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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 4919 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 | Votes: | 7515 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1906 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 2862 |
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