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Kagura Bachi’s Fun Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Bachis, Based, Demons, Epic, FANTASY, folklore, Fun, Japanese culture, kagura, Kagurabachi, Legendary, Manga, Minecraft, Powerful, Samurai, Server, SHONEN, Supernatural, sword fighting, Traditional, warrior, yokai

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4968
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4221	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a chance to ride on the back of a dragon made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the disco llama. Witness its dazzling dance moves and join in on the fun as it leads you on a wild scavenger hunt for hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Chrome SMP: > Gets An Influx Of Users Minecraft SMP

browser, bugs, Challenges, Chrome, coding, Development, enshittification, extensions, Feedback, glitches, IMPROVEMENTS, influx, influx of users, Issues, manifest v3, Minecraft, process, programming, smp, software, Technology, Troubleshooting, Updates, user experience, Users

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6910
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

3. Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will peck anyone who dares to grief or cheat. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Cluck Norris.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear at the bottom of a lava lake. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to retrieve it without getting burned to a crisp.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

BlockNeighborLawsuit

BlockNeighborLawsuit, dog attack, dog bite, dog leash laws, dog owner liability, financial compensation, insurance coverage, lawsuit, legal action, legal responsibility, lost wages, medical bills, neighbor dispute, neighbor negligence, neighbor relationship, nerve damage, permanent damage, personal injury, property rights, trespassing, vicious dog

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	268
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of neighborly disputes taken to the next level!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, your neighbor’s dog attacks you! But wait, there’s more! You end up in the hospital with a serious infection, all because of a friendly visit gone wrong. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the chaos of neighborly drama, dog attacks, and hospital visits. Will you be the one to sue for lost wages, medical bills, and permanent damage? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server!

SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP

acceptance, aging, Experience, Gratitude, gray hair, health concerns, Life Changes, Maturity, Memory Loss, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, resilience, Retirement, Self Discovery, Surprise, SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2475
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate virtual midlife crisis! We’ve got players building retirement homes, starting virtual businesses, and even hosting bingo nights in-game. Who knew getting older could be this much fun in Minecraft? So come join us and see what surprises await you in our wacky world of aging adventures!

BlockPartySingle

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8004
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the ultimate place for all the single players out there looking for love…or diamonds. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side, am I right?

Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your single status. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest ores can only be found by those flying solo. So if you’re ready to mingle with creepers and skeletons instead of potential partners, this is the server for you.

Who needs a significant other when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join our server now and embrace the single life like never before!

SqueezyCraft – High Harmonic Fun

bright squeezed vacuum, coherent control, Fun, Harmonic, harmonic generation, HIGH, high-harmonic generation, laser physics, Nature Physics, nonlinear dynamics, nonlinear optics, optical engineering, optical physics, photonics, quantum coherence, quantum electrodynamics, Quantum Mechanics, quantum optics, quantum phenomena, quantum technology, squeezed states, SqueezyCraft, ultrafast science, vacuum fluctuations

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9799
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Runes Activated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

so, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the mobs are all wearing party hats and the creepers explode in confetti instead of blowing stuff up. it’s like a never-ending birthday bash in the world of blocks and pixels.

you gotta join this server because the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. it’s a total circus of fun and craziness.

plus, there’s this secret level where you can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. it’s like a sci-fi fantasy dream come true.

come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

FightMine – 1.16.5 Minecraft server

1.16.5, Active, Community, Custom, Economy, Events, Factions, FightMine, Friendly, Minecraft, Minigames, Plugins, PvP, PvPvP, Roleplay, RPG, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1501
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4221
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

The owner of the “FightMine – 1.16.5” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

go.fightmine.ru

Nude Creeper Minecraft Server

2007, character creation, Character customization, creeper, emotionally invested, FANTASY, Female Characters, gaming memories, Huge Tits, immersive experience, Minecraft, modding community, Nostalgia, Nude, nude mod, oblivion, PC Gaming, role playing, RPG, Server, Swinging, Throwback, video games, virtual worlds

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6395
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring back the nostalgia of the good ol’ days when nude mods were all the rage! Imagine creating your character with “in depth” customization options, only to be shocked by the ridiculously huge swinging tits that would make Oblivion blush. Join us for a wild ride as we bring back the hilarity and absurdity of gaming in 2007(ish). Who needs realistic graphics when you can have characters with physics-defying body parts? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing for days!

Cock Smell Minecraft SMP

body odor, Cock, cocksmell, Curiosity, fetish, hygiene, intimate discovery, Minecraft, musky smell, olfactory senses, personal experience, pheromones, scent attraction, SELF AWARENESS, self pleasure, self-acceptance, self-exploration, sexual arousal, sexual desire, smell, smp, sniffing, taboo, unique scent

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3905
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Dragon Eggs Found:	3286
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house and taming a few wolves? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in wacky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its unique scent-based gameplay. That’s right, we encourage all players to embrace their inner scent connoisseur and sniff out the best aromas in the game. Whether it’s the sweet musk of a freshly mined diamond or the pungent aroma of a creeper explosion, there’s no shortage of delightful scents to discover.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the intoxicating world of cocksmell like never before. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop sniffing!

DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

abandonment, Boundaries, couch surfing, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Drama, Emotional support, family, financial support, fresh start, guilt tripping, lost puppy, Marriage, Minecraft, mother figure, mutual friends, Peace, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, Server, sibling, suffocation

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	441
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further than our server! We won’t let your brother Jake move in and disrupt your virtual life like he did in real life. Our server is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any family drama.

Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. No more guilt-tripping family members or suffocating emotional reliance here – just pure fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-couch-surfing policy, so you won’t have to worry about your brother crashing on your virtual couch either.

So come join us on our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast building epic structures and exploring new worlds? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a brother who can’t take a hint.