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  • PixelPeek-a-BooCraft

    PixelPeek-a-BooCraft
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 8282
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild porno scene that will leave you scarred for life (in a good way, of course)! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and experiences that will have you questioning your sanity and your internet search history. From explosive creeper encounters to scandalous pig races, our server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat (or your bed, we don’t judge). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and prepare to have your Minecraft world rocked like never before!

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  • ExGFpaintingGoneLOL

    ExGFpaintingGoneLOL
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 6835
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runes Activated: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Chimeras Created: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Emeralds Found: 1466 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique as a painting of your ex having sex? Look no further! Our server is like no other, just like that one-of-a-kind piece of art your girlfriend made. Join us for a world filled with creativity and self-expression, just like how your girlfriend values her painting as a portfolio piece.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater-themed world and experience ripples of excitement as you explore. Just like how the ripples in the painting obscure the faces and bodies, our server will keep you guessing at every turn.

    And if you’re worried about running into your girlfriend’s ex in-game, don’t be! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of dating history or ethnicity. So come on in and leave your worries at the door – just like how your girlfriend keeps her painting hidden in a closet.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and let your creativity run wild, just like how your girlfriend’s ex did in that painting. It’s a fuzzy line between art and exes, but on our server, the only thing you’ll be painting is a masterpiece of fun and laughter. See you there!

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  • AstroPleasureCraft

    AstroPleasureCraft
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 3370
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 23 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 282 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 47

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world…literally! Join us on our intergalactic adventure where you can build your own spaceship, mine for moon rocks, and battle aliens for diamonds!

    But that’s not all, we also have a special event called “Space Porno Night” where players can gather to watch hilarious outer space-themed adult films together. Who knew that aliens had such wild parties in space? So come join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

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  • DeifCraft: The Ultimate Block Warfare

    DeifCraft: The Ultimate Block Warfare
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 6716
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8334

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  • ChocoCraft: Heavy Metal Havoc

    ChocoCraft: Heavy Metal Havoc
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 7746
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Mines Excavated: 1379 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 35 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

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    yo yo yo, listen up gamers!! if you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, then you gotta check out this one!! why, you ask? well, let me tell ya!

    first of all, we got cocoa products for days, man! like, we’re talkin’ CHOCOLATE GALORE up in here! but get this, our chocolate is so wild that it may exceed safety guidelines for heavy metals! that’s right, you could be munchin’ on some lead and cadmium while playin’ Minecraft, how crazy is that?!

    but wait, it gets even better! our organic options are the WORST offenders! like, who knew being healthy could be so dangerous, amirite?! so if you wanna live life on the edge and risk heavy metal poisoning while building your dream house in Minecraft, then you gotta join our server!

    oh, and did i mention that 43% of our cocoa products exceed the maximum allowable dose for lead, and 35% exceed the limit for cadmium? like, those are some INSANE numbers, bro! so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most dangerous chocolate-filled Minecraft adventure of your life! let’s get this party started, woo!! 🍫🎉🎮

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  • Karlsson’s Mildly Peculiar Java-licious Season 3 Whitelisted Server

    Karlsson’s Mildly Peculiar Java-licious Season 3 Whitelisted Server
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 8172
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Magic Items Found: 8549
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8

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    karlssonSMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/cadence-of-hyrule-full-soundtrack/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 3 has just launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    • Custom Armor Statues: Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    • Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads: Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    • Anti-Grief Measures: Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
    • Multiplayer Sleep: Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    • Shopping District: Enjoy a community-driven shopping district.
    • 10k World Border: Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
    • Squaremap: The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
    • Map Resets: Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
    • Simple Voice Chat: Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    • Player Head Drops: Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    • Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
    • Location: Europe
    • Current Version: 1.21

    ⏩ How to Join:

    Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

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  • CraftyCapitalism Minecraft Server

    CraftyCapitalism Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 9921
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28 Animals Bred: 126
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6

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    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves riding a flying pig while battling a giant zombie with a diamond sword. And that’s just a taste of the craziness you’ll encounter on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! How about the time when a player stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers? Or when someone accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake that attracted hordes of hungry zombies? The possibilities are endless on our server, where infinite growth is not just a goal, it’s a way of life.

