| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 6411 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 | Epic Quests Completed: | 16 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 47 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
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| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 3346 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 41 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days. From building epic structures to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all! We have exclusive content like 3D debuts, debut performances, and even unarchived Twitter spaces that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
And if you’re a fan of music, we’ve got you covered with a playlist of all the covers and songs our talented players have released. Plus, don’t forget to check out our merch store for some epic swag.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 9363 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 43 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Join us for a chance to ride minecart cable cars up and down the steep hills, visit the pixelated Golden Gate Bridge, and even explore a replica of Alcatraz prison (but don’t worry, there are no real prisoners…we think).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting world domination. Will you join them or thwart their evil plans? The choice is yours!
So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to in our virtual San Francisco!
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 4219 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 2418 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
We promise not to judge you for splurging on a steam deck, even if it means walking everywhere because you’re broke from paying your mom’s bills. Our community is all about supporting each other, even if it means sacrificing gas money for virtual adventures.
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than a family argument over spending habits. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 7179 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 433251 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 29 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where stepbrother crushes are a thing of the past. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious stories and outrageous adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to stepbrother crushes once and for all. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 6436 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 2975 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 6868 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato hidden deep within the Nether realm. But beware, for the server is also home to the elusive “Dancing Creeper” who will challenge you to a dance-off for epic loot.
And ladies, if you think you can handle the madness, then come on down and show us what you’ve got! Who knows, you might just become the queen of the server and earn the title of “Minecraft Goddess”.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of WTF moments! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 8033 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 7437 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 31 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE RUSSIAN MISSILES AND ZOMBIES THAT FIGHT LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A BLOCKY WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, EVEN PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN A WORLD WHERE UKRAINE IS THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES!
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 3487 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 144 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 9815 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 25 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 1337 |
