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MilCraft Server: AITA Disregard

aita, Boundaries, Childbirth, Communication, compromise, Cultural differences, Decision making, Disregard, emotional manipulation, family, Guilt, in-laws, long distance, MILcraft, parenting, passport issues, Pregnancy, Respect, self-care, Server, societal expectations, Support, travel, visa restrictions

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2162
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5714
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Void Gems Collected:	22	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the real world craziness! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without worrying about your in-laws trying to control your life choices.

Forget about flying 9 hours to give birth in your home country just to please your MIL – on our server, you can give birth to pixelated babies in the comfort of your own virtual world! No need to worry about passport issues or unpaid leave, because in Minecraft, anything is possible.

Join us and escape the pressure of society’s expectations. Build a virtual family with your blocky babies and explore new worlds together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s mine away the stress and have some fun!

SisterSueCraft

children, Communication, Conflict, family, family members, Financial, Inheritance, Interest, late payment, lawsuit, Legal, loan, loan agreement, MONEY, Principal, repayment agreement, sister, SisterSueCraft, suing, Trust, vulnerable

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1226
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Falling into the Void:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the craziest family drama you’ll ever see! Join now to experience the thrill of lending virtual loans to your in-game siblings and never getting paid back!

Our server is filled with intense negotiations, shady deals, and unexpected twists just like the story of this player’s sister who conveniently forgot to repay the principal loan amount. Will you be the one to take legal action against your in-game family members?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Minecraft where you can wire virtual money to your sibling’s bank account and watch as they come up with outrageous excuses for not paying you back on time.

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate through the drama-filled world of Minecraft loans and family disputes. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate loan shark in our server – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

ChefOfOneMinecraftSMP

ChefOfOneMinecraftSMP, Cooking, Culinary, customized, dish, exclusive, Expertise, Favorite, Food, homemade, Individual, Mastery, Personal, Preference, recipe, self-made, Signature, skill, Special, Taste, Unique

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4672
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only food that can be cooked is the elusive and mysterious “Rainbow Bacon”! Legend has it that this magical bacon can only be cooked by the chosen ones who join our server.

But be warned, the process of cooking Rainbow Bacon is no easy feat. You must first defeat the Bacon King in a fierce battle, then gather rare ingredients from the enchanted forest, and finally cook it over a volcano while doing a dance of victory.

Only the bravest and most skilled players can master the art of cooking Rainbow Bacon. So if you think you have what it takes to join our wacky and bacon-filled world, come on in and prove yourself! Just remember, only the chosen ones can cook the Rainbow Bacon, so don’t even try if you’re not up to the challenge.

CreeperCravings

cherished meals, childhood comfort, childhood dish, childhood favorites, childhood memories, comfort food, comfort meal, cravings, CreeperCravings, culinary memories, delicious childhood food, family recipes, favorite meal, food nostalgia, homemade cooking, lasting food memories, long-lasting cravings, Nostalgia, tasty dishes, traditional cuisine, unforgettable flavors

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2484
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Void Gems Collected:	32	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragons Tamed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Remember that one dish from your childhood that made you feel like you could take on the world? Well, imagine that dish in Minecraft form on our server! Join us and indulge in the nostalgia of your favorite childhood meals while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knew virtual food could be so satisfying? Plus, rumor has it that eating virtual food on our server gives you special powers like super speed and the ability to fly. So come satisfy your cravings and become a culinary master in the world of Minecraft!

Youth Smoke-Free Zone

“Youth, achievement, addiction, adolescents, Awareness, Cigarette Smoking, health education, health promotion, long-term effects, nicotine, Prevention, public health, public policy, SmokeFree, smoking cessation, substance abuse, teenagers, tobacco, tobacco control, Victory, youth health, Zone

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1944
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the holy grail of blocky adventures. like, we got so much craziness goin’ on, it’s like a party in the nether.

imagine this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs with top hats. they start singing show tunes and throwing diamonds at you. then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing sunglasses challenges you to a dance-off. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club we have? it’s bumpin’ 24/7 with villagers breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats. you gotta see it to believe it.

plus, we have the rarest loot drops in all of minecraft. like, you kill a zombie and it drops a enchanted diamond sword with infinite durability. it’s like winning the lottery, but way cooler.

so, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s more bonkers than a herd of deranged llamas, come join us. we’ll be waiting with open arms and a stack of golden apples. let the madness begin!