    So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

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  • The Mining Medalchads – Minecraft SMP

    The Mining Medalchads – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 6670
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

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    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Only the top 5 gold medal countries are allowed to post in this thread because we only want the best of the best (sorry, silver and bronze countries, maybe next time).

    Join our server if you want to participate in epic battles where the winner gets a real-life golden pickaxe (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). We have insane events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible. And don’t even get us started on our “Sheep Racing” competition – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a sheep zooming around a track at lightning speed.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where only the most elite players are allowed entry. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be found. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous adventures of your life! Just make sure you’re from one of the top 5 gold medal countries, or else you’ll have to sit this one out.

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  • HouseWarmingCraft Minecraft Server

    HouseWarmingCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 1057
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Potions Brewed: 130
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

    Are you tired of house-hunting woes like our friend here? Well, on our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about sneaky friends stealing it from under your nose!

    Join us and experience the thrill of finding the perfect plot of land, crafting your ideal home, and hosting epic garden parties with your virtual dog (who never needs to be walked)!

    Don’t let your friends rain on your parade – on our server, the only competition is who can build the most outrageous, envy-inducing mansion!

    So come on over and let your creativity run wild – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

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  • OpinionatedSisGTFO

    OpinionatedSisGTFO
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 5729
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my sister Izzie’s relationship advice? Look no further! Join our server where we believe in the 4-minute rule – if you haven’t built a house in Minecraft within 4 minutes, you’re not serious about survival and you’re a walking redstone block!

    Just like Izzie, we have strict rules about commitment and building strong connections with other players. If you haven’t proposed a trade within 4 minutes, you might as well be a creeper blowing up relationships left and right!

    But don’t worry, we also support unconventional relationships like mine with my boyfriend of 12 years. We don’t need a Minecraft marriage to be happy, and neither do you! So come join us and prove Izzie wrong – who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough!

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  • DeifDownInCraft

    DeifDownInCraft
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 4889
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4987 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 439
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6

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    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we confirm the craziest things like deif getting rekt by israel! u can be part of the action and witness the madness unfold in our virtual world! build ur own base and defend it from crazy attacks just like deif did (rip deif). join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction! #minecraftmadness #deifgotowned #israelrules

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  • MetalManiaCraft

    MetalManiaCraft
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 8118
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 22 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Epic Battles Fought: 12

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    Yo, yo, listen up, gamers! If you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there, then you gotta check out this one! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’…

    This server is so epic, it’s like a mix of Cadmium, Tungsten, Uranium, Copper, Cobalt, and Zinc all rolled into one! And get this, playing on this server will give you a 29% increased chance of getting that sweet cardiovascular disease! Who wouldn’t want that, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you’ll also have a 66% increased risk of death! That’s right, death! Who needs respawning when you can just kick the bucket for real, right?

    So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the medical conditions you’ll develop while playing! Join now and start your journey to the afterlife today!

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  • CraftyAzurLaneServer

    CraftyAzurLaneServer
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 683
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Endless Legions Commanded: 19 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

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    🤣 Join our Minecraft server for the most epic event of all time – the OngoingFrog Event Interlude of Illusions! 🐸 From July 25th to August 7th, you can unlock SSR Strasbourg, SSR L’Audacieux, SR DupleixRQ skins for new botes, and even Hammann, Joffre L2D, U-96Zuikaku STI collab skin! Plus, uncover secrets for Hwah Jah, Friedrich Carl, and Royal Fortune – it’s like a treasure hunt, but in Minecraft! 🏴‍☠️

    But remember, bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates – we don’t want any lost souls wandering around in the Minecraft world! And just FYI, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord – we communicate through telepathy, obviously. 🔮

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server filled with endless adventures, crazy events, and a community like no other! Join now and let the fun begin! 🚀 #MinecraftMadness

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