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FloridaWomanCraft – Where adults pretend to be teens and build blocky worlds together!

Adults, blocky, BUILD, FloridaWomanCraft, PRETEND, teens, worlds

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5035
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this Florida woman’s escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to roleplay as a 23-year-old pretending to be a 14-year-old homeschool student – just like Alyssa Zinger! Engage in scandalous activities with multiple middle schoolers from Wilson Middle School, just like in real life!

But that’s not all – we also offer a Nordstrom department store where you can shoplift with your Minecraft buddies and claim to be a different age! And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try working at a Publix grocery store while pretending to be a teenager – the possibilities are endless!

So come on down to our server for a truly unforgettable and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just remember, age is just a number – especially when you’re pretending to be someone you’re not!

CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile for epic adventures!

2024.., 3.24, Adventures, Challenge Rewards, Compiled Links, CraftyExiles, Cross-thread, early access, Epic, Exile, meets, Minecraft, necropolis, patch notes, Path, Path of Exile, PoE, POE 2, Tools, Utilities

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6931
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and a touch of insanity? Then come join our server, where we have created the ultimate Necropolis experience!

Embark on a journey through the dark and twisted world of Necropolis, where danger lurks around every corner. Fight off hordes of undead mobs, explore ancient ruins, and uncover the secrets of the underworld.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive patch notes that will blow your mind, challenge rewards that will make you question reality, and even early access to PoE 2 in 2024 (because time travel is totally a thing on our server).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Bye-Bye Blocks: The 100 Day Minecraft Marathon

100 days, Adventure, blocks, ByeBye, Day, Departure, Farewell, Goodbye, Journey, LEAVING, Marathon, Minecraft, new man, personal growth, self actualization, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-change, self-evolution, self-realization, self-renewal, self-transformation, strugglers, transformation

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2534
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6048	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can truly unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join us on a journey where you’ll never know what to expect next. One day you might be building a majestic castle, and the next you could be fighting off a horde of zombie chickens (yes, they exist on our server).

Our community is like no other, filled with players who are just as crazy and unpredictable as you are. Want to start a llama racing league? Go for it. Feel like dressing up as a giant carrot and terrorizing the villagers? Why not!

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Who knows, you might even come back a whole new person after 100 days of pure madness. Farewell, fellow strugglers, and see you on the other side!

CraftyBunnyLand

2chan, Anime, coffee shop, comedy, Confirmed, CraftyBunnyLand, Cute girls, Friends, Gochiusa, Heartwarming, japanese, Manga adaptation, News, nips, normal, popular series, Rabbits, Season Four, slice of life, Spamming, Wholesome

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	402
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	193	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4

Are you tired of nips spamming 2chan and ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, Season Four is practically confirmed! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a sighting of Herobrine himself (just kidding…or are we?). Say goodbye to the nips and hello to the best Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Brits Jammin’ Server: Minecraft Madness with a Musical Twist!

bands, blocky, British, Brits, classical music, creativity, cultural influence, england, global impact, History, iconic, Industry, influential, innovation, Jammin, legendary artists, madness, Minecraft, Music, music scene, Musical, Musicians, pop music, Rock Music, Server, Superiority, talent, Twist

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3846
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magic Items Found:	7795
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate musical showdown between England and the rest of the world. That’s right, we’re settling the age-old debate of whether England is truly superior in music through epic Minecraft battles and dance-offs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Diamond, a rare gem that grants players the power to summon dancing creepers and exploding jukeboxes. And rumor has it, if you can find all the hidden music discs scattered across the server, you’ll unlock a secret concert featuring Notch himself rocking out on stage.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready to groove your way to victory in the ultimate music showdown of the century. England may have The Beatles, but we’ve got Minecraft madness like you’ve never seen before!

VShojo+ LOLcraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Memelords and Gamers alike!

#youtube, alike, Community, discussion, froot, Gamers, geega, haruka, henya, Hime, kson, kuro, LIVESTREAMS, LolCraft, Mata, mel, Memelords, Minecraft, Mouse, Server, twitch, Ultimate, virtual youtubers, vshojo, Vtubers, zen

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we mine and craft with the power of VShojo and vtubers! Did you hear about the time Zen’s stream crashed and the whole server went into chaos? It was like creepers exploding left and right, but don’t worry, we’ve rebuilt and now we’re stronger than ever!

Join us on this server where Froot is the master of growing virtual fruits, Haruka will karate chop any block in her way, and Mel is painting the town red (literally, she’s painting everything red). Kson is our resident souchou, leading us into battle against the Ender Dragon, while Mouse is our iron-clad warrior taking on all the mobs.

But beware, Mata has a secret power that can turn the whole server upside down with just one stream, and Hime is known for summoning rainbows and unicorns wherever she goes. And don’t even get us started on Henya, the genius who can invent anything from a diamond pickaxe to a flying machine.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where every day is an adventure and every block holds a new surprise. Just remember to watch out for creepers and keep the peace, or else you might find yourself in a virtual pickle!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

blocky, classic, collection, CREEPERS, digital preservation, fear, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming hobby, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, gaming passion, McBlockface, Nostalgia, preservation, Retro, saves, Tread, video game collecting, video game collection, video game enthusiasts, video game preservation, video games

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6098
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Dragon Eggs Found:	1985	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will kick butt and take names in your honor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Crafty Nightmares: Wake me up with diamonds!

anxiety, confusion, Crafty, Darkness, diamonds, dream, eerie, Escape, fear, Haunting, Help, Horror, Nightmare, Nightmares, Panic, Reality, scream, Sleep, subconscious, surreal, Terror, Trapped, wake, Wake me up

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5815
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Towns Built:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Do you want to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and hilarity? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon, battle hordes of zombie chickens, and build the most ridiculous structures you can think of (yes, even a giant toilet castle is fair game).

But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against a dragon made entirely of TNT, and emerged victorious with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

So if you’re ready to wake up from the nightmare that is boring Minecraft servers, join us and let the madness begin. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

DadCraft LOLz – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Sharing Funny Videos!

Approval, Bonding, comedy, Communication, dad, DadCraft, decision, Decision making, Entertainment, family, funny, funny video, generation gap, humor, internet, Laughter, lolz, Minecraft, Parent, relationship, Server, sharing, social media, Technology, Ultimate, Videos, viral

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4275
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Buildings Constructed:	35
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Love Letters Sent:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	44

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through our pixelated paradise. Want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down in fear. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to watching paint dry instead.

AnimeCraft: Because Minecraft and anime go together like creepers and explosions!

Anime, AnimeCraft, artsy, comparison, CREEPERS, descriptor, different, explosions, expressionistic, feeling, flcl, indie, Indulgent, Minecraft, Obscure, reason, reminder, Show, STUDENT, Super, Talk, Unique, Watching

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8919
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7680
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of boring, mainstream anime servers? Are you looking for something truly expressionistic and unique? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is like the FLCL of the gaming world!

Join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and your own existence. Our community is full of players who have taken something completely different from their experience on our server. It’s like a surreal dream that you never want to wake up from.

Forget about those artsy and obscure indie servers, they’re just too indulgent. Our server is where the real party is at. So come on, join us and let’s create some insane stories together in this wacky world of Minecraft!