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MontyCraft: Where Spam is a Food Group and Creepers Run Away from Silly Walks

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2984
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Are you tired of living in a world that’s gone downhill faster than a pig racing down a minecart track? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world that’s as clean and vibrant as a freshly polished diamond sword!

Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to blow up because they know they’ll be missing out on all the fun. We’ve got more diamonds than a rich player’s inventory and more adventures than a quest to find the elusive Herobrine.

So why join our server? Because we’ve got more laughs than a pack of villagers gossiping about the latest iron golem fashion trends. And if that’s not enough, just remember – on our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake and no one will judge you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

ChopCraft: Chainsaw Mania

action, Anime, Bloody, chainsaw, chainsaw man, ChopCraft, dark fantasy, death, Demons, Denji, Gore, graphic, Horror, INTENSE, Makima, Manga, Mania, Revenge, shonen jump, Supernatural, Thriller, tragic, violence

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3321
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	173	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your wildest dreams come true? Look no further! Join our server where we have a special event called “Baby Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can make a baby suffer the most in-game. It’s like Hunger Games, but with babies! So if you have a dark sense of humor and a competitive spirit, come join us and let’s see who can make this baby suffer the most! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Sales Drop Harder Than MHA’s Ratings

#my hero academia, Analysis, Anime, Challenges, Crafty, Decline, Downfall, Drop, HARD, Harder, Industry, Manga, market, McCraftface, mha, MHAs, profit, Ratings, Revenue, Sales, sales drop, Struggling, what went wrong

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8396
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sheep in a meadow? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in your pixelated life!

We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their tails, diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, and creepers that breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena before you defeat it!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Saturday night to show off his killer dance moves.

So why settle for boring when you can join our server and have the time of your virtual life? Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let the chaos begin!

Novarealms: Where Villagers are the Real MVPs in This SMP Server

administration team, bedrock, Beta Testing, Discord, discord TOS, Diversity, Entertainment, Immersive, Inclusivity, Java compatible, minecraft server, MVPS, Nova Realms SMP, Novarealms, real, restrictions, Server, smp, staff applications, villagers

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3071
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Nova Realms SMP
:construction: We have just recently released for BETA Testing!
:people_hugging: We are all about fun, inclusivity and most importantly diversity!
:no_entry_sign: We have no restrictions (other than the minecraft/discord tos) and we are open to everyone!
:clock: We plan on having this server open for as long as possible, to provide the best experience for all our players!
:tv: There are plugins that modify the game to make it even more immersive and entertaining
:mobile_phone: We are a bedrock AND Java compatible server, so invite all your friends!
(we are also accepting staff applications)

If you are interested, join our discord to learn more!

We hope to see you there!

Sincerely, Nova Realms SMP Administration Team

https://discord.gg/e69zCs3Cnr

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join our server, please join our Discord server first and follow the instructions provided there.

Q: Are there any restrictions on who can join?

A: Other than following Minecraft and Discord terms of service, there are no restrictions on who can join our server. We welcome everyone!

Q: Is there a specific theme or gameplay style on Nova Realms SMP?

A: Our server focuses on fun, inclusivity, and diversity. We aim to provide a diverse and immersive gameplay experience for all players.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow while playing on the server?

A: While we strive to maintain a welcoming and inclusive environment, we do have a set of rules that all players must adhere to. These rules are available on our Discord server.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on Nova Realms SMP?

A: Yes! Our server is bedrock and Java compatible, so feel free to invite all your friends to join in on the fun.

Crafty Berserk Bonanza

#youtube, action, Adventure, Anime, berserk, bonanza, CHAPTERS, Community, Crafty, Daily, dark fantasy, discussion, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fun, join us, Manga, Most Enjoyable, Not Porn, reading, Thread, Video

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8287
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every day is a wild and berserk adventure! Join us as we embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all – we also have daily “Berserk Thread” readings where we gather around and dive into the craziest chapters of the Berserk manga. It’s not porn, but it’s still pretty good, trust us.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you fight off creepers while discussing the deep themes of friendship and betrayal in Berserk? Plus, our community is full of hilarious and eccentric players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just click on the link and prepare for a wild ride: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tReA6c8HZ-4 (Disclaimer: link may or may not lead to actual Berserk content)

Sisterly Handjob Land – A Minecraft Server of Awkward Family Bonding

awkward, Bonding, boundary crossing, desire, eye contact, family, fetish, Forbidden, Guilty, handjob, inappropriate, Incest, Intimacy, kink, Land, Lust, Minecraft, older sister, Receiving, secret, Server, sexual tension, Siblings, Sisterly, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6730
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for the unique experience of receiving a dry handjob from your older sister as you both gaze deeply into each other’s eyes. It’s a bonding experience like no other, and you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So come join us for some unforgettable moments and questionable family dynamics!

PizzaCraft: Where in Italy is this dude hiding?

Adventure, Cities, Destination, discovery, dude, Europe, Exploration, geography, Hiding, Italian culture, italy, landmarks, location, Mediterranean, peninsula, Pizzacraft, Regions, SightSeeing, tourism, travel, trip, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3795
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magic Items Found:	7285	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Oh, you won’t find this lad in Italy, you’ll find him in the magical land of our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride llamas through the streets of Venice, build a pizza castle in Naples, and battle creepers in the Colosseum! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret pasta mine hidden deep underground…just watch out for the spaghetti monsters! So come join us and experience Italy like never before, only on our crazy Minecraft server!

Blocky Booty Bouncers: Where Creeper Love Happens

blocky, BOOTY, Bouncers, Country, creeper, cross-cultural comparisons, cultural norms, global perspectives, Intimacy, love, relationships, sex, sexual activity, sexual attitudes, sexual behavior, sexual culture, sexual customs, sexual experiences, sexual habits, sexual practices, sexual preferences, sexual traditions, social norms, societal expectations, taboo

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2577
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Farms Harvested:	853

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any spice? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons while riding on flying pigs. Our server is so epic, even the creepers have learned how to twerk!

And if you’re into scandalous gossip, you’ll love our chat feature where players discuss the most pressing question of all time: “Do you have sex in your country?” Trust us, the answers will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Kronii’s Crazy Minecraft Adventure: AAAAAAA Edition

#ILLLETVT, #LOOKATYOURTITS, #PLEASEPUTITBACK, AAAAAAA, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, Adventure, crazy, Edition, Kronii, Kroniis, Minecraft, why

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7754
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Divine Spears Created:	23	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t have any rules here, except for one: you must scream “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” at the top of your lungs every time you log in. Why, you ask? Well, because it’s fun, duh!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Kronii, who will grant you three wishes in exchange for a dance-off.

But beware, there’s a mischievous VT roaming the server, stealing people’s items and hiding them in the most ridiculous places. If you can find your missing diamond sword in the belly of a giant slime, you’ll earn the title of “Master Detective” and be hailed as a hero among players.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything is possible and chaos reigns supreme! Just remember to keep screaming “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” or risk being banished to the realm of boring servers. Let the madness begin!

Pixelated Pals: Where Reality Meets Virtual Blocks

blocks, comedic, comedic actor, comedic genius, comedic moment, comedic performance, comedic relief, comedic scene, comedic timing, comedy, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, Laughter, meets, PALS, pixelated, Reality, takes off VR set, Technology, virtual, virtual reality, virtual reality humor, VR comedy, vr headset

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1466
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Emeralds Found:	3186
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of the boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where you can party with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays enchanted eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.