last week, Rooster Teeth shut down and now all RWBY content can only be found on a mysterious website called rtarchive.org. And get this, RWBY has been bought by Viz Media! Who saw that coming?

If you want to join in on the madness, make sure to read the Pastebin because Patch will rise again and you don’t want to miss out on that. And remember, don’t believe their lies. Who knows what kind of shenanigans are going on in this server? So come on, join us and let’s have a blast in this wild world of RWBY Minecraft!

Crafty Falcom Server #2172

AI translations, Crafty, Falcom, Falcom Games, Falcom General, Figure, interview, Kai no Kiseki, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, nordics, Oath in Felghana, President of Falcom, releases, Server, Soundtrack, Toshihiro Kondo, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak, translation patches, Updates, Ys

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7942
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Towns Built:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun).

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as wacky and fun-loving as you are. We’ve got everything from giant pixel art statues of your favorite video game characters to secret underground bases filled with treasure. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not, but a player can dream).

But that’s not all! We also host weekly events like “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can build the craziest structure in a limited amount of time. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy that they can proudly display in their virtual mansion (because who needs real trophies anyway?).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret it a little).

Wednesday Night Minecraft SMP

9 o’clock, Booking, botches, Buzz, confusion, Delusion, discord gang, dynamite, Flippin, hype, Minecraft, night, Punches, Ratings, smp, snoozes, tired fans, TONY KHAN, Wednesday, Wednesday Night, Yawns

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9132
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	373	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magic Items Found:	5633
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a Wednesday night Dynamite show – full of botches, snoozes, and yawns! Join Tony and his discord gang as they navigate through the confusion and delusion of our server. With low ratings and punches that are light, you’ll never have a dull moment. Get ready for some flippin’ fun and join us for a wild ride that’ll leave you saying, “What in the world did I just experience?” So come on and join the chaos, because who needs a good server when you can have a hilariously bad one instead!

TrollWars

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	635
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mines Excavated:	1247	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Join our Skyblock server – custom currencies, worlds, an adventure, dedicated staff team, and so much more! Skill progression, player level, lootboxes, events and other features that makes this experience on this server like no other. Joined YouTuber Boffy, come and check out our server and start grinding today!

ms.trollwars.net

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clan battles, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Youtubers

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9735
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Meteorites Collected:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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MEGAA1.MCMCMC.RU

Newbies Only Minecraft Server

Anons, discovery, embracing change, experimentation, Exploration, facing fears, fear, fear of failure, fear of the unfamiliar, fear of the unknown, Minecraft, Newbies, overcoming fear, personal growth, Self Discovery, Server, stepping out of comfort zone, trying new activities, trying new adventures, trying new experiences, trying new hobbies, trying new things

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7981
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
New Chunks Explored:	776180	Meteorites Collected:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player, sticking to the same old servers and never venturing out of your comfort zone? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown with the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground rollercoaster that will make you question your very existence.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just imagine the riches you’ll acquire with your very own Diamond Chicken by your side.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and discover a whole new world of excitement and absurdity? Trust us, once you’ve experienced the madness of our server, you’ll never want to go back to being a basic Minecraft player again.

Minecraft SMP – /f1/ Relentless Formula One General – Hibernation Edition

2024 WCC Standings, 2024 WDC Standings, 2024 WEC Standings, Abu Dhabi win, Bottas, Countdown to Ricciardoland GP, Edition, f1, F1 Essentials, FantasyGP.com, Fernando Alonso, ferrari, FIA swearing punishment, Formula, Formula Autism, general, grid penalty., Hamilton, HIBERNATION, Hibernation Edition, Lap 7568, leclerc, mclaren, McLaren title bid, Mercedes farewell, Minecraft, Nico Hülkenberg, norris, Piastri crash, Previous thread 146066145, RELENTLESS, Relentless Formula One General, Sainz, smp, Toto Wolff, verstappen, williams

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5760
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Ricciardoland GP, more twists and turns than a Nico Hülkenberg race, and more chaos than a Fernando Alonso win drought!

Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life as we navigate through the WDC Standings where Verstappen is dominating like a pro, Norris is making McLaren proud, and Hamilton is saying goodbye with no more tears left to cry.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the WCC Standings where McLaren is taking home the constructors’ title for the first time since 1998, Ferrari is feeling the burn of a narrow loss, and Red Bull is serving up FIA swearing punishments like there’s no tomorrow.

And don’t forget about the WEC Standings where Perez is on fire, Hamilton is holding strong, and STR is making moves like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey filled with twists, turns, and plenty of grid penalties that may never be served. It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, and you won’t want to miss out on the madness!

Alpine Pixelmon

Adventure, Alpine Pixelmon, Cities, Competitive Playerbase, Custom Storyline, Economy, Exploration, legendary pokemon, Minecraft, Parkour, Pixelmon, pokemon, PvE, Quests, Regional forms, Repeatable Quests, Roleplay, Survival, Unique Region

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4047
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2731
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

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