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MissileCraft Server: Iran’s Never-Ending Arsenal

Arsenal, ballistic missiles, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Iran missile programme, Iran president, Iran’s, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile programme, MissileCraft, Neverending, nuclear capabilities, nuclear weapons, president, regional tensions, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, weapons development.

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3223
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Zombie Dances:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

so, like, this server is like, the bomb dot com, just like iran’s missile programme, ya know? like, we never gonna give up on making this server the best ever! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, just like iran’s missiles blow stuff up! come join us and be part of the explosive fun! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure! BOOM!

GlacialGoneWild

adaptation strategies, Central Asia, climate change, climate crisis, disappearing ice, ecological balance, environmental crisis, environmental degradation, environmental impact, environmental policy, extreme weather events, glacial melt, glacial retreat, GlacialGoneWild, global warming, melting glaciers, natural disasters, Sustainable development, vulnerable ecosystems, water resources, water scarcity

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4513
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Runes Activated:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

lol u ever heard of a minecraft server that made glaciers disappear?? yea dat’s right, on our server the glaciers be melting faster than u can say “diamond pickaxe”. u gotta join us and help save central asia from becoming a giant water park, cuz let’s be real, nobody wants to swim in glacier water. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground base where the last glacier is being kept safe by a group of polar bears in tuxedos. join now before it’s too late and all u see is water, water, and more water. #savetheglaciers #polarbearswithstyle

Toes in the Dirt

ancient practices, Body Care, cleanliness, cleanliness habits, cultural beliefs, Dirt, dirty feet, foot care, foot health, foot hygiene, foot washing, historical views, hygiene, hygiene practices, hygiene rituals, personal grooming, self-care, toe cleaning, toe hygiene, toe scrubbing, Toes, traditional beliefs

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	785
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Votes:	8043	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magic Items Found:	3698	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we scrub between our toes for good luck before every battle! our players have the cleanest feet in all of minecraft land, and we dominate the competition with our extra toe-scrubbing powers. plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret toe-scrubbing mini game where you can win rare items and power-ups. so what are you waiting for? scrub those toes and join us now!

Pixelated Politician PVP

abuse of power, Corruption, crime, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal justice system, criminal politicians, gender inequality, Government, India, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, pixelated, politician, Politics, PvP, Researcher, scandal, Social Issues, society, violence, Women

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8192
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Mines Excavated:	1532

come join our epic minecraft server where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds while they’re not looking! forget about those criminal politicians in india, here you can be the ruler of your own kingdom and protect your land from any wrongdoers. plus, our researchers have found that playing on our server actually decreases crime rates in the real world! so come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only crime is not having enough fun!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

15 year old boy, cancer diagnosis, Comforting, compassion, death, emotional, end of life, family, Grief, gut-wrenching, Heartbreaking, Illness, Loss, love, Minecraft, PALS, PIXEL, Server, Siblings, sobbing, Support, terminal cancer, terminal illness, Younger Brother

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8165
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	101
Secret Passages Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel all the feels? Look no further! Our server is so emotional, it’ll have you comforting your younger siblings like a pro in no time. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through virtual worlds and real-life tears. Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you cope with the harsh realities of life? Join now for a truly gut-wrenching experience!

Virginity Lost Minecraft SMP

Celibacy, life choices, Lost, Minecraft, personal boundaries, Self Discovery, self love, self-acceptance, sexual confidence, sexual desire, Sexual empowerment, sexual experience, sexual exploration, sexual freedom, sexual fulfillment, sexual identity, sexual liberation, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, smp, societal expectations, VIRGINITY, virginity stigma

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3492
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Emeralds Found:	7570	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Towns Built:	5

Are you tired of trying to impress people to lose your virginity on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the celibate lifestyle! Who needs pussy when you have diamonds, right? Join us and revel in the glory of being a Minecraft virgin forever! Plus, we have a secret underground cult dedicated to worshipping the elusive Ender Dragon. Who needs sex when you have dragon rituals, am I right? So come join us and embrace the celibate life – it’s the way to go!

WeddingDitcherCraft

blood thinning injections, Boundaries, Bridesmaid, Challenges, Communication, compassion, Decision making, Empathy, friendship, guilt trip, health, HG, Illness, morning sickness, PCOS, Pregnancy, self-care, Support, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingDitcherCraft

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1261
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchantments Applied:	86	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Votes:	1798	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any bridesmaids guilt-tripping you! Join us and leave the morning sickness behind as you explore endless possibilities in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs toxic friends when you have a community of fellow players ready to support you through thick and thin (or should we say, thick and brick)? Say goodbye to guilt trips and hello to epic adventures on our server!

JobSucksMinecraftSMP

bad boss, difficult work conditions, frustrating job, job experience, JobSucksMinecraftSMP, lack of support, long hours, low pay, micromanagement, negative work culture, no growth opportunities, overworked, repetitive tasks, stressful work environment, terrible coworkers, toxic workplace, unappreciated, Underappreciated, underpaid, unfulfilling work, worst job

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6155
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Star Shards Collected:	204	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly diamond? Sick of getting griefed by creepers every time you build a beautiful house? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our Minecraft SMP where the only job experience you’ll need is being a professional block breaker! Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans, like the time a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake (don’t worry, they ate their way out) or when a group of players started a llama parade through the town square.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunts! Rumor has it that there’s a secret stash of enchanted golden apples hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a pack of evil bunnies. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful place as the server’s richest player?

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a good sense of humor!

MeanCraft Redemption

bullying, CHANGE, Empathy, forgiveness, Former Mean Girls, FRIENDSHIPS, high school, introspection, Kindness, MeanCraft, personal growth, re-evaluate, Redemption, Reflection, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, social dynamics, transformation, treated people

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9946
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ores Mined:	5319
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Are you tired of being a former mean girl and want to make a change in your virtual life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where bullying is not allowed and kindness is key.

Our server is filled with former mean girls who have seen the error of their ways and are now spreading positivity and good vibes. Imagine building a rainbow castle with your former enemies or going on a quest to find the lost treasure of the Kindness Kingdom.

So come on and join us, because on this server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding what color to dye your sheep!

Trump’s Target Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, ASSASSINATE, Assassination, attempted assassination, Book, Conspiracy, criminal charges, ex-president, extremist ideology, iran, law enforcement investigation, man, Minecraft, political assassination, security risk, Server, Target, Terrorism, threat, trump, Trumps, trying to kill, urging, wrote

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6773
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Star Shards Collected:	173
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

so like, u know how there’s this server that’s like, totally lit? well, this server is like, the ultimate place to be, man. like, we got so much cool stuff going on, u won’t even believe it.

first off, we got this dude who tried to kill Trump, but get this, he also wrote a book telling Iran to assassinate the ex-president. like, what even is that? it’s so crazy, it’s like something out of a movie.

but wait, there’s more. on this server, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. u can ride a chicken into battle and fight off hordes of evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword.

and if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground base where u can join forces with other players to take down the evil Ender Dragon and save the world from certain doom.

so come join us on this epic Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of brain damage).