No-Modding Minecraft Server

anticipation, Community, Customization, DELAY, Development, Disappointment, early access, Features, fotm, Frustration, Gaming, indie, indie games, long tail, Minecraft, modding, multiplayer, NoModding, online play, Server, update, Wishlist

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3268
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Void Armor Forged:	28	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no modding and no multiplayer updates? Well, look no further because our server has the WORST case of Indie FOTM! What does that mean, you ask? It means we have the craziest, most outrageous mods you’ve ever seen! Want to ride a flying unicorn while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? We got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our multiplayer update is so insane that you’ll be battling dragons with your friends in no time. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

A T L U S – Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Chronicles

Atlus, Beloved, blocky, Chronicles, controversy, developer, fanbase, Gaming, Gaming Community, hate, japanese games, Japanese RPGs., Jrpg, JRPG developer, long tail tags: ATLUS controversy, Minecraft, niche market, Persona series, Persona series fans, RPG, Shin Megami Tensei, Shin Megami Tensei community, smp, video games

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3567
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We may not have any good JRPG developers left, but we sure know how to have a good time in this server.

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have a strange obsession with building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats. Don’t ask why, just go with it.

Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army,” where players compete to see who can amass the largest army of chickens to take over the server. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Get your dance moves ready because things get wild down there.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that is as bizarre and entertaining as this one. Plus, we have cookies. And llamas. And chickens. What more could you ask for?

NeighborTrapCraft

Cruel, Damage, dead grass, driveway, ENTITLEMENT, flower bed, Glitter, Irritation, Justified, lawn, low, Mess, neighbor, NeighborTrapCraft, paint stripper, public property, tires, trap, Turning, uncalled for

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7531
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mines Excavated:	3960	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the art of revenge in the most glittery and outrageous way possible!

Are you tired of neighbors using your driveway without permission and destroying your lawn? Well, look no further because on our server, you can take matters into your own hands just like our player did in this wild story!

Join us and unleash your inner prankster by setting up glittery traps for pesky neighbors who refuse to listen. Who needs boring old driveway disputes when you can have a glittery showdown instead?

So come on over and let’s turn Minecraft into a glitter-filled battlefield of epic proportions! Just remember, revenge is best served sparkly.

AnimalAntics Minecraft SMP

amusing animal anecdotes, amusing animal behavior, amusing animal encounters, amusing animal interactions, amusing animal stories, amusing encounter, amusing moments, animal, AnimalAntics, Comical, Entertaining, funny, hilarious, Humorous, Laughter, memorable, Minecraft, Pets, smp, unexpected, wildlife

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9127
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Towns Built:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Void Armor Forged:	29
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Have you ever been chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you accidentally punched a llama and now it won’t stop spitting at you? Well, if you join our Minecraft SMP, you can experience all the hilariously chaotic animal encounters you never knew you needed! From riding pigs into battle to taming a parrot that won’t stop singing Justin Bieber songs, our server is full of wacky animal antics that will keep you laughing for hours. So come join us and see what kind of ridiculous animal encounters you can get yourself into!

CraftyCritterz – Live as a llama, pig, or panda, oh my!

10. Animal senses, 11. Animal camouflage, 12. Animal survival, 13. animal perspective, 14. Animal habitat, 15. Animal diversity, 16. Animal intelligence, 17. Animal curiosity, 18. Animal companionship, 19. Animal protection, 2. Animal instincts, 20. Animal welfare., 3. animal kingdom, 4. Personal preferences, 5. Animal behavior, 6. Animal characteristics, 7. Animal adaptation, 8. Wildlife experience, 9. Animal communication, animal transformation, CraftyCritterz, Live, Llama, Panda, Pig

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4238
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Mines Excavated:	3953
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Emeralds Found:	5679	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can live out your wildest dreams as any animal you choose! Want to be a majestic unicorn frolicking through the fields? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing villages? No problem. Or maybe you just want to be a cute little bunny hopping around causing mischief? We’ve got you covered. Join our server and experience the ultimate animal adventure like never before! Who knows, you might even discover your true spirit animal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner beast!